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over a year ago
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"....and what's the small print?
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Your Current Status: Looking for my face bins - should have gone to SpecSavers."
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"I can never think what to put on that thing...any ideas?
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Your Current Status: Pondering the level of anatomical accuracy at the wax works
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"can i have one please? "im at work" is too boring .......
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Your Current Status: Sat on a PVC chair making my bum sweaty.
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thanks for that duly noted....but ijust got a message from a PVC fetishist ......  |
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"LMFAO loving all your new status's people"
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Your Current Status: Wanting photos of dribbling cocks being strangled... come on boys! |
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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago
east cheshire |
"LMFAO loving all your new status's people
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Your Current Status: Wanting photos of dribbling cocks being strangled... come on boys!"
OMFG..ok but will then hide my profile LMAO  |
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"Brilliant! This has just given me a giggle in the office! "
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Your Current Status: A horse, a horse my kingdom for a man hung like a horse! |
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"Soapys current status reads ....I do believe polo is bored xx (really it does lol)xx  "
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Your Current Status: Rushing through my bucket list... time is of the essence! |
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"thanks huny, its great xxx
Polo can I have one please? "
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Your Current Status: Pondering: if a tree falls over in the woods with no one there to hear it, does it still have a case for compensation?
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"Can I get one too-I think mine might be a bit dull after seeing this lot!"
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Your Current Status: I think mine might be a bit dull after seeing this lot! |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"thanks huny, its great xxx
Polo can I have one please?
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Your Current Status: Pondering: if a tree falls over in the woods with no one there to hear it, does it still have a case for compensation?
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TY kindly. Done |
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"Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator on the wall. do me a line to make me the prettiest of all .....Pleassssssssssse "
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Your Current Status: If all the world is a stage, some of you should have rehearsed more.
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"Me too please, if its not too late xx"
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Your Current Status: I'm not a heavy drinker, so it's too early in the day for me to think you are attractive. |
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"can i have an improvement on dead air?"
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Your Current Status: Tunage, bling and a look that's proper... it's how I is rollin'. |
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"I have just finished my dinner but that sounds boring."
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Your Current Status: I don't know where I am, but it's dark and smells of rubber. |
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"Love this thread!
Can I have one please?"
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Your Current Status: The lights are on but no one is home... I should know, I'm robbing the gaff! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Love this thread!
Can I have one please?
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Your Current Status: The lights are on but no one is home... I should know, I'm robbing the gaff!"
thanks in a bit wary of using it though....I'm already dodgy, you know, with living in Coventry |
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"oh please brighten up my day and give me one xx"
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Your Current Status: When I give you my digits I expect full textual satisfaction. |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"TY
Duly ammended, not sure how many peeps will now have a pop tho
someones already commented on my "odd" status lol"
Me too. People who dont come into the forums think we've all gone mad...  |
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"Brilliant.. been having lots of laughs going throught these, can we have one please?"
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Your Current Status: No more leeks, daffodils or rugby balls… I know we are Welsh but surely someone owns a proper butt plug!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"one for me please xx
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Your Current Status: My papa was a rolling stone… the injunction prohibits me from saying which one.
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lol - thanks x |
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"thank you for the giggle...brightened up my crappy day"
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Your Current Status: Coronation Street is 50 years old this year… I do hope you’re not. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"one for me please xx
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Your Current Status: My papa was a rolling stone… the injunction prohibits me from saying which one.
lol - thanks x"
Where's the lips gone ? |
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"one for me please xx
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Your Current Status: My papa was a rolling stone… the injunction prohibits me from saying which one.
lol - thanks x
Where's the lips gone ?"
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Your Current Status: You can like it or lump it... just don't diss the Crumpet. |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
Forum Mod O o O oo |
"Can we have one please?
Error code 696 - the server is currently unavailable due to being shit scared of giving you the wrong answer.
Please try again later or contact the web administrator."
lol can only fit half on I think |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"one for me please xx
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Your Current Status: My papa was a rolling stone… the injunction prohibits me from saying which one.
lol - thanks x
Where's the lips gone ?"
they went as my ass needed to be up for an ass forum lol |
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"having a mind blank for a status update - please help "
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Your Current Status: If you are viewing my avatar on an iphone, the answer is “no I don’t own a big dog”
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"Can we have one please?
Error code 696 - the server is currently unavailable due to being shit scared of giving you the wrong answer.
Please try again later or contact the web administrator.
lol can only fit half on I think"
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Your Current Status: Voted forum personaily of the year... by some creepy ass fecker. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"one for me please xx
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Your Current Status: My papa was a rolling stone… the injunction prohibits me from saying which one.
lol - thanks x
Where's the lips gone ?
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Your Current Status: You can like it or lump it... just don't diss the Crumpet."
oooooo I like this ...... doesn't beat the one I put up half an hour ago tho  |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"Can we have one please?
Error code 696 - the server is currently unavailable due to being shit scared of giving you the wrong answer.
Please try again later or contact the web administrator.
lol can only fit half on I think
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Your Current Status: Voted forum personaily of the year... by some creepy ass fecker."
Please Miss Polo, can we have a different one as someone will report us to Admin for that one |
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Please Miss Polo, can we have a different one as someone will report us to Admin for that one "
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Your Current Status: Watching Corrie and recalling Jack Duckworth was a disappointment. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can we have one please?
