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another of the proposals for the manifesto is
Due to the increasing number of children afraid of needles, they propose the destruction of the tedious, scary and often painful process of school vaccinations.
Instead, they propose that highly trained nurses should be given free reign on the playground with specially modified tranquillizer rifles which apply vaccinations as well as a tranquillizer. This would have two main benefits: It would be less scary for the children as they will not know what hit them, also it will be more fun for the nurses
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"another proposal is To combat global warming and climate change all buildings should be fitted with air conditioning units on the outside.  "
Not so mad as it sounds. The govt of Dubai have fitted air conditioning units on some of the beaches to cool people down.
We have heaters outside pubs to warm us up so it's quite logical in a hot country to have units to cool you down.  |
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Separate Passports for Terrorists: Terrorists should be required (by virtue of law) to apply for separate passports in which they give there full contact details, number of explosives, and time (as well as location) of any plot. This would save time and money in gathering intelligence |
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"another of the proposals for the manifesto is
Due to the increasing number of children afraid of needles, they propose the destruction of the tedious, scary and often painful process of school vaccinations.
Instead, they propose that highly trained nurses should be given free reign on the playground with specially modified tranquillizer rifles which apply vaccinations as well as a tranquillizer. This would have two main benefits: It would be less scary for the children as they will not know what hit them, also it will be more fun for the nurses
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Im loving that one!
They have also proposed to make sure that every pair of shoes not just the ones in supermarkets are joined together by elastic so everyone walks like they have shit themselves when they try them on |
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