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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford

Haven't seen one of these in a while....

Come on, what do you know? I'll start with......

Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There is no word for custard in the French language.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend


"There is no word for custard in the French language. "
how about blancmange

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The elephant is the only creature with four knees

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There is no word for custard in the French language. how about blancmange"

Creme Anglaise. Like the man says, no word, just words

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There is no word for custard in the French language. how about blancmange"

Blancmange is a vanilla pudding and nothing like custard.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There is no word for custard in the French language. how about blancmange

Creme Anglaise. Like the man says, no word, just words"

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By *empting Devil.Woman  over a year ago

Sheffield


"Haven't seen one of these in a while....

Come on, what do you know? I'll start with......

Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously."

Eating an entire nutmeg in one go (ground obviously) would cause a heart attack.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Humans have more than 5 senses.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Never wipe your arse with a broken bottle, toilet paper is best but if caught short in the woods use a big leaf

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In texas, it is illegal to shoot a buffalo from a 2nd story hotel window.

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple  over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

Otters hold hands while sleeping so they don't float away from each other! Bless!

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By *ScotsmanMan  over a year ago

ayrshire


"A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate."
i dispute that useless fact.but when ferrets do mate its a very violent fuck. x x X

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By *igeiaWoman  over a year ago

Bristol

CDs can fit 74 minutes of audio on because that was the longest recorded length of Beethoven's 9th Symphony when they came up with the standard and the president of Sony was a massive Beethoven fan.

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By *oublesixesMan  over a year ago

Corby

In New York, jumping from a building carries the death penalty

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"CDs can fit 74 minutes of audio on because that was the longest recorded length of Beethoven's 9th Symphony when they came up with the standard and the president of Sony was a massive Beethoven fan."

You're just weird...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Under Scottish law, a woman cannot be charged for the act of rape.

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By *igeiaWoman  over a year ago

Bristol


"CDs can fit 74 minutes of audio on because that was the longest recorded length of Beethoven's 9th Symphony when they came up with the standard and the president of Sony was a massive Beethoven fan.

You're just weird... "

I rock in a pub quiz though.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The only character to have five digit hands in The Simpsons, is God.

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By *ScotsmanMan  over a year ago

ayrshire


"Haven't seen one of these in a while....

Come on, what do you know? I'll start with......

Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

Eating an entire nutmeg in one go (ground obviously) would cause a heart attack. "

. . . . .real men get hard at the sight of a messi nutmeg . . . .

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By *r-UniqueMan  over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

Hornyness is a hard thing to get rid of as if you have crap sex. It leaves you frustrated and you want sex to cure it. If the sex is amazing it will leave you wanting more and more.

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By *heffmMan  over a year ago

sheffield

Kangaroos cant fart

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If you pull a funny face and the wind changes direction. You Will stay that way forever.

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By *amslam1000Man  over a year ago

willenhall


"The elephant is the only creature with four knees"

an elephants tits are behind its front legs not down the back like a cow

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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"CDs can fit 74 minutes of audio on because that was the longest recorded length of Beethoven's 9th Symphony when they came up with the standard and the president of Sony was a massive Beethoven fan."

I think that's wrong.... I found another reason....

I’m not much for using the blog to share works in progress or even discoveries that I hope to share in print, but this one’s too good not to get out there right away.

So today while working on The Book I stumbled across this article, which is recommended reading for anyone interested in the history of digital audio.

There is a standard story about the history of the compact disc that says that it became a 74-minute medium because the then-president of Sony wanted to be able to hear all of Beethoven’s 9th symphony without interruption. It turns out that’s not the case at all, at least not according to an engineer who worked on the CD. Instead, he said, it was Philips, not Sony, who were pushing, and they were pushing for the CD to be close in size to the “compact cassette tape” (what I simply knew as “tapes” growing up)

Now, it turns out that a CD is slightly wider than that — 120mm instead of 115mm, but the basic premise holds. And yes, the article also explains why CDs are 16 bit and 44.1khz. Not as arbitrary as we are usually told.

This story clearly is not nearly as sexy or as cult-of-personality as the “we did it for the pres” version but eminently interesting in its own right. The reference points for CD design were — surprise — common consumer electronics standards in use at the time.

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By *r-UniqueMan  over a year ago

Carmarthenshire


"Kangaroos cant fart "

As a species they make the best lovers as a female kangaroo has 3 vaginas

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lamas cannot run backwards, but they can hop backwards.

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By *ScotsmanMan  over a year ago

ayrshire

kangaroos hop while mad. . .

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By *octor DeleriumMan  over a year ago

Bristol


"

Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously."

I wouldn't recommend ingesting large quantities ( 5g) either. It appears to be hallucinogenic and also cardio toxic but the chemical pathways are not, entirely, clear. It's certainly got a profile similar to amphetamines.

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By *igeiaWoman  over a year ago

Bristol


"CDs can fit 74 minutes of audio on because that was the longest recorded length of Beethoven's 9th Symphony when they came up with the standard and the president of Sony was a massive Beethoven fan.

I think that's wrong.... I found another reason....

I’m not much for using the blog to share works in progress or even discoveries that I hope to share in print, but this one’s too good not to get out there right away.

So today while working on The Book I stumbled across this article, which is recommended reading for anyone interested in the history of digital audio.

