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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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This is one for the guys, I'm sure most chaps wake up to morning wood.
But does anyone else also wake up needing a wee, and find that it just won't go down till you have had one  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yep, every morning I wake up needing to piss like a racehorse and have to treat myself to a sit down wee so I don't splash all over 
That's like the worst comment ever... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's called NPT, on average men get 3 to 5 erections when they sleep lasting about 30 minutes each
And I thought he was just pleased to see me  "
Maybe he was and his body just anticipated seeing you 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's called NPT, on average men get 3 to 5 erections when they sleep lasting about 30 minutes each "
There's also a school of thought that believes the "pre-breccy ereccy" is an evolutionary trait amongst male mammals to stop them pissing in their beds. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's called NPT, on average men get 3 to 5 erections when they sleep lasting about 30 minutes each
There's also a school of thought that believes the "pre-breccy ereccy" is an evolutionary trait amongst male mammals to stop them pissing in their beds."
This is as every man knows is very true
When your options are to take care of the issue at hand (pun intended) wait for it to go down or do the shameful kneeling in front of the loo to take a pee.
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"It's called NPT, on average men get 3 to 5 erections when they sleep lasting about 30 minutes each
There's also a school of thought that believes the "pre-breccy ereccy" is an evolutionary trait amongst male mammals to stop them pissing in their beds.
This is as every man knows is very true
When your options are to take care of the issue at hand (pun intended) wait for it to go down or do the shameful kneeling in front of the loo to take a pee.
Hex"
Is your bathroom sink not the right height then?  |
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Our sink is inset in to our worktop and even at 6.3" I can't stretch that well 
