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"Am just board in work dose anybody have any good jokes I can steal to tell my work colleagues to brighten the day up  "
A blind man walks into a bar. Says ' ouch' |
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"Am just board in work dose anybody have any good jokes I can steal to tell my work colleagues to brighten the day up
A blind man walks into a bar. Says ' ouch' "
A dyslexic guy walks into a bra.... |
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A couple in bed wife says to hubby "you make love to me like you decorate" he says "slow and professional" she says " no I have to finish the job myself " |
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I asked the librarian if he had the new book about erectile dysfunction.
He tapped his keyboard, and peered at the screen. "It's not coming up", he frowned.
I said "That's the one."
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Everyone knows about them 200 nigerian girls that have been abducted! America has sent there top secret service to search for them! Anyway britain has sent rolf harris, garry glitter and freddie star.. and to top it off kevin! |
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"I asked the librarian if he had the new book about erectile dysfunction.
He tapped his keyboard, and peered at the screen. "It's not coming up", he frowned.
I said "That's the one."
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i went to the same library and asked 'do you have a book on not becoming violent to deal with rejection?' |
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A guy walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey.
The barman pours his drink and puts it on the bar.
The guy takes up his drink and downs it in one.
"thanks, give me another one"
The barman pours him another double whiskey and the guy once again, downs it one.
"same again" says the guy.
"sure" says the barman. "well, I guess that you must be celebrating something big then?"
"Yep" says the guy, downing his 3rd drink in one. "I am celebrating my first blow job"
"that is a good reason to celebrate" says the barman "but how many whiskeys do you want?"
"Better give me another one" says the guy "I still can't get the taste out of my mouth!"
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"What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
Weird. "
Q - What do you call a man with a car on his head?
A - Jack
Q - Why are there no pills in the jungle
A - because parrots-eat-em-all (paracetamol)
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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago
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Guy goes into a bar, orders a double whiskey, downs it in one. Orders another, downs it in one. Orders another, barman says ' you're knocking them back quickly aren't you?'
Guy knocks back his third double and says 'you'd drink them quickly if you had what I've got',
'Why? What have you got? Asks barman
'38p !' Says the guy, running out the door.
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"What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Russell
what do you call the same man '10 years' later? Pete
what do you call a man with a rabbit up his arse? Warren"
edit: would help if I could type the full punchline |
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