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'Having a cold'... needs explaining...
Gave 12 year-old son £20 and sent him out to get himself some new shoes for school. Then of course we went for a bit of an afternoon session. It didn't take son as long as we might have hoped and so mid-flow there's a knock on the bedroom door, "Do you want to see my new shoes?" My reply would have been something like, "Fuck off and play on the train lines".
Anyway, we then overhear this between my son and his mate in the front garden...
Mate, "Where's your mum and dad?"
Son, "In bed"
Mate, "What they doing in bed?"
Son, "Erm... Dad's 'having a cold' and mum is looking after him"
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By *njames OP Man
over a year ago
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"'Having a cold'... needs explaining...
Gave 12 year-old son £20 and sent him out to get himself some new shoes for school. Then of course we went for a bit of an afternoon session. It didn't take son as long as we might have hoped and so mid-flow there's a knock on the bedroom door, "Do you want to see my new shoes?" My reply would have been something like, "Fuck off and play on the train lines".
Anyway, we then overhear this between my son and his mate in the front garden...
Mate, "Where's your mum and dad?"
Son, "In bed"
Mate, "What they doing in bed?"
Son, "Erm... Dad's 'having a cold' and mum is looking after him"
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