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What happened to the banana?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Long gone are the days were a banana and cucumber are used to get your fix in an emergency! Local trend of shoving an apple up there seems to be taking off!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"how about a rambutan or dragon fruit for those out there exotic experiences. 
It has to be the carambola, or five-finger as we used to call it in Guyana. "
well at least there is a use for that tasteless fruit after all other than as a garnish |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"how about a rambutan or dragon fruit for those out there exotic experiences.
It has to be the carambola, or five-finger as we used to call it in Guyana.
well at least there is a use for that tasteless fruit after all other than as a garnish "
It's not tasteless, you've just never had a decent one. I fancy a bit of five-finger now.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"how about a rambutan or dragon fruit for those out there exotic experiences.
It has to be the carambola, or five-finger as we used to call it in Guyana.
well at least there is a use for that tasteless fruit after all other than as a garnish
It's not tasteless, you've just never had a decent one. I fancy a bit of five-finger now.
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I fancy a nice juicy pear  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Potatoes make for an excellent contraceptive apparently. There was a young lass admitted to hospital with said vegetable 'up there',Must've been there for some time as it had sprouted lol.
Turns out her mother gave her the advice as a form of contraception!Think it was in South America.
I only hope this ordeal didn't leave her with a chip on her shoulder .....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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" Potatoes make for an excellent contraceptive apparently. There was a young lass admitted to hospital with said vegetable 'up there',Must've been there for some time as it had sprouted lol.
Turns out her mother gave her the advice as a form of contraception!Think it was in South America.
I only hope this ordeal didn't leave her with a chip on her shoulder ..... "
I was in hysterics reading that story. Along with the woman who used a deers tongue to get herself off and somehow managed to loose it. I'm sure it didn't turn up til she had an abnormal smear |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A coconut would work for the hardcore amongst you?
I taught a sex education class many years ago where a 14 year old asked if shaking a bottle of and using it to wash herself out was an effective contraceptive. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Long gone are the days were a banana and cucumber are used to get your fix in an emergency! Local trend of shoving an apple up there seems to be taking off!
Core blimey"
I can't believe I missed that one. |
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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago
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"Long gone are the days were a banana and cucumber are used to get your fix in an emergency! Local trend of shoving an apple up there seems to be taking off!
Core blimey
I can't believe I missed that one."
I pipped you to it |
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