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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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it was reported in the daily mirror today that a woman lost control of her bodily fluids while watching 50 shades of grey at a cinema in Milton Keynes.the last time I can remember a movie having any sort of impact of this type with the audience was the exorcist in the 1970s when people were fainting or running out of the cinema screaming..do you think shitting yourself in public is taking things a bit too far..?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Did she poop or wee? I think one is slightly more acceptable than the other..."
according to the daily mirror she actualy shit herself and the cinema had to be evacuated while the mess was cleaned up |
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"Did she poop or wee? I think one is slightly more acceptable than the other...
according to the daily mirror she actualy shit herself and the cinema had to be evacuated while the mess was cleaned up"
Oh dear the poor lady. Maybe she's ill. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did she poop or wee? I think one is slightly more acceptable than the other...
according to the daily mirror she actualy shit herself and the cinema had to be evacuated while the mess was cleaned up
Oh dear the poor lady. Maybe she's ill."
yea,,,shame,,dodgy curry maybe |
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"I also heard about it - it's more likely to be to do with her being pissed paralytic than anything else.
Good God! How d*unk do you need to be to do that? "
That's way beyond d*unk......... |
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"I also heard about it - it's more likely to be to do with her being pissed paralytic than anything else.
Good God! How d*unk do you need to be to do that?
That's way beyond d*unk........."
I would die of shame |
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"I also heard about it - it's more likely to be to do with her being pissed paralytic than anything else.
Good God! How d*unk do you need to be to do that?
That's way beyond d*unk.........
I would die of shame "
Even more so with it being a story in an asswipe tabloid paper too. Oh the shame of it...... |
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"I also heard about it - it's more likely to be to do with her being pissed paralytic than anything else.
Good God! How d*unk do you need to be to do that?
Err...  "
Don't tell me you know....No really please don't  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I also heard about it - it's more likely to be to do with her being pissed paralytic than anything else.
Good God! How d*unk do you need to be to do that?
Err...
Don't tell me you know....No really please don't "
I work at a pub. You'll be surprised how often it happens. |
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"I also heard about it - it's more likely to be to do with her being pissed paralytic than anything else.
Good God! How d*unk do you need to be to do that?
Err...
Don't tell me you know....No really please don't "
Well..
and i cringe in embarrassment recalling this but many years ago on a rugby tour some idiot decided after our last games 3rd half spent imbibing several pints of Guinness that a curry would be in order and boys being boys some wag decided it was to be no 'lower' than a madras..
all was fine till about 4 am when the need to vacate ones, well you know became strong and pressing..
managed to get into the ablutions but didn't quite make it to a cubicle..
luckily it being military accommodation the floors were tiled so after showering i just got the fire hose out to tidy things up so to speak..
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"I also heard about it - it's more likely to be to do with her being pissed paralytic than anything else.
Good God! How d*unk do you need to be to do that?
Err...
Don't tell me you know....No really please don't
Well..
and i cringe in embarrassment recalling this but many years ago on a rugby tour some idiot decided after our last games 3rd half spent imbibing several pints of Guinness that a curry would be in order and boys being boys some wag decided it was to be no 'lower' than a madras..
all was fine till about 4 am when the need to vacate ones, well you know became strong and pressing..
managed to get into the ablutions but didn't quite make it to a cubicle..
luckily it being military accommodation the floors were tiled so after showering i just got the fire hose out to tidy things up so to speak..
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 this reminds me of a friend who suffered shot gun diarrhoea in Greece only he didn't have a hose |
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"I also heard about it - it's more likely to be to do with her being pissed paralytic than anything else.
Good God! How d*unk do you need to be to do that?
Err...
Don't tell me you know....No really please don't
I work at a pub. You'll be surprised how often it happens. "
I probably would but I don't want to know |
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"I also heard about it - it's more likely to be to do with her being pissed paralytic than anything else.
Good God! How d*unk do you need to be to do that?
Err...
Don't tell me you know....No really please don't
Well..
and i cringe in embarrassment recalling this but many years ago on a rugby tour some idiot decided after our last games 3rd half spent imbibing several pints of Guinness that a curry would be in order and boys being boys some wag decided it was to be no 'lower' than a madras..
all was fine till about 4 am when the need to vacate ones, well you know became strong and pressing..
managed to get into the ablutions but didn't quite make it to a cubicle..
luckily it being military accommodation the floors were tiled so after showering i just got the fire hose out to tidy things up so to speak..
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oh and at tidy things up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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nooooooooo
Give me the Karma Sutra n Lady Chatterley any day
Poor cleaners do you reckon the woman was subby and her Dom made her wear a ridiculously huge butt plug to watch the film and she just couldn't hold it in anymore........just a thought |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I also heard about it - it's more likely to be to do with her being pissed paralytic than anything else.
Good God! How d*unk do you need to be to do that?
Err...
Don't tell me you know....No really please don't
Well..
and i cringe in embarrassment recalling this but many years ago on a rugby tour some idiot decided after our last games 3rd half spent imbibing several pints of Guinness that a curry would be in order and boys being boys some wag decided it was to be no 'lower' than a madras..
all was fine till about 4 am when the need to vacate ones, well you know became strong and pressing..
managed to get into the ablutions but didn't quite make it to a cubicle..
luckily it being military accommodation the floors were tiled so after showering i just got the fire hose out to tidy things up so to speak..
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Thanks for sharing shitty arse. |
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"I also heard about it - it's more likely to be to do with her being pissed paralytic than anything else.
Good God! How d*unk do you need to be to do that?
Err...
Don't tell me you know....No really please don't
Well..
and i cringe in embarrassment recalling this but many years ago on a rugby tour some idiot decided after our last games 3rd half spent imbibing several pints of Guinness that a curry would be in order and boys being boys some wag decided it was to be no 'lower' than a madras..
all was fine till about 4 am when the need to vacate ones, well you know became strong and pressing..
managed to get into the ablutions but didn't quite make it to a cubicle..
luckily it being military accommodation the floors were tiled so after showering i just got the fire hose out to tidy things up so to speak..
Thanks for sharing shitty arse. "
its clean now..
well i hope so after 28 yrs..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did she poop or wee? I think one is slightly more acceptable than the other...
according to the daily mirror she actualy shit herself and the cinema had to be evacuated while the mess was cleaned up"
WTF?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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well i consider books generally better than the film - these books were pretty crap so the outcome of the film was never looking hopeful - think the lady just proving a point |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If 50 shades has such an affect on the ladies... should one avoid all the females out there using Anastasia as username and saying they are on the hunt of Mr Grey!  Not that I will ever pretend to br someone else other than me. |
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