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Your Current Status: Watching Corrie and wishing Jack Duckworth would be our special bed friend.
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lol thnx...now that's different |
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"Oh please can we have one too ? "
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Your Current Status: Looking through Wayne Rooney's little black book... and feeling guilty about being turned on. |
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"Ok, if possible fellow person on the a47 of life... We will like to be part of the in crowd"
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Your Current Status: It's dangerous to talk to strangers... when you have their cock in your mouth. |
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"Can we have one too plz xxx "
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Your Current Status: Humming the tune of 'One Nation Under a Groove' and getting down just for the funk of it. |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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Your Current Status: Warning - fussy fecker!
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You didn't say how many we could have !!
Have kept the last one, i have warmed to Jack. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can we have one too plz xxx
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Your Current Status: Humming the tune of 'One Nation Under a Groove' and getting down just for the funk of it."
yay! Loving it! Just need some huge shoulder pads and face spex! Funnnnkkkk in out! |
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"One for me please "
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Your Current Status: I’m leaning on the lamppost at the corner of the street in case a certain little lady comes by…. creepy or what? |
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"How amusing. I'd be interested to see what I'm generated!"
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Your Current Status: I'd give a word to the wise but it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How amusing. I'd be interested to see what I'm generated!
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Your Current Status: I'd give a word to the wise but it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
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I couldn't have put it better myself lol. Many thanks |
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"I want one I want one I want!!!!"
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Your Current Status: We've spent hours looking up our family tree , next door's cat is stuck up it and we're hoping it knocks the frisbee out. |
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"Please miss polo may honeypot have one shes scared to ask lol
LMFAO  "
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Your Current Status: My mum says you are what you eat.... can you tell me what moron taste like? |
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"OK, I will bite. Hit me with it."
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Your Current Status: I'm wishing on a star, to follow where you are.... and I have all 5 stars on my name badge. |
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Would it be fair to assume that the current status is :
"Only open on Mondays""
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Your Current Status: Closed for major renovation works. |
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"We need a new one, we are only getting mail from Jack duckworth lookalikes. "
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Your Current Status: Lost in the forest of lust looking for a lumberjack with a sturdy chopper. |
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"Do me please "
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Your Current Status: I am currently being held in a queue, waiting to find out my current status.... my call is valued. |
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"Desperate - sat in watching Holby City I'm that desperate!"
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Your Current Status: Sat in watching Holby City... I'm that desperate!
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*come on, you must have seen that one coming* |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"We need a new one, we are only getting mail from Jack duckworth lookalikes.
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Your Current Status: Lost in the forest of lust looking for a lumberjack with a sturdy chopper."
Done about three minutes ago and have had three mails connected to it already and they are hunkier than Jack Duckworth  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Can i have one please polo
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Your Current Status: Wondering if I'll be made to wear flip-flops in hell."
Mines up, just hope i dont get any flip flop fetish requests |
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"aunti polo we are so dissapointed we have had no response to our status generated by the magic status generator  "
Dear Customer
You order was dispatched shortly after receipt of your request.
We enclose a copy of the generated status for Monday 27th September.
However, we can understand your disappointment at not being able to use your generated current status on the date it was dispatched, so as a gesture of goodwill we would like to also offer you a voucher for an alternative current status at a time of your choosing... free of charge.
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"I want one I want one I want!!!!
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Your Current Status: We've spent hours looking up our family tree , next door's cat is stuck up it and we're hoping it knocks the frisbee out."
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"aunti polo we are so dissapointed we have had no response to our status generated by the magic status generator
Dear Customer
You order was dispatched shortly after receipt of your request.
We enclose a copy of the generated status for Monday 27th September.
However, we can understand your disappointment at not being able to use your generated current status on the date it was dispatched, so as a gesture of goodwill we would like to also offer you a voucher for an alternative current status at a time of your choosing... free of charge.
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I want one I want one I want!!!!
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Your Current Status: We've spent hours looking up our family tree , next door's cat is stuck up it and we're hoping it knocks the frisbee out."
dear aunti I think you misunderstood our last message - we posted the generated status to which we have had no response what-so-ever |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"Dear Customer
We sent you a voucher, quit bitching!
As always, we value your custom.
Customer Services Manager"
Dear Customer Services Manager
Can we cash in our voucher for another Magic Status please? Many thanks in advance
Yours sexily
A and K |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Desperate - sat in watching Holby City I'm that desperate!
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Your Current Status: Sat in watching Holby City... I'm that desperate!
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*come on, you must have seen that one coming*"
Lol surely it would be 'can't see the wood for the trees as glued to crappy TV' hehe |
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"we dont want to be left out.. may we have 1 pretty please "
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Your Current Status: You won't find stale doughnuts in this Watford gap. |
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"Dear Customer
We sent you a voucher, quit bitching!
As always, we value your custom.
Customer Services Manager
Dear Customer Services Manager
Can we cash in our voucher for another Magic Status please? Many thanks in advance
Yours sexily
A and K"
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Your Current Status:When the earth moves for you in Norfolk, it’s not always shoreline erosion. |
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By *imnher2Woman
over a year ago
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"we dont want to be left out.. may we have 1 pretty please
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Your Current Status: You won't find stale doughnuts in this Watford gap."
lol we love it thank you... up on profile
just sit back now and wait for the massages to fly in |
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