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Nocturnal roll call.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Please accept my greeting,
If you're insomniac and not meeting.
If your here cause you're lurking,
Or stuck somewhere working.
All welcome |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Evening!
Just gotten home, Planet Rock's on playing a brilliant show called Amps Off. Full of acoustic rock  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Evening!
Just gotten home, Planet Rock's on playing a brilliant show called Amps Off. Full of acoustic rock "
Good evening Ms. Quimm
Hope you had a pleasant day |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm here. As usual "
Good evening TGND |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
I'm watching the Ch4 Comedy Gala but on +1.
I'm going to do some colouring in to help get me sleepy tonight.
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Evening DP... Just having my last perve  |
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Good evening I'm here as per usual with my fluffy slippers and cocoa  |
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By *horltzMan
over a year ago
heysham |
Evening , hoping not to be here too long , no offence just work in the morning |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening!
Just gotten home, Planet Rock's on playing a brilliant show called Amps Off. Full of acoustic rock
Good evening Ms. Quimm
Hope you had a pleasant day "
Oh we did
Just sent Mr Velvet on his way back to Brummy Land, he's still in one piece! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's early yet
Hi Daniel "
Good evening Classy
It's never too early for a good evening and some inane banter  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm watching the Ch4 Comedy Gala but on +1.
I'm going to do some colouring in to help get me sleepy tonight.
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Good evening Lickety
Do go over the lines  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Evening DP... Just having my last perve "
Good evening Ms. Pocket
Always good to have a perve, it's the law. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good evening I'm here as per usual with my fluffy slippers and cocoa "
Good evening Ms. Tease
Any marshmallows in the cocoa? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Evening , hoping not to be here too long , no offence just work in the morning "
Good evening Chorltz, no offence taken  |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
Evening sexy dan stuck at normal place xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Evening!
Just gotten home, Planet Rock's on playing a brilliant show called Amps Off. Full of acoustic rock
Good evening Ms. Quimm
Hope you had a pleasant day
Oh we did
Just sent Mr Velvet on his way back to Brummy Land, he's still in one piece!"
Good,good glad it went well for you both  |
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Why do I insist on watching creepy movies on my own? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Good evening x  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Evening sexy dan stuck at normal place xxx"
Good evening Voddy, me too funnily enough x x  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why do I insist on watching creepy movies on my own? "
What you watching? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I'm watching the Ch4 Comedy Gala but on +1.
I'm going to do some colouring in to help get me sleepy tonight.
Good evening Lickety
Do go over the lines "
I won't be able to sleep if I go over the lines. That's the stuff of nightmares you cruel man.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why do I insist on watching creepy movies on my own?
What you watching?"
Dark Skies. I've seen it before. Still creepy though! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm watching the Ch4 Comedy Gala but on +1.
I'm going to do some colouring in to help get me sleepy tonight.
Good evening Lickety
Do go over the lines
I won't be able to sleep if I go over the lines. That's the stuff of nightmares you cruel man.
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I always find brisk wrist movements and gently slow your rythm down as you approach the edge works best  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why do I insist on watching creepy movies on my own?
What you watching?
Dark Skies. I've seen it before. Still creepy though! "
Not seen that one yet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Evening all! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I'm watching the Ch4 Comedy Gala but on +1.
I'm going to do some colouring in to help get me sleepy tonight.
Good evening Lickety
Do go over the lines
I won't be able to sleep if I go over the lines. That's the stuff of nightmares you cruel man.
I always find brisk wrist movements and gently slow your rythm down as you approach the edge works best "
I start slowly, deliberately, gently stroking in the lines and then speed up as I get towards the centre.
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"Why do I insist on watching creepy movies on my own?
What you watching?
Dark Skies. I've seen it before. Still creepy though!
Not seen that one yet."
It's worth watching |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Evening all! "
Good evening Cougar  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hello. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm watching the Ch4 Comedy Gala but on +1.
I'm going to do some colouring in to help get me sleepy tonight.
Good evening Lickety
Do go over the lines
I won't be able to sleep if I go over the lines. That's the stuff of nightmares you cruel man.
