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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I had a message today from a bloke that said he was CRB cleared

Makes a change from VWE

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Anyone else had this ?

I laughed like a drain .......

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Criminal Records Bureau?

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

"Criminal Records Bureau?"

Yup.... dont mean anything, just means he never been caught lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

lol thats a new one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

must be havin a slow day!! when i seen what granny posted i thought he meant he had been checked for crabs! x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

lolol......nearly spat my tea out when i read this....am so gonna have to try this line

hey baby.....i have a clear enhanced disclosure......so how's about it??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"lolol......nearly spat my tea out when i read this....am so gonna have to try this line

hey baby.....i have a clear enhanced disclosure......so how's about it??

can just picture someone turnin up to a meet with a disclosure form loL!! xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I had a message today from a bloke that said he was CRB cleared

Makes a change from VWE"

just spat coffee over my keyboard, classic

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By *he BananamanMan over a year ago

WORCESTERSHIRE

i've got a scotland yard disclosure saying i am cleared for airside airport work,it's not got me a meet though!.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im gas safe registered lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Im gas safe registered lol xx

I do need a new fire puttin in .. it's been in the hall for two months now.

How much sex is that please ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im gas safe registered lol xx

I do need a new fire puttin in .. it's been in the hall for two months now.

How much sex is that please ?"

Cause its you at least a week in bed with ya MMMMmmmmm xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm FHT registered .... first correct guess gets a prize and the funniest wrong one gets a booby (pun intended) prize lol.

Loved the OP's post tho'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm FHT registered .... first correct guess gets a prize and the funniest wrong one gets a booby (pun intended) prize lol.

Loved the OP's post tho'

Federation of Holistic Therapists.

{I'll have a BJ please, ta.}

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm FHT registered .... first correct guess gets a prize and the funniest wrong one gets a booby (pun intended) prize lol.

Loved the OP's post tho'

Federation of Holistic Therapists.

{I'll have a BJ please, ta.}

lol google is your friend!!! xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't believe wishy knew that .... am shocked

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"I can't believe wishy knew that .... am shocked

wishy knows everything

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't believe wishy knew that .... am shocked

wishy knows everything

He's been reading cosmopolitan again lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Quite frankly who cares for either, how many times do these silly little boys need to be told that -

a) its how well you use it

b) we like a personality on the end of a our cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't believe wishy knew that .... am shocked

{I am a very smart cookie honey}

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"lolol......nearly spat my tea out when i read this....am so gonna have to try this line

hey baby.....i have a clear enhanced disclosure......so how's about it??

can just picture someone turnin up to a meet with a disclosure form loL!! xx"

And will it be in duplicate so he can give you a copy

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By *empnbunkCouple over a year ago

south coast

ive got a clean driving license do you think that would get me laid

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I had a message today from a bloke that said he was CRB cleared

Makes a change from VWE"
well i hope it was an enhanced one

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