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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"CHOCOLATE and I want some NOW
This is why I want a man so he can go get me some 
White, milk or dark x "
Dark please , oh and milk but forget the white I don't want to be sick |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"CHOCOLATE and I want some NOW
This is why I want a man so he can go get me some
Would you like to use my extra large toblerone?  "
Is that what is called now  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh the joys of being a single female. One can keep a chocolate stash in the bottom of the fridge, with no grubby thieving fingers in the house "
I am but I can't otherwise I would just eat it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"CHOCOLATE and I want some NOW
This is why I want a man so he can go get me some
White, milk or dark x
Dark please , oh and milk but forget the white I don't want to be sick "
do you want plain or do you want other fillings like fruit and nut etc |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh the joys of being a single female. One can keep a chocolate stash in the bottom of the fridge, with no grubby thieving fingers in the house
I am but I can't otherwise I would just eat it "
Ah right, I haven't got such a sweetie tooth, but when I want chocolate, I WANT CHOCOLATE NOW. Not having shops near me, I keep a stash. I'll swap ya for pringles though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"CHOCOLATE and I want some NOW
This is why I want a man so he can go get me some
White, milk or dark x
Dark please , oh and milk but forget the white I don't want to be sick
do you want plain or do you want other fillings like fruit and nut etc "
I really fancy an old Jamaican |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"CHOCOLATE and I want some NOW
This is why I want a man so he can go get me some
White, milk or dark x
Dark please , oh and milk but forget the white I don't want to be sick
do you want plain or do you want other fillings like fruit and nut etc
I really fancy an old Jamaican "
i know a fella he must be 75 is that old enough for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"CHOCOLATE and I want some NOW
This is why I want a man so he can go get me some
White, milk or dark x
Dark please , oh and milk but forget the white I don't want to be sick
do you want plain or do you want other fillings like fruit and nut etc
I really fancy an old Jamaican "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"CHOCOLATE and I want some NOW
This is why I want a man so he can go get me some
White, milk or dark x
Dark please , oh and milk but forget the white I don't want to be sick
do you want plain or do you want other fillings like fruit and nut etc
I really fancy an old Jamaican "
Oh I love that..... Be a poppet and get me a bar |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"CHOCOLATE and I want some NOW
This is why I want a man so he can go get me some
White, milk or dark x
Dark please , oh and milk but forget the white I don't want to be sick
do you want plain or do you want other fillings like fruit and nut etc
I really fancy an old Jamaican
i know a fella he must be 75 is that old enough for you "
Have you not seen my age preference |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"CHOCOLATE and I want some NOW
This is why I want a man so he can go get me some
White, milk or dark x
Dark please , oh and milk but forget the white I don't want to be sick
do you want plain or do you want other fillings like fruit and nut etc
I really fancy an old Jamaican
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"CHOCOLATE and I want some NOW
This is why I want a man so he can go get me some
White, milk or dark x
Dark please , oh and milk but forget the white I don't want to be sick
do you want plain or do you want other fillings like fruit and nut etc
I really fancy an old Jamaican
Oh I love that..... Be a poppet and get me a bar "
Jigsaw is getting them in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you tried the new Dairy Milk one with jelly beans and popping candy? Its Orgasmic
I love that , I rather fancy giving a bj with some of that on mouth , well not the Jelly beans "
It makes the roof of your mouth tingle |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've got two toblerones, a Yorkie, two flakes and a box of celebrations.
Looking to swap for Pringles, pork scratchings and wine gums. "
Stop fooking around and just give me the fooking chocolate grrrrrrrrrrrr |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"I've got two toblerones, a Yorkie, two flakes and a box of celebrations.
Looking to swap for Pringles, pork scratchings and wine gums.
Stop fooking around and just give me the fooking chocolate grrrrrrrrrrrr "
It's a serious swap. I can take or leave choc. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've got two toblerones, a Yorkie, two flakes and a box of celebrations.
Looking to swap for Pringles, pork scratchings and wine gums.
Stop fooking around and just give me the fooking chocolate grrrrrrrrrrrr
It's a serious swap. I can take or leave choc. "
I can't  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got a Whole Nut, a bag of Giant Buttons, two bars of Willy's (dark and orange) and two bars of pistachio.