I always find brisk wrist movements and gently slow your rythm down as you approach the edge works best
I start slowly, deliberately, gently stroking in the lines and then speed up as I get towards the centre.
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I like to feel the tip get close to the edge then pull back. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Good evening mr D here we are again |
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"Please accept my greeting,
If you're insomniac and not meeting.
If your here cause you're lurking,
Or stuck somewhere working.
All welcome "
Ooh poetic! I'm here on the sofa still watching Comedy gala!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Good Evening You Sexy Lot x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why do I insist on watching creepy movies on my own?
What you watching?
Dark Skies. I've seen it before. Still creepy though!
Not seen that one yet.
It's worth watching "
I'll have a look see if they have it on Showbox. I'm watching American Sniper again
..For the 9th time  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I'm watching the Ch4 Comedy Gala but on +1.
I'm going to do some colouring in to help get me sleepy tonight.
Good evening Lickety
Do go over the lines
I won't be able to sleep if I go over the lines. That's the stuff of nightmares you cruel man.
I always find brisk wrist movements and gently slow your rythm down as you approach the edge works best
I start slowly, deliberately, gently stroking in the lines and then speed up as I get towards the centre.
I like to feel the tip get close to the edge then pull back."
I do that too. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello."
Good evening Jim. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can never sleep |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Evening all. How are we all tonight?
Bonnie x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good evening mr D here we are again"
Good evening tm
Same shit different night lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Please accept my greeting,
If you're insomniac and not meeting.
If your here cause you're lurking,
Or stuck somewhere working.
All welcome
Ooh poetic! I'm here on the sofa still watching Comedy gala! "
Good evening Ms. Frisky
I've recorded that to watch tomorrow afternoon. Having a lazy day tomorrow need my energy for Tuesday  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Exactly  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good Evening You Sexy Lot x"
Good evening Ms.Barker  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello.
Good evening Jim. "
Good evening Dan. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm watching the Ch4 Comedy Gala but on +1.
I'm going to do some colouring in to help get me sleepy tonight.
Good evening Lickety
Do go over the lines
I won't be able to sleep if I go over the lines. That's the stuff of nightmares you cruel man.
I always find brisk wrist movements and gently slow your rythm down as you approach the edge works best
I start slowly, deliberately, gently stroking in the lines and then speed up as I get towards the centre.
I like to feel the tip get close to the edge then pull back.
I do that too."
There's something mischievous about just getting the tip close. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good Evening You Sexy Lot x
Good evening Ms.Barker "
Good Evening Sir x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can never sleep"
Good evening Phys  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Evening all. How are we all tonight?
Bonnie x"
Good evening
Not bad tbh just chilling at work till 7. How's you? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello.
Good evening Jim.
Good evening Dan."
How's your Mum? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good evening all xx "
Good evening Dolly  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening all. How are we all tonight?
Bonnie x
Good evening
Not bad tbh just chilling at work till 7. How's you?"
Tired. But damed tablets like to keep me awake. Might be sleeping over the alarm and running for the bus tomorrow  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hello lovelies xxxx
I'm curled up in bed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Good evening dan and all  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Evening all. How are we all tonight?
Bonnie x
Good evening
Not bad tbh just chilling at work till 7. How's you?
Tired. But damed tablets like to keep me awake. Might be sleeping over the alarm and running for the bus tomorrow "
I set my alarm for 1 today but set in till 5...feel worse for it though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello lovelies xxxx
I'm curled up in bed"
Good evening Ms. Mist
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good evening dan and all "
Good evening Dave  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening all. How are we all tonight?
Bonnie x
Good evening
Not bad tbh just chilling at work till 7. How's you?
Tired. But damed tablets like to keep me awake. Might be sleeping over the alarm and running for the bus tomorrow
I set my alarm for 1 today but set in till 5...feel worse for it though "
Always does make you feel worse. Can never sleep on college nights but out like a night light any other night :/ |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Evening all. How are we all tonight?
