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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Let's try five words this time....you wake up with the person above what's the first five words you would say....please play nicely.

Kelly xx

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By *atelotmanMan over a year ago

Chatham

Oh god Im in heaven

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh god Im in heaven"

It's your mrs I want

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh god Im in heaven

It's your mrs I want "

Hope he let's you then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh god Im in heaven

It's your mrs I want "

Well you should of said

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I thought it was obvious

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I thought it was obvious "

No it wasn't that obvious

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I thought it was obvious

No it wasn't that obvious"

Can we go again now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I thought it was obvious

No it wasn't that obvious

Can we go again now?"

Omg what round two already

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I thought it was obvious

No it wasn't that obvious

Can we go again now?

Omg what round two already

Numerous rounds doesn't bother me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I thought it was obvious

No it wasn't that obvious

Can we go again now?

Omg what round two already

Numerous rounds doesn't bother me

Hope the sofa was comfortable

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I thought it was obvious

No it wasn't that obvious

Can we go again now?

Omg what round two already

Numerous rounds doesn't bother me

Hope the sofa was comfortable

Yes not bad at all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I thought it was obvious

No it wasn't that obvious

Can we go again now?

Omg what round two already

Numerous rounds doesn't bother me

Hope the sofa was comfortable

Yes not bad at all "

Any location with this lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You calling me a lady?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You calling me a lady?"

A sexy one at that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You calling me a lady?"
no need for the sofa

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You calling me a lady?no need for the sofa

I do prefer a bed

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

Do it on the stairs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do it anywhere with you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do it on the stairs "

You on top, or me?

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By *eforfuncplCouple over a year ago

Morecambe

"Do it on the stairs

You on top, or me?"

God Have you just farted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do it on the stairs

You on top, or me?

God Have you just farted

Yes, beans for tea tonight!

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

thats a lovely gap babe

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"thats a lovely gap babe"

Bugger I've not got one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"thats a lovely gap babe

Bugger I've not got one

you have lost your skirt!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"thats a lovely gap babe

Bugger I've not got one

you have lost your skirt!!

And I'm now wearing it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"thats a lovely gap babe

Bugger I've not got one

you have lost your skirt!!

Wish you did just constantly

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"thats a lovely gap babe

Bugger I've not got one

you have lost your skirt!!

Oops when did that happen

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man over a year ago

Great Wyrley

Can you lick your elbow?

lol

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

you are so forgetful hunni

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"you are so forgetful hunni"

And not just my skirt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"you are so forgetful hunni"

is it time for pancakes?

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"you are so forgetful hunni

is it time for pancakes?

dribble some honey on mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fancy going again sexy ass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

whats happened to your face!?

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"whats happened to your face!?"

its better in the dark

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"whats happened to your face!?"

Just be time for cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd fuck your brains out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd fuck your brains out"

Let's make it a threesome!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd fuck your brains out"

wow that's very subtle indeed

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd fuck your brains out

wow that's very subtle indeed"

That's what I was thinking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd fuck your brains out

wow that's very subtle indeed

That's what I was thinking

fancy a cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd fuck your brains out

wow that's very subtle indeed

That's what I was thinking

fancy a cup of tea"

Can I have a biscuit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd fuck your brains out

wow that's very subtle indeed

That's what I was thinking

fancy a cup of tea"

That would be really nice

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"I'd fuck your brains out

wow that's very subtle indeed

That's what I was thinking

fancy a cup of tea

That would be really nice

one lump or two sweet

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Oh two would be great

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh two would be great

Are we talking about sugar?

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By *onnie and JohnCouple over a year ago

Paignton

please turn up, sorry only four,,lol.connie x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh two would be great

Are we talking about sugar?

Well what else on offer

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By *lappyMan over a year ago

Manchester

Thanks for last night connie

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"Oh two would be great

Are we talking about sugar?

Well what else on offer

Four lumps if you join

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh two would be great

Are we talking about sugar?

Well what else on offer

Four lumps if you join

I'm sweet enough already hun!

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"Oh two would be great

Are we talking about sugar?

Well what else on offer

Four lumps if you join

I'm sweet enough already hun!"

I just bet you are

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh two would be great

Are we talking about sugar?

Well what else on offer

Four lumps if you join

I'm sweet enough already hun!