There is a standard story about the history of the compact disc that says that it became a 74-minute medium because the then-president of Sony wanted to be able to hear all of Beethoven’s 9th symphony without interruption. It turns out that’s not the case at all, at least not according to an engineer who worked on the CD. Instead, he said, it was Philips, not Sony, who were pushing, and they were pushing for the CD to be close in size to the “compact cassette tape” (what I simply knew as “tapes” growing up)

Now, it turns out that a CD is slightly wider than that — 120mm instead of 115mm, but the basic premise holds. And yes, the article also explains why CDs are 16 bit and 44.1khz. Not as arbitrary as we are usually told.

This story clearly is not nearly as sexy or as cult-of-personality as the “we did it for the pres” version but eminently interesting in its own right. The reference points for CD design were — surprise — common consumer electronics standards in use at the time."

I know, I also heard they simply rounded the size up hence the audio length you can fit. I prefer the more romantic apocryphal tale though; especially since I've also heard it was because it was his wife's favourite piece.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lamas can throw ninja stars.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Single women cant fart, apparently they only get an arsehole when they marry

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mark Knopfler's real name is.... Mark Knopfler

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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford

Big Al says dogs can't look up

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By *r-UniqueMan  over a year ago

Carmarthenshire


"Single women cant fart, apparently they only get an arsehole when they marry "

If your average bloke marries at 20 and dies at 85. Then your average spending for a wedding for a man would take 65 years to pay for

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By *lam rockerMan  over a year ago

Tain


"There is no word for custard in the French language. "
Creme anglais is custard. Or is that two words?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sometimes at night I touch my own bumhole.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lama is Angolan for Nike.

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By *pen2offersxCouple  over a year ago

kettering

64.9 % of statistics are made up !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sometimes at night I touch my own bumhole."

And probably sniff your fingers afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Haven't seen one of these in a while....

Come on, what do you know? I'll start with......

Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously."

I'm just curious .... what happens to the injectee then?

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By *riendly foeWoman  over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Big Al says dogs can't look up "

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By *octor DeleriumMan  over a year ago

Bristol


"CDs can fit 74 minutes of audio on because that was the longest recorded length of Beethoven's 9th Symphony when they came up with the standard and the president of Sony was a massive Beethoven fan.

I think that's wrong.... I found another reason."

I think the real reason was Sonys intent to thwart Philips technological advantage and manufacturing process.

It's possible to extend the capacity of a CD to beyond 80 minutes, but only with the loss of recorded frequencies, and the relatively low risk that the disc will not play on some CD players. I believe that the maximum recorded track duration was over 82 minutes.

Doctor Nasty

My original Sony CD player ...00006 is still working

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple  over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"Sometimes at night I touch my own bumhole."

That's an interesting fact!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Badger's can ride bmx bikes

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By *adyGardenWoman  over a year ago

LONDON (se)

Our ears never stop growing and our eyes remain the same size as the day we were born

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Haven't seen one of these in a while....

Come on, what do you know? I'll start with......

Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

Eating an entire nutmeg in one go (ground obviously) would cause a heart attack. "

and you haven't told me this before ... why??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Our ears never stop growing and our eyes remain the same size as the day we were born"

that's why babies (animals included) look cute

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The average ejaculation has just 5 calories

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Someone I don't know just sent me a friend request on facebook

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

50% of people are bad at maths and the other two thirds are bad at englise

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By *adyGardenWoman  over a year ago

LONDON (se)


"Our ears never stop growing and our eyes remain the same size as the day we were born

that's why babies (animals included) look cute "

And why old people have bigger ears

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By *r-UniqueMan  over a year ago

Carmarthenshire


"Our ears never stop growing and our eyes remain the same size as the day we were born

that's why babies (animals included) look cute

And why old people have bigger ears"

If you live long enough some of your body parts grow up to 50% longer.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

4 hot young women added me on Kik tonight

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By *ScotsmanMan  over a year ago

ayrshire

ferrets walk about for a wee while when their heads chopped off

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The most common name in the world is Mohammed."

there is at least 4 differing way to spell that name.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In Chester its legal to kill a Welshman after 7 with a longbow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

All packets of crisps, go out of. Date on a Saturday check it out !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Shakespeare was just an agent and never actually wrote any of the works attributed to him.

(I don't actually believe this but it makes for an interesting read)

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple  over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Sharks will only attack you if you are wet.

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By * and c 82Couple  over a year ago

manchester

The word exaggeration contains five gs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There is no word for custard in the French language. "

They call it creme Anglaise.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The elephant is the only creature with four knees"

It has two knees. At the front it has an elbow and wrist.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You can not strike a match on jelly

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple  over a year ago

harrow

Only human males hog tv remotes

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By *illwill69uMan  over a year ago

moston


"There is no word for custard in the French language. how about blancmange

Creme Anglaise. Like the man says, no word, just words"

They also have no word for potato...

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By *illwill69uMan  over a year ago

moston

Artificial sweeteners are exactly the same chemically as sugars, the difference is that the artificial molecule is a mirror image of its equivalent sugar and as a result the bodies enzymes cant attach to the molecules and digest them.

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple  over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"In Chester its legal to kill a Welshman after 7 with a longbow"

Its the same in York, but you can kill a Scotsman! Thank god I'm a woman!

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