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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Duct tape.

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By *aceytopWoman over a year ago

from a town near you

wd40

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A flash drive

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By *alldarkhandsomedaveMan over a year ago

Derby

Money...

Or a condom!

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By *eKoopleCouple over a year ago

Germany / Manchester

My multi-tool.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A red arse

Her

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

A sharp knife

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A nail file.

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By *rMrsAdriaCouple over a year ago

Gosport

A potato ricer, creamy smooth mash every time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

a ring

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Bottle opener/corkscrew.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Decorator chalk

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

A plaster or six

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My dishwasher

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

a sharp pencil

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Handcuffs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A Taser

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cattle prod

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

A decent size piece of wood.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pepper spray

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cement

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A decent size piece of wood."

A wooden dildo. Wood that be in decent?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Scissors

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"A decent size piece of wood.

A wooden dildo. Wood that be in decent?"
I will tell you when I am plucking splinters out of my chuff

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By *nDPotatoCouple (MM) over a year ago

Sheffield / Málaga

Wine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A blunt object

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

redbull

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

A knitting needle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A garden fork

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By *alldarkhandsomedaveMan over a year ago

Derby

Mobile phone?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Vaseline

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

AA batteries

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm getting a little worried with she who must be obeyeds comments

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

..balls

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chocolate......

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

.condiments

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

A large roll of plastic sheeting.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An old carpet

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"An old carpet"
A meat cleaver

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"An old carpetA meat cleaver

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A freezer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

CAKE!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"An old carpetA meat cleaver

Hmmmm I'm sensing a theme!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"An old carpetA meat cleaver

Hmmmm I'm sensing a theme!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

A hack saw.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

6ft hole

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A dog with big ass teeth

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

A shovel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cement mixer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Germoline.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My phone and the contents of my handbag

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By *alldarkhandsomedaveMan over a year ago

Derby

"Germoline. "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A tiny screwdriver

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A trucker!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cleansing fluids

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By *B9 QueenWoman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Jump leads.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't forget the lime

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A dog with big ass teeth

Why would it have teeth in its ass?

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By *bony in IvoryCouple over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Condoms!

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By *ndy13Man over a year ago

deal nr dover

"A potato ricer, creamy smooth mash every time

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totally agree with you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

fanny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

double backsided non reversible reversible permanent sticky tape

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A dog with big ass teeth

Why would it have teeth in its ass?

No,no it's teeth are big to bite bad ass lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

cheesecake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Parents!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tweezers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A large patio...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An alibi

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"6ft hole"

Now im REALLY worried

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"6ft hole

Now im REALLY worried

Her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cork screw, tin opener, matches and lube.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Tampax

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A spare Table leg

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

A spatula and a brillo pad

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Surgical gloves

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Surgical gloves

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Veterinary Gloves

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"CAKE!!!!!"

Ooh I like your style. Nowdays I never leave the house without a spoon in my pocket just in case I encounter cake...lol xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A speculum

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By *reelove1969Couple over a year ago

bristol

slurrrppp ....applying the gloves ..and breathe !

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

A plastic sheet, meat cleaver and a spade.

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By *B9 QueenWoman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

This is going to be one big ass handbag.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"This is going to be one big ass handbag. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A plastic sheet, meat cleaver and a spade."

Oh crap what's coming next

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A gopher.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is going to be one big ass handbag. "

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Pliers, hair clippers and a pig farm.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pliers, hair clippers and a pig farm."

Free range or indoor pen pig farm?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

pigs are useful to avoid the pigs

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Pliers, hair clippers and a pig farm.

Free range or indoor pen pig farm?

Indoor... it's more private.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pliers, hair clippers and a pig farm.

Free range or indoor pen pig farm?

Indoor... it's more private."

Nobody can see you disposing of the bodies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pliers, hair clippers and a pig farm.

Free range or indoor pen pig farm?

Indoor... it's more private.

Nobody can see you disposing of the bodies

Right that leg of lamb for the weekend now.

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Pliers, hair clippers and a pig farm.

Free range or indoor pen pig farm?

Indoor... it's more private.

Nobody can see you disposing of the bodies

He's sharp tonight.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Swiss knife x

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Is it wrong I fancy PORK scratchings NOW?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

James Bond gadget-like pens that with a few twists & turns .............become a pipe!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pliers, hair clippers and a pig farm.

Free range or indoor pen pig farm?

Indoor... it's more private.

Nobody can see you disposing of the bodies

He's sharp tonight."

As sharp as spork

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it wrong I fancy PORK scratchings NOW?

*is ready with goalies cloves (with a condom on every thumb 'n' finger)!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I save cloves for Baked Apples, what a waste!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

a piecost

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I save cloves for Baked Apples, what a waste!

I could be a writer with a growing reputation,

I could bake apples at Fulham Broadway station, what a waste .....

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By *lactontogMan over a year ago

Clacton on Sea

Video camera...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A sky remote in order to keep my Fab pictures updated on a monthly basis

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By *exy red bootsCouple over a year ago

eastbourne

A good sense of humour, respect, and manners-Ho and a good smelling shaved body..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A bonfire

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is going to be one big ass handbag.

Bit like Mary Poppins?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A big ass, with a handbag... Sounds like my ex mother-in-law...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sport Billy's bag it has everything you will ever need in it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cable ties, Duct Tape and an empty Boot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cable ties, Duct Tape and an empty Boot

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oh please take him Femme, this desparate plea for help of his is wearing lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Left handed scissors!

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

haggis trap

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By *B9 QueenWoman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Left-handed paint brush.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A dog with big ass teeth

Why would it have teeth in its ass?

"
This made me laugh hard hahah

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Derek

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Champagne and chocolate.

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By *B9 QueenWoman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Egg shells for when you need to tread carefully.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Socks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A cock sock be ideal. But, a guy can dream i suppose.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cling film

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By *racycoolCouple over a year ago

Leeds

"a piecost"

Go on then, - I'll do it...

"WHAT'S a piecost???"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One of those needle threading thingimebobs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cheese

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My phone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A friend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 23/02/14 10:39:58]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

olive oil,all types black truffle, garlic, chillies, & virgin,, need to cook!!

lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Electric screwdriver

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By *bony in IvoryCouple over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

£1 coin in car for shopping trollies

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By *bony in IvoryCouple over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"A cock sock be ideal. But, a guy can dream i suppose.

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like a willy warmer kinda thingy bob?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Clean urine sample

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