Bonnie x
Good evening
Not bad tbh just chilling at work till 7. How's you?
Tired. But damed tablets like to keep me awake. Might be sleeping over the alarm and running for the bus tomorrow
I set my alarm for 1 today but set in till 5...feel worse for it though
Always does make you feel worse. Can never sleep on college nights but out like a night light any other night :/ "
I think 6 hours is all I need, anymore and I feel worse for it. Sometimes have less when.I'm off on a weekend and go out and never seems to phase me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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evening  |
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Oh and thanks for the medicinal hug last night, I felt better |
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"Please accept my greeting,
If you're insomniac and not meeting.
If your here cause you're lurking,
Or stuck somewhere working.
All welcome
Ooh poetic! I'm here on the sofa still watching Comedy gala!
Good evening Ms. Frisky
I've recorded that to watch tomorrow afternoon. Having a lazy day tomorrow need my energy for Tuesday "
Oh is Tuesday significant in some way I've missed?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"evening "
Good evening Smoothie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening all. How are we all tonight?
Bonnie x
Good evening
Not bad tbh just chilling at work till 7. How's you?
Tired. But damed tablets like to keep me awake. Might be sleeping over the alarm and running for the bus tomorrow
I set my alarm for 1 today but set in till 5...feel worse for it though
Always does make you feel worse. Can never sleep on college nights but out like a night light any other night :/
I think 6 hours is all I need, anymore and I feel worse for it. Sometimes have less when.I'm off on a weekend and go out and never seems to phase me."
If I get that I'm happy. Especially tonight. Neighbour just started singing. Badly. Help  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oh and thanks for the medicinal hug last night, I felt better "
No worries all part of the service  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Present
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"Oh and thanks for the medicinal hug last night, I felt better
No worries all part of the service "
Can I get some more for my headache please? I'd sleep but I think I need some American dad to clear my brain of alien nightmares |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Please accept my greeting,
If you're insomniac and not meeting.
If your here cause you're lurking,
Or stuck somewhere working.
All welcome
Ooh poetic! I'm here on the sofa still watching Comedy gala!
Good evening Ms. Frisky
I've recorded that to watch tomorrow afternoon. Having a lazy day tomorrow need my energy for Tuesday
Oh is Tuesday significant in some way I've missed? "
It is for me it's my first day off and I have places to be, people to do....no wait that didn't sound right  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Evening all. How are we all tonight?
Bonnie x
Good evening
Not bad tbh just chilling at work till 7. How's you?
Tired. But damed tablets like to keep me awake. Might be sleeping over the alarm and running for the bus tomorrow
I set my alarm for 1 today but set in till 5...feel worse for it though
Always does make you feel worse. Can never sleep on college nights but out like a night light any other night :/
I think 6 hours is all I need, anymore and I feel worse for it. Sometimes have less when.I'm off on a weekend and go out and never seems to phase me.
If I get that I'm happy. Especially tonight. Neighbour just started singing. Badly. Help "
Cotton wool is your friend  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Present
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Good evening Lusty
Why the ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Still awake!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh and thanks for the medicinal hug last night, I felt better
No worries all part of the service
Can I get some more for my headache please? I'd sleep but I think I need some American dad to clear my brain of alien nightmares "
Express delivery of medicinal hug coming your way x x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening all. How are we all tonight?
Bonnie x
Good evening
Not bad tbh just chilling at work till 7. How's you?
Tired. But damed tablets like to keep me awake. Might be sleeping over the alarm and running for the bus tomorrow
I set my alarm for 1 today but set in till 5...feel worse for it though
Always does make you feel worse. Can never sleep on college nights but out like a night light any other night :/
I think 6 hours is all I need, anymore and I feel worse for it. Sometimes have less when.I'm off on a weekend and go out and never seems to phase me.
If I get that I'm happy. Especially tonight. Neighbour just started singing. Badly. Help
Cotton wool is your friend "
She's just shut up. Am going to bow out and try and fall asleep before she starts again. Have a good night all xx  |
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"Please accept my greeting,
If you're insomniac and not meeting.
