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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What's the best way of getting cum stains out of car upholstery??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bleach

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

Suck it out.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"What's the best way of getting cum stains out of car upholstery?? "

Maybe you could buy a better quality second hand car? The one you're considering sounds a bit grim....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Suck it out. "

Before or after I add the bleach?

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What's the best way of getting cum stains out of car upholstery??

Maybe you could buy a better quality second hand car? The one you're considering sounds a bit grim...."

Character ... It's got character

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By *w33tCh33ks91TV/TS over a year ago

Manchester

Try nail varnish remover. It works for all of my unwanted stains.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Try nail varnish remover. It works for all of my unwanted stains.

"Unwanted" ??

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"What's the best way of getting cum stains out of car upholstery??

Maybe you could buy a better quality second hand car? The one you're considering sounds a bit grim....

Character ... It's got character "

It has now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Vanish would be a good starting point.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Vanish would be a good starting point. "

How to I fit a car in the washing machine?

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By *w33tCh33ks91TV/TS over a year ago

Manchester

"Try nail varnish remover. It works for all of my unwanted stains.

"Unwanted" ??"

Yes... As a-posed to the stains I do want

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Help! is an album by a Liverpudlian band who were quite well known in their day.

*courtesy of the useless information department*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Try nail varnish remover. It works for all of my unwanted stains.

"Unwanted" ??

Yes... As a-posed to the stains I do want

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Help! is an album by a Liverpudlian band who were quite well known in their day.

*courtesy of the useless information department* "

Cast?

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By *adyGardenWoman over a year ago

LONDON (se)

"Try nail varnish remover. It works for all of my unwanted stains.

"Unwanted" ??

Yes... As a-posed to the stains I do want

Try it on not an obvious spot first as it can discolour the fabric. If it does then water it down a little.

Or biological washing powder made into a paste and scrubbed in with a toothbrush.

Works great on tough lipstick marks too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

throw out the car seat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ask ur local gangster hitmen..they know all the best stuff

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Try nail varnish remover. It works for all of my unwanted stains.

"Unwanted" ??

Yes... As a-posed to the stains I do want

Try it on not an obvious spot first as it can discolour the fabric. If it does then water it down a little.

Or biological washing powder made into a paste and scrubbed in with a toothbrush.

Works great on tough lipstick marks too. "

thanks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fight semen with semen.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fight semen with semen."

Okay ... I'm going to give this a try ... Brb

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Fight semen with semen."

Get some sailors in to clean it for him?

I bet IO will be more careful about giving hitchhikers lifts now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

have a woman eject her egg on it and hey presto, u have a babyseat

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"have a woman eject her egg on it and hey presto, u have a babyseat"

In 9 months...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"have a woman eject her egg on it and hey presto, u have a babyseat"

Are they the same as dog eggs?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's the best way of getting cum stains out of car upholstery?? "

Leather seats?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fight semen with semen.

Get some sailors in to clean it for him?

I bet IO will be more careful about giving hitchhikers lifts now. "

Hey, a happy ending is always given in my car ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fight semen with semen."

Yup... Layer upon layer...

When it's dried, peel the lump off like a scab...

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

It's what you get when you have a wank of a car.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

grab some slugs n blame them

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"ask ur local gangster hitmen..they know all the best stuff"

I know a gangsta if that's any help

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Use a carpet /upholstery spray cleaner available in all good supermarkets and smells clean and fresh too. Or try Carpet power

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fight semen with semen.

Yup... Layer upon layer...

When it's dried, peel the lump off like a scab...

Do you think bags of crispy, salted cum crisps would be a good seller? I think it could be the health food of the future

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

its the same as the old white wine to get rid of red wine stains.for spunk stains you get a girl to come on top..vanishes like magic.

x x X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't have anything useful to add but I am greatly amused

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"its the same as the old white wine to get rid of red wine stains.for spunk stains you get a girl to come on top..vanishes like magic.

x x X"

Girls don't cum, don't be silly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fight semen with semen.

Yup... Layer upon layer...

When it's dried, peel the lump off like a scab...

Do you think bags of crispy, salted cum crisps would be a good seller? I think it could be the health food of the future "

Salty protein.... There has to be a market..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"its the same as the old white wine to get rid of red wine stains.for spunk stains you get a girl to come on top..vanishes like magic.

x x X

Girls don't cum, don't be silly "

This girl don't

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shagging in your car

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shagging in your car

we werent shagging, we were watching porn together...just as pals

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Update - I tried all I the above and the stain wouldn't come (lol) out ... So I did the only logical thing and set the car on fire, which was a shame as the car only had one more day until retirement.

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