I just bet you are

Want to come find out?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Oh I say have fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

oh lets play hide the

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh I say have fun

Come and join in then...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"oh lets play hide the

Oh hide the what sexy ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"oh lets play hide the

Oh hide the what sexy ?

Sugar lumps for the tea!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"oh lets play hide the

Oh hide the what sexy ?

Sugar lumps for the tea! "

Lol ok let's try that

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"oh lets play hide the

Oh hide the what sexy ?

Sugar lumps for the tea!

Lol ok let's try that "

lets make it a foursome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"oh lets play hide the

Oh hide the what sexy ?

Sugar lumps for the tea!

Lol ok let's try that

lets make it a foursome

Gonna need a bigger kettle!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"oh lets play hide the

Oh hide the what sexy ?

Sugar lumps for the tea!

Lol ok let's try that

lets make it a foursome

Gonna need a bigger kettle!"

Or maybe even a moresome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The neighbours are watching again

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Lmao oh no an orgy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The neighbours are watching again"

Better go the wifes calling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The neighbours are watching again"
shut the curtains then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The neighbours are watching againshut the curtains then"
lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The neighbours are watching againshut the curtains then"

Oi five words only lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The neighbours are watching againshut the curtains then

Oi five words only lol"

Now you've been told off!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Special k for breakfast please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Special k for breakfast please"

What about for afters too

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"Special k for breakfast please"

how big is your chopper

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"Special k for breakfast please

What about for afters too

a nibble on your bottom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Special k for breakfast please

What about for afters too

a nibble on your bottom

Oh nibble all you want

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Special k for breakfast please

What about for afters too

a nibble on your bottom

Oh nibble all you want

I'm not fucking nibbling that

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Who are you nibbling then ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who are you nibbling then ? "

Anyone but me it seems

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By *00fordMan over a year ago

Halifax

"Who are you nibbling then ? "

We're all nibbling on you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Special k for breakfast please

how big is your chopper

Not fucking big enough why

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Special k for breakfast please

how big is your chopper

Not fucking big enough why"

But that's what you say

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By *nigmatic1Woman over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Who is cooking the breakfast

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Who is cooking the breakfast

"
well I am special k

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By *nigmatic1Woman over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"Who is cooking the breakfast

well I am special k

I quite like Special K

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Who is cooking the breakfast

well I am special k

I quite like Special K

What me or breakfast ? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who the f**k are you? ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Who the f**k are you? ??

I am miss special k

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By *nigmatic1Woman over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"Who the f**k are you? ??

Alice my name is Alice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who the f**k are you? ??

I am miss special k "

And what makes you special?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who the f**k are you? ??

Alice my name is Alice

Your profile says it's not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

WTF

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Erm sammysung what Fucking happened?

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"WTF

That's not 5 words

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"WTF

That's not 5 words

I was lost for word's

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"WTF

That's not 5 words

Neither is that naughty girl...

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"WTF

That's not 5 words

Neither is that naughty girl..."

well spank me really hard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"WTF

That's not 5 words

Neither is that naughty girl...

well spank me really hard

It'll make your bum red.....

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By *nigmatic1Woman over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"Who the f**k are you? ??

Alice my name is Alice

Your profile says it's not

Oh bugger I got sussed

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You can rub it better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is getting boring now

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"WTF

That's not 5 words

Neither is that naughty girl...

well spank me really hard

It'll make your bum red.....

I will bite the pillow

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"This is getting boring now

you speak for your self

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"WTF

That's not 5 words

Neither is that naughty girl...

well spank me really hard

It'll make your bum red.....

I will bite the pillow

I'll kiss it better after....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 24/02/14 21:59:54]"

OMFG where have you been??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who the f**k are you? ??

Alice my name is Alice

Your profile says it's not

Oh bugger I got sussed

Your secret safe with me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fancy another go minx? Yum.

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"WTF

That's not 5 words

Neither is that naughty girl...

well spank me really hard

It'll make your bum red.....

I will bite the pillow

I'll kiss it better after....

pucker up while I bend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"WTF

That's not 5 words

Neither is that naughty girl...

well spank me really hard

It'll make your bum red.....

I will bite the pillow

I'll kiss it better after....

pucker up while I bend

I'll just want to lick...

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By *nigmatic1Woman over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"Who the f**k are you? ??

