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People keep telling me I have a fit wife.
(Okay, to be honest, they seldom talk to me, choosing instead the organ grinder)
But that hill soon proved she's not as fit as you say (amid cries of "It must be the bike"  )
What lies do people on here tell you?
Mr ddc
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over a year ago
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"People keep telling me I have a fit wife.
(Okay, to be honest, they seldom talk to me, choosing instead the organ grinder)
But that hill soon proved she's not as fit as you say (amid cries of "It must be the bike" )
What lies do people on here tell you?
Mr ddc
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I won't come in your mouth. |
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"People keep telling me I have a fit wife.
(Okay, to be honest, they seldom talk to me, choosing instead the organ grinder)
But that hill soon proved she's not as fit as you say (amid cries of "It must be the bike" )
What lies do people on here tell you?
Mr ddc
I won't come in your mouth."
It won't hurt if you just relax |
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"People keep telling me I have a fit wife.
(Okay, to be honest, they seldom talk to me, choosing instead the organ grinder)
But that hill soon proved she's not as fit as you say (amid cries of "It must be the bike" )
What lies do people on here tell you?
Mr ddc
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your pics are bloody brilliant. Well done guys. (And that's not a lie) |
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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago
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The amount of messages Nick get telling her how beautiful she is.................which is all bullshit as she doesn't have face pics on show.
By the way they are correct but can't know that.
Dave |
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"People keep telling me I have a fit wife.
(Okay, to be honest, they seldom talk to me, choosing instead the organ grinder)
But that hill soon proved she's not as fit as you say (amid cries of "It must be the bike" )
What lies do people on here tell you?
Mr ddc
your pics are bloody brilliant. Well done guys. (And that's not a lie)"
+ 1 on that, most excellent |
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"The amount of messages Nick get telling her how beautiful she is.................which is all bullshit as she doesn't have face pics on show.
By the way they are correct but can't know that.
Dave "
Thank you sweetie. Blow job?  |
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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago
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"The amount of messages Nick get telling her how beautiful she is.................which is all bullshit as she doesn't have face pics on show.
By the way they are correct but can't know that.
Dave
Thank you sweetie. Blow job? "
Don't tell everyone  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People keep telling me I have a fit wife.
(Okay, to be honest, they seldom talk to me, choosing instead the organ grinder)
But that hill soon proved she's not as fit as you say (amid cries of "It must be the bike" )
What lies do people on here tell you?
Mr ddc
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Honest I am a woman erm I mean couple and I would like to see your pictures I am not a hairy trucker from Runcorn called Bob |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"best boobs on fab lol knowing damn well its being said to all women lol."
oh we all know that accolade belongs to Tina lol but they are rather magnificent, like the B&W shot especially |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"best boobs on fab lol knowing damn well its being said to all women lol.oh we all know that accolade belongs to Tina lol but they are rather magnificent, like the B&W shot especially "
being honest its flattering but gets boring lol. |
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"The amount of messages Nick get telling her how beautiful she is.................which is all bullshit as she doesn't have face pics on show.
By the way they are correct but can't know that.
Dave "
haha I agree, why do men say hi sexy when they have no idea what u look like |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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Wow! I can't believe I haven't spotted your profile before. I'm in your area and...
(this translates in my head as 'I have messaged all the women in my immediate vicinity and now I'm casting my net further afield and messaging you since none of them are free this afternoon and despite all the profile text to the contrary you might just drop work and give me a quick blowie in my car')
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By (user no longer on site)
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"People keep telling me I have a fit wife.
(Okay, to be honest, they seldom talk to me, choosing instead the organ grinder)
But that hill soon proved she's not as fit as you say (amid cries of "It must be the bike" )
What lies do people on here tell you?
Mr ddc
your pics are bloody brilliant. Well done guys. (And that's not a lie)"
Have to agree making us rethink ours lol |
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"Wow! I can't believe I haven't spotted your profile before. I'm in your area and...
(this translates in my head as 'I have messaged all the women in my immediate vicinity and now I'm casting my net further afield and messaging you since none of them are free this afternoon and despite all the profile text to the contrary you might just drop work and give me a quick blowie in my car')
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lol spot on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can keep your mrs I've got one but how much is the shed ?
£139, clearly marked, but thank you for the little white-lie that your eyes kept getting drawn towards the centre.
Mrs DDC"
Sorry my eyes are bad maybe I should take a closer look , at the shed of course |
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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago
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"The amount of messages Nick get telling her how beautiful she is.................which is all bullshit as she doesn't have face pics on show.
By the way they are correct but can't know that.
Dave haha I agree, why do men say hi sexy when they have no idea what u look like "
I have no idea why they think that'll work, surely any intelligent woman can decipher the bullshit. |
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"The amount of messages Nick get telling her how beautiful she is.................which is all bullshit as she doesn't have face pics on show.
By the way they are correct but can't know that.
Dave haha I agree, why do men say hi sexy when they have no idea what u look like
I have no idea why they think that'll work, surely any intelligent woman can decipher the bullshit."
must think we think with our pussies like they do their cocks lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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(Okay, to be honest, they seldom talk to me, choosing instead the organ grinder)
But that hill soon proved she's not as fit as you say (amid cries of "It must be the bike" )
Mr ddc
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Well your wife may not be fit, and this thread may not be a look at me thread, but your photos are fab, so I just used up my months quota and Fabbed them all. Excellent  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On our previous site, we regularly got
"Unfortunately the wife has just been called into work, but I can still come on my own if you like"
Mr ddc"
sounds familiar |
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