If your here cause you're lurking,
Or stuck somewhere working.
All welcome
Ooh poetic! I'm here on the sofa still watching Comedy gala!
Good evening Ms. Frisky
I've recorded that to watch tomorrow afternoon. Having a lazy day tomorrow need my energy for Tuesday
Oh is Tuesday significant in some way I've missed?
It is for me it's my first day off and I have places to be, people to do....no wait that didn't sound right "
Haha, sounds like fun - enjoy!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Still awake!!"
Good evening Miss Innocent  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Evening all. How are we all tonight?
Bonnie x
Good evening
Not bad tbh just chilling at work till 7. How's you?
Tired. But damed tablets like to keep me awake. Might be sleeping over the alarm and running for the bus tomorrow
I set my alarm for 1 today but set in till 5...feel worse for it though
Always does make you feel worse. Can never sleep on college nights but out like a night light any other night :/
I think 6 hours is all I need, anymore and I feel worse for it. Sometimes have less when.I'm off on a weekend and go out and never seems to phase me.
If I get that I'm happy. Especially tonight. Neighbour just started singing. Badly. Help
Cotton wool is your friend
She's just shut up. Am going to bow out and try and fall asleep before she starts again. Have a good night all xx "
Nighty night filthy dreams x  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Still awake!!
Good evening Miss Innocent "
Evening!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Please accept my greeting,
If you're insomniac and not meeting.
If your here cause you're lurking,
Or stuck somewhere working.
All welcome
Ooh poetic! I'm here on the sofa still watching Comedy gala!
Good evening Ms. Frisky
I've recorded that to watch tomorrow afternoon. Having a lazy day tomorrow need my energy for Tuesday
Oh is Tuesday significant in some way I've missed?
It is for me it's my first day off and I have places to be, people to do....no wait that didn't sound right
Haha, sounds like fun - enjoy! "
It will be and I will
Thankyou  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Hi and night fab peeps..till next time xxxx |
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"Hi and night fab peeps..till next time xxxx"
Good evening and goodnight Mr. Ink  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Present
Good evening Lusty
Why the ?"
I just rather be sleeping x insomnia is shite x thanks for asking though x
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By (user no longer on site)
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Hello hello  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Hey all...back again for another night howya daniel |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Howya bold  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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hi - tired but cant sleep - got to be up at 6  |
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"Oh and thanks for the medicinal hug last night, I felt better
No worries all part of the service
Can I get some more for my headache please? I'd sleep but I think I need some American dad to clear my brain of alien nightmares
Express delivery of medicinal hug coming your way x x"
Thanks xD
I've just managed to make an almost comical amount of noise trying to get up to bed. Puppies decided to bark at me! Then I dropped my bag down the stairs. Then had to put my crutches down to reach the loo roll cupboard. Then the breeze from the top floor open window blew the door closed on my crutches. Then I dropped my bag again on the second set of stairs... I think the house is trying to make me wake everyone up! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Present
Good evening Lusty
Why the ?
I just rather be sleeping x insomnia is shite x thanks for asking though x
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Ah yes insomnia sucks  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hello hello "
Good evening Ms. Bold  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hi everyone "
Good evening Ste  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hey all...back again for another night howya daniel"
Welcome back Mr. Thrill
Not bad old bean, how the devil are you this fine evening? |
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"hi - tired but cant sleep - got to be up at 6 "
Good evening to you both
Ow 6 that's a killer  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh and thanks for the medicinal hug last night, I felt better
No worries all part of the service
Can I get some more for my headache please? I'd sleep but I think I need some American dad to clear my brain of alien nightmares
Express delivery of medicinal hug coming your way x x
Thanks xD
I've just managed to make an almost comical amount of noise trying to get up to bed. Puppies decided to bark at me! Then I dropped my bag down the stairs. Then had to put my crutches down to reach the loo roll cupboard. Then the breeze from the top floor open window blew the door closed on my crutches. Then I dropped my bag again on the second set of stairs... I think the house is trying to make me wake everyone up! "
Forgive me but that does sound like something from a sitcom. It's funny how everything is louder at night. |
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"Oh and thanks for the medicinal hug last night, I felt better
No worries all part of the service
Can I get some more for my headache please? I'd sleep but I think I need some American dad to clear my brain of alien nightmares
Express delivery of medicinal hug coming your way x x
Thanks xD
I've just managed to make an almost comical amount of noise trying to get up to bed. Puppies decided to bark at me! Then I dropped my bag down the stairs. Then had to put my crutches down to reach the loo roll cupboard. Then the breeze from the top floor open window blew the door closed on my crutches. Then I dropped my bag again on the second set of stairs... I think the house is trying to make me wake everyone up!
