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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What's yours??

(this is open to both sexes)

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By *ranthamThroatMan over a year ago

Grantham.

"What's yours??

(this is open to both sexes)

Shave

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck women and drink beer

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

Get lost in the car and blame roads/council/government/god before myself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Get lost in the car and blame roads/council/government/god before myself."

That's well manly! about a 9 on the Manliest scale

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ride a grotty black bike.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Use a chainsaw, wank, fuck women only

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Drive too fast.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kickbox, wrestle giant snakes, drive a van, scratch my balls the list goes on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lift big weights

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mow the lawn (not a euphemism).

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS over a year ago

Limavady

Pee standing up, leave the toilet seat up. Pass a chocolate sale in the Supermarket without buying anything

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Scratched my bollocks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hit on women lol

Harlot x

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By *nnyMan over a year ago

Glasgow

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,

I go to the lava-try.

On Wednesdays I go shoppin'

And have buttered scones for tea.

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Drive too fast.

This... minus the 'too'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Practice my swordsmanship.

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Knit.......

..... with razor wire

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stand up for truth and justice lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Knit.......

..... with razor wire

love that

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Drive too fast.

This... minus the 'too'

Try living with the number of speed cameras they have in the south east after 30 years without them in the rural west - nightmare!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go to pub in my work stuff

Fishing in middle of winter catching nothing too

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By *oulou45Woman over a year ago

Bucks

Burp and fart

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oggle boobs on public transport lol

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Drive too fast.

This... minus the 'too'

Try living with the number of speed cameras they have in the south east after 30 years without them in the rural west - nightmare!

I think I've just been super lucky. It's mostly motorway speeding... I stick with the speed limits in town, too many people/other traffic but I do like a bit of speed on the back roads/motorways.

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Drive too fast.

This... minus the 'too'

Try living with the number of speed cameras they have in the south east after 30 years without them in the rural west - nightmare!

I think I've just been super lucky. It's mostly motorway speeding... I stick with the speed limits in town, too many people/other traffic but I do like a bit of speed on the back roads/motorways.

Dual carriageways always get me, especially at 2am......why on earth would I do 30 or 40 on a wide empty road?? I blame my gearing too, it's too high....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ride my bike wind in my beard.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Only eat hot meals with meat in them, use the strongest showergel I can find (mint source) and sweat like a mofo lugging things around at work.

I also giggle at farts. Farts are funny!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Catch spiders in the house when everyone else is screaming

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

lift heavy weights

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can

wallpaper

paint &decorate

move heavy furniture

i built decking

hog the remote control

reverse park

to name but a few

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sit on the lazy boy feet up beer in hand watching the footie.

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By *icked weaselCouple over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

Open Doors for other people And Cycle without the need For Lycra !! mr

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kickbox, take ages to get ready and drink kopperbergs

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By *atelotmanMan over a year ago

Chatham

"Burp and fart"

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By *ust MonicaWoman over a year ago

CAMBRIDGESHIRE

Decorate and I'm good at it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Light matches on the stubble on my bollox to light my cigar or farts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck other people's wifes

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By *icked weaselCouple over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

"Fuck other people's wifes"

Call me old-Fashioned - but I preferred it years ago when guys didn't need to admit that..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fuck other people's wifes

Call me old-Fashioned - but I preferred it years ago when guys didn't need to admit that..

Haha

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By *icked weaselCouple over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

Sorry for the earlier thread-killer - But The manliest thing I do is stink the Bathroom out more than my hubby..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry for the earlier thread-killer - But The manliest thing I do is stink the Bathroom out more than my hubby..

That's gross!!! Lol

I wouldn't kick you out of bed though!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry for the earlier thread-killer - But The manliest thing I do is stink the Bathroom out more than my hubby..

Sweet revenge! Or not so sweet.

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

I drive a fork lift and other mhe, arm wrestle truck drivers and wear steel toe caps for work, you can call me sir

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not much probably drinking pints sometimes.

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By *all-Eddies QosCouple over a year ago

wirral

Orgasm, fart, roll over and snore

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Catch spiders

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Drink pints, weld, use chainsaws, play with old land rovers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh and chase girls

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I go to football matches, pre match drink, post match drink, and I burp a lot and really loud whilst partaking of a beer or two.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I work on building sites. Sometimes I run them.

I knock shit down and build stuff. I plaster,tile, plumb all that sort of stuff.

Manliest thing? I drive a transit van like a true van driver should.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tinker with cars.

Shoot guns.

Scratch my testicles.

Look at boobs.

I built a jet engine in my garage!

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By *untime biatchWoman over a year ago

ova by ea wales

Kick box

Drink pints

find men

fUck men

Then forget them !!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I work on building sites. Sometimes I run them.

I knock shit down and build stuff. I plaster,tile, plumb all that sort of stuff.

Manliest thing? I drive a transit van like a true van driver should.

