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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Going to Ikea to find out why women find it a magical day out...
Hey it's great at ikea 
For tea lights and getting lost for three hours!"
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"If you could change gender for one day, which one thing would you like to experience as a member of the opposite sex?
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Pee standing up and experience the glee of whirling my knob like a helicopter. My oh does it every morning and looks so happy doing it, bless him!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would love to know what it was like to have sex with me. I think it would be pretty AWESOME."
What about for the other 23 hours and 59 minutes of this day? |
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"I would love to know what it was like to have sex with me. I think it would be pretty AWESOME.
What about for the other 23 hours and 59 minutes of this day?"
I can repeat up 3 or 4 times so it could be only 23 seconds and 55 minutes ACTUALLY! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I would love to know what it was like to have sex with me. I think it would be pretty AWESOME.
What about for the other 23 hours and 59 minutes of this day?
I can repeat up 3 or 4 times so it could be only 23 seconds and 55 minutes ACTUALLY!"
23 seconds and 55 minutes? Your time machine clock needs fixing. |
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"I would love to know what it was like to have sex with me. I think it would be pretty AWESOME.
What about for the other 23 hours and 59 minutes of this day?
I can repeat up 3 or 4 times so it could be only 23 seconds and 55 minutes ACTUALLY!
23 seconds and 55 minutes? Your time machine clock needs fixing."
I know!
*kicks pocket fluff capacitor* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I would love to know what it was like to have sex with me. I think it would be pretty AWESOME.
What about for the other 23 hours and 59 minutes of this day?
I can repeat up 3 or 4 times so it could be only 23 seconds and 55 minutes ACTUALLY!"
Ooh fail. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I would love to know what it was like to have sex with me. I think it would be pretty AWESOME.
What about for the other 23 hours and 59 minutes of this day?
I can repeat up 3 or 4 times so it could be only 23 seconds and 55 minutes ACTUALLY!
23 seconds and 55 minutes? Your time machine clock needs fixing.
I know!
*kicks pocket fluff capacitor*"
I've got an egg box, one loo roll innard and a Shredded Wheat box - any use?
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"I would love to know what it was like to have sex with me. I think it would be pretty AWESOME.
What about for the other 23 hours and 59 minutes of this day?
I can repeat up 3 or 4 times so it could be only 23 seconds and 55 minutes ACTUALLY!
23 seconds and 55 minutes? Your time machine clock needs fixing.
I know!
*kicks pocket fluff capacitor*
I've got an egg box, one loo roll innard and a Shredded Wheat box - any use?
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I can work with that. I have sticky back plastic. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
If I had a penis I could find out if:
a) it's possible to pee into the toilet or just all around it
b) if that flicky/twitchy thing is involuntary or whether you make it happen
c) whether balls get in the way when you sit down.
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"If I had a penis I could find out if:
a) it's possible to pee into the toilet or just all around it
b) if that flicky/twitchy thing is involuntary or whether you make it happen
c) whether balls get in the way when you sit down.
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The answer to c, I am told, is yes but only once or twice because you soon learn |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"the chance to actually get a meet on here ...lol"
In a day? It'd take you longer than that to sort through the messages and work out who is a decent prospect and not 400 miles away and/or a total fantasist |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Multiple orgasms would love to know what feels like.
Mind blowing 
It certainly looks that way
When they go on and on and on its like floating on air "
I have seen a few that required gas and air |
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