Forgive me but that does sound like something from a sitcom. It's funny how everything is louder at night. "
My whole life is a sitcom |
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over a year ago
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"Hello hello
Good evening Ms. Bold "
Hello you x |
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over a year ago
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"Oh and thanks for the medicinal hug last night, I felt better
No worries all part of the service
Can I get some more for my headache please? I'd sleep but I think I need some American dad to clear my brain of alien nightmares
Express delivery of medicinal hug coming your way x x
Thanks xD
I've just managed to make an almost comical amount of noise trying to get up to bed. Puppies decided to bark at me! Then I dropped my bag down the stairs. Then had to put my crutches down to reach the loo roll cupboard. Then the breeze from the top floor open window blew the door closed on my crutches. Then I dropped my bag again on the second set of stairs... I think the house is trying to make me wake everyone up!
Forgive me but that does sound like something from a sitcom. It's funny how everything is louder at night.
My whole life is a sitcom "
TGND could be a reality series on Itv2  |
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over a year ago
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"Hello hello
Good evening Ms. Bold
Hello you x"
How are you this pleasant evening? |
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*picks crackling out of ma teeth after scoffing rather scrumptious pork chops and says yummy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello hello
Good evening Ms. Bold
Hello you x
How are you this pleasant evening?"
I'm great, thank you. Wide awake unfortunately, how're you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"hi - tired but cant sleep - got to be up at 6
Good evening to you both
Ow 6 that's a killer "
12 hour shifts are killing me - be ok once i get used to them  |
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over a year ago
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"*picks crackling out of ma teeth after scoffing rather scrumptious pork chops and says yummy "
Good evening Ace
Nice to get a bit of Pork down you once in a while. |
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"Oh and thanks for the medicinal hug last night, I felt better
No worries all part of the service
Can I get some more for my headache please? I'd sleep but I think I need some American dad to clear my brain of alien nightmares
Express delivery of medicinal hug coming your way x x
Thanks xD
I've just managed to make an almost comical amount of noise trying to get up to bed. Puppies decided to bark at me! Then I dropped my bag down the stairs. Then had to put my crutches down to reach the loo roll cupboard. Then the breeze from the top floor open window blew the door closed on my crutches. Then I dropped my bag again on the second set of stairs... I think the house is trying to make me wake everyone up!
Forgive me but that does sound like something from a sitcom. It's funny how everything is louder at night.
My whole life is a sitcom
TGND could be a reality series on Itv2 "
Nah, channel 4! Think crappy soap + who do you think you are + you've been framed + Jeremy Kyle + police shows + bad comedy  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello hello
Good evening Ms. Bold
Hello you x
How are you this pleasant evening?
I'm great, thank you. Wide awake unfortunately, how're you?"
Not bad tbh at work as per watching films, lurking and perving on here. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"hi - tired but cant sleep - got to be up at 6
Good evening to you both
Ow 6 that's a killer
12 hour shifts are killing me - be ok once i get used to them "
I used to do them but ours are 8hrs now we just have to do more of them  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm great, thank you. Wide awake unfortunately, how're you?