I'm in the building game to, I must say iv never met a site manager like you though! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Leave sox on during sex and say ' I will call you' afterwards

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

oh yeah...and forget to call

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

oh and I love to scratch goolies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shaved my cock

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By *ryme_gyMan over a year ago

Grimsby

"Kick box

Drink pints

find men

fUck men

Then forget them !!!

Find men, fuck men then forget them? I think I've got this manliness thing all wrong! Ha ha

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Not much, except swear though have caught mice, spiders and rescued frogs for other damsels in distress.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Take mum to Bingo.

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS over a year ago

Limavady

"Orgasm, fart, roll over and snore"

You've let yourself down there, as real men don't snore (I gather)

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By *ryme_gyMan over a year ago

Grimsby

"Orgasm, fart, roll over and snore

You've let yourself down there, as real men don't snore (I gather)"

I'm sure you've never heard a real man snore as they've all spent the night enjoying that sexy bod of yours!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stir paint with a stick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Drag myself out of bed in the morning, scratch my arse cheek on the way to the bathroom, pee on the seat cos im too tired and miss, fart with every step i take down the stairs, get coffee and belch, take a 5 minute shower and find it amusing to fart cos it echoes in the bathroom, then go to work and build shit all day

Nah I'm not that manly, although I do fart a lot in my sleep! Feel sorry for my sister (who's room I share) cos I fart in her general direction xD

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I work on building sites. Sometimes I run them.

I knock shit down and build stuff. I plaster,tile, plumb all that sort of stuff.

Manliest thing? I drive a transit van like a true van driver should.

I'm in the building game to, I must say iv never met a site manager like you though! Lol"

I'm very different in bloke mode. I'm a right twat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can use the remote controls to turn on TV sound bar and freeview box.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Probably......upload a nice set of pics of your poor little 'manhood' on here....!!!!

Fu*king unbelievable the amount of these idiot pics.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Play rugby?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Change a car battery

Read a map

Unblock a toilet,sink/bath ubend

Build a Kinex rollercoaster

Drive around London without a sat nav and not get lost

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By *alifax-coupleCouple over a year ago

Halifax

Mechanical engineer (heavy tools and big lumps of machinery) and Mountaineer..

--- Mr that is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I shovel shit ......

...... dog shit, and fling it over my wall into the field. It goes like shit off a hot shovel.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have to do the man jobs x change the toilet seats x

The one I'm happiest about is changing the way the door opened on the tumble dryer x I could get the screws back in x and thought I'd have to call in someone x but I figured out how to do it x

Sad x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not much, except swear though have caught mice, spiders and rescued frogs for other damsels in distress. "

I've killed a few mice too x fuckers

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By *opsy RogersWoman over a year ago

London

"Scratched my bollocks

Scratch someone's else's bollocks.

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By *edangel_2013Woman over a year ago

southend

I can kill, skin and prepare wild rabbit to eat.

Does that count as manly?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i slay moths / Dragons

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wee standing up...

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I work on building sites. Sometimes I run them.

I knock shit down and build stuff. I plaster,tile, plumb all that sort of stuff.

Manliest thing? I drive a transit van like a true van driver should.

Same here, except I don't run the sites.

Oh, and I leave the bog seat up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I shout out OI OI DARLIN while standing on Scaffolding coz im a right ard Man me

Gimp

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

give nice cuddles

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By *ickawitchCouple over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I can do that carry all the shopping bags from the car to the door in one trip (like the yorkie ad - other chocolate bar commercials are available).....does that count as manly??

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By *ickawitchCouple over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"give nice cuddles"

Love this

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By *.nottsbloke..Man over a year ago

1nottsbloke

Never ask a shop.keeper where the item I am after is on the shelf walk round for ages looking for it

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By *hynewguy2012Man over a year ago

dartford

Never ask for directions.

Never read instructions

And the ultimate in manleness....I can crush a grape

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fall asleep after cumming

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can be very bitchy,,i mean that is a manly quality innit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can be very bitchy,,i mean that is a manly quality innit

No thats a site manager that dresses a woman's quality lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can be very bitchy,,i mean that is a manly quality innit

No thats a site manager that dresses a woman's quality lol"

what does that mean in english

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can be very bitchy,,i mean that is a manly quality innit

No thats a site manager that dresses a woman's quality lol

what does that mean in english

See what I mean.... Bitch! Lol

I missed out the word AS I'm working wile typing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can be very bitchy,,i mean that is a manly quality innit

No thats a site manager that dresses a woman's quality lol

what does that mean in english

See what I mean.... Bitch! Lol

I missed out the word AS I'm working wile typing."

nah still makes no fucking sense

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stayed in the water to catch one last wave when the shark warning sirens were going off and my legs were dangling in the water like little chicken drumsticks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Deadlifts

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By *octor DeleriumMan over a year ago

Bristol

Wipe the rim of the toilet in Caffè Nero, to remove the urine drops, so that the next person in doesn't think that it was me that pisses everywhere.

I also put the seat, and the lid, down.

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Throw quiche in the bin