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Quotes!!
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As Dean Martin once said:
"YOUR NOT DRUNK IF U CAN LIE ON THE FLOOR WITHOUT HOLDING ON"
lol lol
i find that really odd myself  
But------
I LIKE DEAN MARTIN ,,,,,I LIKE JAMES MARTIN,,,AND EVEN LIKE ASTON MARTIN ,,,BUT WHICH IS BETTER???
only 1 way to find out-
FIGHT!!!!!  |
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" I know a little bit about a lot , but not a lot about much " me ,, when pissed a few years ago trying to pull a lady ,, i think it worked ,, 5 weeks later we moved in together |
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"" I know a little bit about a lot , but not a lot about much " me ,, when pissed a few years ago trying to pull a lady ,, i think it worked ,, 5 weeks later we moved in together "
Fabulous my old china!  |
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That's the wise thrush; he sings each song twice over, lest you should think he never could recapture the first fine careless rapture!....Robert Browning  |
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"Someone once told me that time is a predator that stalked us all our lives. But I rather believe that time is a companion who goes with us on the journey that reminds us to cherish every moment because they'll never come again."
~ Capt. Jean-Luc Picard, Starship Enterprise,
somewhere in the Alpha Quadrant Stardate: 44999.9 (2367 to you and me) |
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The art of love is to love - nothing more nothing less. Oscar wilde
I can resist everything except temptation Oscar wilde
We are all in the gutter but some of us are staring at the stars oscar wilde
The road to hell is paved with good intensions dont know who said that |
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Love this one..."From 30 feet away she looked like a lot of class. From 10 feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from 30 feet away.” Raymond Chandler |
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WTF is that???!!!!!....local farmer as he drove past my window the other day to see me standing there naked....hoping it was bhis daughter in the tractor |
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"WTF is that???!!!!!....local farmer as he drove past my window the other day to see me standing there naked....hoping it was bhis daughter in the tractor "
ooooooer missus,,,Strange one that. |
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"Said in response to a query (from the wife) about moving because we didnt get on with our neighbours "There are angels and arseholes everywhere, only the faces and names change".
I am claiming it as my own, as I honestly think I came up with it. "
Yeah thats 2rite! |
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"I believe in two things: discipline and the Bible. Here you'll receive both. Put your trust in the Lord; your ass belongs to me. Welcome to Shawshank."
~ Warden Samuel Norton |
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"What is your malfunction, you fat barrel of monkey spunk?"
~ Captain Hadley, Shawshank Redemtion.
"Get busy living, or get busy dying"
~ Andy Dufresne, Shawshank Redemption. |
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""I believe in two things: discipline and the Bible. Here you'll receive both. Put your trust in the Lord; your ass belongs to me. Welcome to Shawshank."
~ Warden Samuel Norton"
Brilliant film one of my favourites |
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""They think its all over" !! It is Now!! now!!
(1966 reporter for england match)
Sheer Golden Classic!  "
Updated for the 2010's :
"some people are on the pitch, they think they're international class footballers" |
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Some more Oscar Wilde quotes:
"I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability."
"Men marry because they are tired; women because they are curious. Both are disappointed."
"Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast."
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"what is the source of our first suffering? it lies in the fact we hesitate to speak.it was born in the moment we accumulated silent things within us" gaston bachelard.Hx |
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The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Now! Where's those true men.....? |
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"We do cut-glass sherry decanters complete with six glasses on a silver-plated tray your butler can serve you drinks on, all for £4.95. People say how can you sell this for such a low price? I say because it is total crap."
"We even sell a pair of gold earrings for under £1, which is cheaper than a prawn sandwich from Marks & Spencer. But I have to say that the sandwich will probably last longer than the earrings."
Gerald Ratner |
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"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted."
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"Only two things are infinte, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955) |
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"man who shits on weighbridge does business on large scale"
Confucious."
"Man who go bed itchy arse, wake up smelly finger."
~ Confucious.
"Man who walk with hands in pocket feel cocky all day."
~Confucious. |
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stupidity got us into this stupidity will get us out of it- homer simpsons
i would rather be loathed for who i am than loved for who im not- kurt kobain
got a few others lurkin about but those are my favourite! x |
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drive like your going to meet yourself coming the other way!
Live life like you going to die tomorrow, but farm like your going to live forever
My Granddad |
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"I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure."
Agent Smith
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