Not bad tbh at work as per watching films, lurking and perving on here. "
Perfect job
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh and thanks for the medicinal hug last night, I felt better
No worries all part of the service
Can I get some more for my headache please? I'd sleep but I think I need some American dad to clear my brain of alien nightmares
Express delivery of medicinal hug coming your way x x
Thanks xD
I've just managed to make an almost comical amount of noise trying to get up to bed. Puppies decided to bark at me! Then I dropped my bag down the stairs. Then had to put my crutches down to reach the loo roll cupboard. Then the breeze from the top floor open window blew the door closed on my crutches. Then I dropped my bag again on the second set of stairs... I think the house is trying to make me wake everyone up!
Forgive me but that does sound like something from a sitcom. It's funny how everything is louder at night.
My whole life is a sitcom
TGND could be a reality series on Itv2
Nah, channel 4! Think crappy soap + who do you think you are + you've been framed + Jeremy Kyle + police shows + bad comedy "
Would it be a reality show or would you get someone to play you? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm great, thank you. Wide awake unfortunately, how're you?
Not bad tbh at work as per watching films, lurking and perving on here.
Perfect job
"
Apart from the lack of many weekends off yes  |
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"Oh and thanks for the medicinal hug last night, I felt better
No worries all part of the service
Can I get some more for my headache please? I'd sleep but I think I need some American dad to clear my brain of alien nightmares
Express delivery of medicinal hug coming your way x x
Thanks xD
I've just managed to make an almost comical amount of noise trying to get up to bed. Puppies decided to bark at me! Then I dropped my bag down the stairs. Then had to put my crutches down to reach the loo roll cupboard. Then the breeze from the top floor open window blew the door closed on my crutches. Then I dropped my bag again on the second set of stairs... I think the house is trying to make me wake everyone up!
Forgive me but that does sound like something from a sitcom. It's funny how everything is louder at night.
My whole life is a sitcom
TGND could be a reality series on Itv2
Nah, channel 4! Think crappy soap + who do you think you are + you've been framed + Jeremy Kyle + police shows + bad comedy
Would it be a reality show or would you get someone to play you? "
Someone would have to play me.. There's no way I'm going through all those bloody accidents and injuries again perhaps Renée Zellweger  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh and thanks for the medicinal hug last night, I felt better
No worries all part of the service
Can I get some more for my headache please? I'd sleep but I think I need some American dad to clear my brain of alien nightmares
Express delivery of medicinal hug coming your way x x
Thanks xD
I've just managed to make an almost comical amount of noise trying to get up to bed. Puppies decided to bark at me! Then I dropped my bag down the stairs. Then had to put my crutches down to reach the loo roll cupboard. Then the breeze from the top floor open window blew the door closed on my crutches. Then I dropped my bag again on the second set of stairs... I think the house is trying to make me wake everyone up!
Forgive me but that does sound like something from a sitcom. It's funny how everything is louder at night.
My whole life is a sitcom
TGND could be a reality series on Itv2
Nah, channel 4! Think crappy soap + who do you think you are + you've been framed + Jeremy Kyle + police shows + bad comedy
Would it be a reality show or would you get someone to play you?
Someone would have to play me.. There's no way I'm going through all those bloody accidents and injuries again perhaps Renée Zellweger "
Good choice |
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I'm most certainly lurking...does that sound pervy ) I like it... |
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"Oh and thanks for the medicinal hug last night, I felt better
No worries all part of the service
Can I get some more for my headache please? I'd sleep but I think I need some American dad to clear my brain of alien nightmares
Express delivery of medicinal hug coming your way x x
Thanks xD
I've just managed to make an almost comical amount of noise trying to get up to bed. Puppies decided to bark at me! Then I dropped my bag down the stairs. Then had to put my crutches down to reach the loo roll cupboard. Then the breeze from the top floor open window blew the door closed on my crutches. Then I dropped my bag again on the second set of stairs... I think the house is trying to make me wake everyone up!
Forgive me but that does sound like something from a sitcom. It's funny how everything is louder at night.
My whole life is a sitcom
TGND could be a reality series on Itv2
Nah, channel 4! Think crappy soap + who do you think you are + you've been framed + Jeremy Kyle + police shows + bad comedy
Would it be a reality show or would you get someone to play you?