Alice my name is Alice

Your profile says it's not

Oh bugger I got sussed

Your secret safe with me

You'll do for me chuck

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"WTF

That's not 5 words

Neither is that naughty girl...

well spank me really hard

It'll make your bum red.....

I will bite the pillow

I'll kiss it better after....

pucker up while I bend

I'll just want to lick...

oh you naughty thing you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"WTF

That's not 5 words

Neither is that naughty girl...

well spank me really hard

It'll make your bum red.....

I will bite the pillow

I'll kiss it better after....

pucker up while I bend

I'll just want to lick...

oh you naughty thing you

I am a bad boy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I prefer a bad MAN

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I prefer a bad MAN "

Ok a very bad man.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh two would be great

Are we talking about sugar?

Well what else on offer

i can arrange room service for us all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That wasnt five words above

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That wasnt five words above"

Who cares, I'm bloody starving

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That wasnt five words above"

Some times more than 5 needed ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That wasnt five words above

Some times more than 5 needed ?"

Now that's just being greedy...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That wasnt five words above

Some times more than 5 needed ?

Now that's just being greedy..."

It's good to be greedy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That wasnt five words above

Some times more than 5 needed ?

Now that's just being greedy...

It's good to be greedy "

Just wanting more and more?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That wasnt five words above

Some times more than 5 needed ?

Now that's just being greedy...

It's good to be greedy

Just wanting more and more?"

Well that can be good

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By *aughtySexualArousalMan over a year ago

SPALDING

Wow.....damn....... what a night

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wow.....damn....... what a night "

Night,morning ,evening then night

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By *randmrsfreakyCouple over a year ago

alfreton near chesterfield

Someone's drawn on your tit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Someone's drawn on your tit

Just practicing my tattooing skills...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Someone's drawn on your tit

Just practicing my tattooing skills..."

That's not the only place

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Someone's drawn on your tit

Just practicing my tattooing skills...

That's not the only place "

I need some new crayons....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

wow.its not a dream.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Nope its not a dream

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"wow.its not a dream."

A dream for some; nightmare for others

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By *randmrsfreakyCouple over a year ago

alfreton near chesterfield

One 2 many last night

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Tut that's not five words

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By *horltzMan over a year ago

heysham

Tea no sugar with milk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tut that's not five words

Changed your photo again K......

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Tut that's not five words

I know do you like

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tut that's not five words

I know do you like

You're just teasing me now.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tut that's not five words

I know do you like

Yes it's a great view

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By *randmrsfreakyCouple over a year ago

alfreton near chesterfield

Again, again, again, again, again

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I do try my best

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I do try my best "

You're just too damn sexy......

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I do try my best

You're just too damn sexy......

Omg no I,m not but.... Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I do try my best

You're just too damn sexy......

Omg no I,m not but.... Thanks

That's six words not five.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I do try my best

You're just too damn sexy......

Omg no I,m not but.... Thanks

That's six words not five.....

I know I'm very sorry

Off to bed now....night

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I do try my best

You're just too damn sexy......

Omg no I,m not but.... Thanks

That's six words not five.....

I know I'm very sorry

Off to bed now....night

Sweet dreams you naughty girl.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Morning everyone...another new day

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By *hynewguy2012Man over a year ago

dartford

Mornig special..where's my breakfast?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What is it you want ?

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By *hynewguy2012Man over a year ago

dartford

"What is it you want ?"

You for starters then toast

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Meeee on a big plate

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What with some added extras

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyone just fancy having sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Really depends on who with

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can always try me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh Master! Fight time already?

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

Need to know basis

More...more...and some more

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Did you want some more

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Did you want some more

Pleeeaaase Miss SK join me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did you want some more

Pleeeaaase Miss SK join me?"

Budge up a bit more

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Room for a little(ish) one?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Back up on me babe!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Blimey lots going on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Blimey lots going on here

You on about my pet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Blimey lots going on here

You on about my pet?"

And what pet is that ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Blimey lots going on here

You on about my pet?

And what pet is that ?"

Only my gentle pet anaconda

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Oh I do love snakes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why is my arse sore ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Well it really wasn't me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well it really wasn't me

If not you, then who ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well it really wasn't me

If not you, then who ?

Could it if been you ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hope not lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why is my arse sore ??"

Want some cream for that?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where has my watch gone ???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

where did you leave it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it down your knickers?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it down your knickers?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why is my arse sore ??

Want some cream for that?

"
only if you rub it in lol

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