I can swap any of those for a bag of Jelly Babies.
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Could I please have the giant buttons? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I've got a Whole Nut, a bag of Giant Buttons, two bars of Willy's (dark and orange) and two bars of pistachio.
I can swap any of those for a bag of Jelly Babies.
Could I please have the giant buttons? "
Of course. They've been in the cupboard for two months but they're still in date.
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I want a bacon buttie.
And then chocolate.
I have neither bread nor chocolate  Suck on a rasher
I might stick up a meet request and ask them to bring chocolate  "
It used to be a requirement on my old profile. No one ever brought me any chocolate.
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I want a bacon buttie.
And then chocolate.
I have neither bread nor chocolate Suck on a rasher
I might stick up a meet request and ask them to bring chocolate
It used to be a requirement on my old profile. No one ever brought me any chocolate.
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Looks like I'm out of luck then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want a bacon buttie.
And then chocolate.
I have neither bread nor chocolate Suck on a rasher
I might stick up a meet request and ask them to bring chocolate "
I have actually been asked that
Oh and 'whilst ur on ur way, can you stop at tesco and get me a pint of milk' 
I'm soft. I did.  |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I want a bacon buttie.
And then chocolate.
I have neither bread nor chocolate Suck on a rasher
I might stick up a meet request and ask them to bring chocolate
I have actually been asked that
Oh and 'whilst ur on ur way, can you stop at tesco and get me a pint of milk'
I'm soft. I did. "
How soon could you be here? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want a bacon buttie.
And then chocolate.
I have neither bread nor chocolate Suck on a rasher
I might stick up a meet request and ask them to bring chocolate
I have actually been asked that
Oh and 'whilst ur on ur way, can you stop at tesco and get me a pint of milk'
I'm soft. I did.
How soon could you be here? "
Ocado would be quicker |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I want a bacon buttie.
And then chocolate.
I have neither bread nor chocolate Suck on a rasher
I might stick up a meet request and ask them to bring chocolate
I have actually been asked that
Oh and 'whilst ur on ur way, can you stop at tesco and get me a pint of milk'
I'm soft. I did.
How soon could you be here?
Ocado would be quicker "
I reckon if one of the local pizza places added chocolate and snacks to their menu their orders would go through the roof.
I'm amazed none offer to deliver munchies and cigarettes etc with pizza orders. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I want a bacon buttie.
And then chocolate.
I have neither bread nor chocolate Suck on a rasher
I might stick up a meet request and ask them to bring chocolate
I have actually been asked that
Oh and 'whilst ur on ur way, can you stop at tesco and get me a pint of milk'
I'm soft. I did.
How soon could you be here?
Ocado would be quicker
I reckon if one of the local pizza places added chocolate and snacks to their menu their orders would go through the roof.
I'm amazed none offer to deliver munchies and cigarettes etc with pizza orders."
It's a business idea waiting to happen. I seem to remember a Chinese take-away that used to deliver cigarettes but that was a long time ago.
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"I want a bacon buttie.
And then chocolate.
I have neither bread nor chocolate Suck on a rasher
I might stick up a meet request and ask them to bring chocolate
I have actually been asked that
Oh and 'whilst ur on ur way, can you stop at tesco and get me a pint of milk'
I'm soft. I did.
How soon could you be here?
Ocado would be quicker
I reckon if one of the local pizza places added chocolate and snacks to their menu their orders would go through the roof.
I'm amazed none offer to deliver munchies and cigarettes etc with pizza orders."
Place by me, delivers pancakes, waffles and ice cream. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I want a bacon buttie.
And then chocolate.
I have neither bread nor chocolate Suck on a rasher
I might stick up a meet request and ask them to bring chocolate
I have actually been asked that
Oh and 'whilst ur on ur way, can you stop at tesco and get me a pint of milk'
I'm soft. I did.
How soon could you be here?
Ocado would be quicker
I reckon if one of the local pizza places added chocolate and snacks to their menu their orders would go through the roof.
I'm amazed none offer to deliver munchies and cigarettes etc with pizza orders.Place by me, delivers pancakes, waffles and ice cream."
Mine does ice cream.
I think they should add chocolate, Doritos, Pringles etc. |
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