Someone would have to play me.. There's no way I'm going through all those bloody accidents and injuries again perhaps Renée Zellweger
Good choice "
Of course Tom Hardy would have to play my non existent boyfriend  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh and thanks for the medicinal hug last night, I felt better
No worries all part of the service
Can I get some more for my headache please? I'd sleep but I think I need some American dad to clear my brain of alien nightmares
Express delivery of medicinal hug coming your way x x
Thanks xD
I've just managed to make an almost comical amount of noise trying to get up to bed. Puppies decided to bark at me! Then I dropped my bag down the stairs. Then had to put my crutches down to reach the loo roll cupboard. Then the breeze from the top floor open window blew the door closed on my crutches. Then I dropped my bag again on the second set of stairs... I think the house is trying to make me wake everyone up!
Forgive me but that does sound like something from a sitcom. It's funny how everything is louder at night.
My whole life is a sitcom
TGND could be a reality series on Itv2
Nah, channel 4! Think crappy soap + who do you think you are + you've been framed + Jeremy Kyle + police shows + bad comedy
Would it be a reality show or would you get someone to play you?
Someone would have to play me.. There's no way I'm going through all those bloody accidents and injuries again perhaps Renée Zellweger
Good choice "
You two make me smile  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh and thanks for the medicinal hug last night, I felt better
No worries all part of the service
Can I get some more for my headache please? I'd sleep but I think I need some American dad to clear my brain of alien nightmares
Express delivery of medicinal hug coming your way x x
Thanks xD
I've just managed to make an almost comical amount of noise trying to get up to bed. Puppies decided to bark at me! Then I dropped my bag down the stairs. Then had to put my crutches down to reach the loo roll cupboard. Then the breeze from the top floor open window blew the door closed on my crutches. Then I dropped my bag again on the second set of stairs... I think the house is trying to make me wake everyone up!
Forgive me but that does sound like something from a sitcom. It's funny how everything is louder at night.
My whole life is a sitcom
TGND could be a reality series on Itv2
Nah, channel 4! Think crappy soap + who do you think you are + you've been framed + Jeremy Kyle + police shows + bad comedy
Would it be a reality show or would you get someone to play you?
Someone would have to play me.. There's no way I'm going through all those bloody accidents and injuries again perhaps Renée Zellweger
Good choice
You two make me smile "
All part of the service from Team Nocturnal comedy division  |
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"Nice to get a bit of Pork down you once in a while."
Occasionally it might be courteous if Miss Piggy actually asked first though  |
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"Oh and thanks for the medicinal hug last night, I felt better
No worries all part of the service
Can I get some more for my headache please? I'd sleep but I think I need some American dad to clear my brain of alien nightmares
Express delivery of medicinal hug coming your way x x
Thanks xD
I've just managed to make an almost comical amount of noise trying to get up to bed. Puppies decided to bark at me! Then I dropped my bag down the stairs. Then had to put my crutches down to reach the loo roll cupboard. Then the breeze from the top floor open window blew the door closed on my crutches. Then I dropped my bag again on the second set of stairs... I think the house is trying to make me wake everyone up!
Forgive me but that does sound like something from a sitcom. It's funny how everything is louder at night.
My whole life is a sitcom
TGND could be a reality series on Itv2
Nah, channel 4! Think crappy soap + who do you think you are + you've been framed + Jeremy Kyle + police shows + bad comedy
Would it be a reality show or would you get someone to play you?
Someone would have to play me.. There's no way I'm going through all those bloody accidents and injuries again perhaps Renée Zellweger
Good choice
You two make me smile "
That'll be because we are awesome and ever so slightly insane  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh and thanks for the medicinal hug last night, I felt better
No worries all part of the service
Can I get some more for my headache please? I'd sleep but I think I need some American dad to clear my brain of alien nightmares
Express delivery of medicinal hug coming your way x x
Thanks xD
I've just managed to make an almost comical amount of noise trying to get up to bed. Puppies decided to bark at me! Then I dropped my bag down the stairs. Then had to put my crutches down to reach the loo roll cupboard. Then the breeze from the top floor open window blew the door closed on my crutches. Then I dropped my bag again on the second set of stairs... I think the house is trying to make me wake everyone up!
