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By *opsy Rogers OP   Woman  over a year ago

London

I've woken up this morning with some tyre marks on my bum. How did they get there?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Did you get run over in your sleep ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That Bloke who said he was gonna ruin ya wasnt lying then

Gimp

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By *obbytupperMan  over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"I've woken up this morning with some tyre marks on my bum. How did they get there?"

Not tyre marks.....you've slept on his string vest.

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By *entaur_UKMan  over a year ago

Cannock


"I've woken up this morning with some tyre marks on my bum. How did they get there?"

If you fell asleep with your bum in the air, maybe someone tried to park their bike?

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By *renchDeliceMan  over a year ago

Consett

Do you mean skid marks??

That wld be easier to explain!

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By *opsy Rogers OP   Woman  over a year ago

London

It's the fault of Voluptuous Virago (she had hitty things); and about four others. Nothing to do with me begging at all.

Honest.

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston

At least it's not skid marks...

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By *opsy Rogers OP   Woman  over a year ago

London

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By *opsy Rogers OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"At least it's not skid marks... "

They most certainly weren't! I'm finding more marks in odd places.

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I'm denying all knowledge. Well, most of it. Well, perhaps a bit...

...um...

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By *iuliettaWoman  over a year ago

DEVIZES

"hitty things"

hahaha

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Topsy's arse broke my favourite flogger!

Quote from Fox: "The knob fell off!"

Uh-huh

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

I have no idea what you are on about, I went to a civilised social event

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

That's a foursome I would have liked to see.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've woken up this morning with some tyre marks on my bum. How did they get there?"
you're probably just overtyred S x

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston


"At least it's not skid marks...

They most certainly weren't! I'm finding more marks in odd places. "

Glad to hear it

...very odd though...

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By *uttyjonnMan  over a year ago

cheshire

did you tap off with a tranny (van) - groan

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ah that's where I parked my bike

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

What an odd coincidence!

I had tyre marks on my friggin hand for a few hours last night.

Stingy is the understatement of the century!

I feel for your arse!

A

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"What an odd coincidence!

I had tyre marks on my friggin hand for a few hours last night.

Stingy is the understatement of the century!

I feel for your arse!

A"

Your hand and her arse are in totally different places now. Feel the Fox arse instead, it's closer.

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By *opsy Rogers OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"What an odd coincidence!

I had tyre marks on my friggin hand for a few hours last night.

Stingy is the understatement of the century!

I feel for your arse!

A

Your hand and her arse are in totally different places now. Feel the Fox arse instead, it's closer.

"

He won't be able to feel anything with that hand for a while but it will make for an interesting wank.

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"What an odd coincidence!

I had tyre marks on my friggin hand for a few hours last night.

Stingy is the understatement of the century!

I feel for your arse!

A

Your hand and her arse are in totally different places now. Feel the Fox arse instead, it's closer.

He won't be able to feel anything with that hand for a while but it will make for an interesting wank. "

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

I'm not going to keep saying it - I am innocent!!

( )

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By *opsy Rogers OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"I'm not going to keep saying it - I am innocent!!

( )"

He's right, it's true. Fox needed no encouragement. She practically snatched that flogger out of V's hand and just kept going on my arse.

There was quite an audience.

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm not going to keep saying it - I am innocent!!

( )

He's right, it's true. Fox needed no encouragement. She practically snatched that flogger out of V's hand and just kept going on my arse.

There was quite an audience. "

I think it was Fox protesting innocence. Obi signs off with A.

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By *opsy Rogers OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"I'm not going to keep saying it - I am innocent!!

( )

He's right, it's true. Fox needed no encouragement. She practically snatched that flogger out of V's hand and just kept going on my arse.

There was quite an audience.

I think it was Fox protesting innocence. Obi signs off with A. "

So he does. I have been up all night at work and things are a little blurry.

I was asked if I'd hurt myself by one astute colleague when they caught me wincing a little.

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I'm not going to keep saying it - I am innocent!!

( )

He's right, it's true. Fox needed no encouragement. She practically snatched that flogger out of V's hand and just kept going on my arse.

There was quite an audience.

I think it was Fox protesting innocence. Obi signs off with A.

So he does. I have been up all night at work and things are a little blurry.

I was asked if I'd hurt myself by one astute colleague when they caught me wincing a little. "

She has read my disclaimer

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By *opsy Rogers OP   Woman  over a year ago

London

Can't tell you how much that made me laugh! Best veri I have ever had to go with the best flogging (so far).

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Can't tell you how much that made me laugh! Best veri I have ever had to go with the best flogging (so far)."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's the Dunlop boxers lol

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