Forgive me but that does sound like something from a sitcom. It's funny how everything is louder at night.
My whole life is a sitcom
TGND could be a reality series on Itv2
Nah, channel 4! Think crappy soap + who do you think you are + you've been framed + Jeremy Kyle + police shows + bad comedy
Would it be a reality show or would you get someone to play you?
Someone would have to play me.. There's no way I'm going through all those bloody accidents and injuries again perhaps Renée Zellweger
Good choice
You two make me smile
That'll be because we are awesome and ever so slightly insane "
"Ever so slightly"...  |
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over a year ago
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"I'm most certainly lurking...does that sound pervy ) I like it..."
Good evening
Lurking is good, not as good as bacon but good none the less  |
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"Oh and thanks for the medicinal hug last night, I felt better
No worries all part of the service
Can I get some more for my headache please? I'd sleep but I think I need some American dad to clear my brain of alien nightmares
Express delivery of medicinal hug coming your way x x
Thanks xD
I've just managed to make an almost comical amount of noise trying to get up to bed. Puppies decided to bark at me! Then I dropped my bag down the stairs. Then had to put my crutches down to reach the loo roll cupboard. Then the breeze from the top floor open window blew the door closed on my crutches. Then I dropped my bag again on the second set of stairs... I think the house is trying to make me wake everyone up!
Forgive me but that does sound like something from a sitcom. It's funny how everything is louder at night.
My whole life is a sitcom
TGND could be a reality series on Itv2
Nah, channel 4! Think crappy soap + who do you think you are + you've been framed + Jeremy Kyle + police shows + bad comedy
Would it be a reality show or would you get someone to play you?
Someone would have to play me.. There's no way I'm going through all those bloody accidents and injuries again perhaps Renée Zellweger
Good choice
You two make me smile
That'll be because we are awesome and ever so slightly insane
"Ever so slightly"... "
Only a little bit  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh and thanks for the medicinal hug last night, I felt better
No worries all part of the service
Can I get some more for my headache please? I'd sleep but I think I need some American dad to clear my brain of alien nightmares
Express delivery of medicinal hug coming your way x x
Thanks xD
I've just managed to make an almost comical amount of noise trying to get up to bed. Puppies decided to bark at me! Then I dropped my bag down the stairs. Then had to put my crutches down to reach the loo roll cupboard. Then the breeze from the top floor open window blew the door closed on my crutches. Then I dropped my bag again on the second set of stairs... I think the house is trying to make me wake everyone up!
Forgive me but that does sound like something from a sitcom. It's funny how everything is louder at night.
My whole life is a sitcom
TGND could be a reality series on Itv2
Nah, channel 4! Think crappy soap + who do you think you are + you've been framed + Jeremy Kyle + police shows + bad comedy
Would it be a reality show or would you get someone to play you?
Someone would have to play me.. There's no way I'm going through all those bloody accidents and injuries again perhaps Renée Zellweger
Good choice
You two make me smile
That'll be because we are awesome and ever so slightly insane "
It must be a night time thing...brings out the muppet in me  |
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over a year ago
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Hello! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I just woke up #whatanight #timeforroundtwo  |
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over a year ago
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"Hello! X"
Good evening Mr. Colleygate  |
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over a year ago
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"I just woke up #whatanight #timeforroundtwo "
Eh up Dirty
No rest for the wicked eh  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh and thanks for the medicinal hug last night, I felt better
No worries all part of the service
Can I get some more for my headache please? I'd sleep but I think I need some American dad to clear my brain of alien nightmares
Express delivery of medicinal hug coming your way x x
Thanks xD
I've just managed to make an almost comical amount of noise trying to get up to bed. Puppies decided to bark at me! Then I dropped my bag down the stairs. Then had to put my crutches down to reach the loo roll cupboard. Then the breeze from the top floor open window blew the door closed on my crutches. Then I dropped my bag again on the second set of stairs... I think the house is trying to make me wake everyone up!
Forgive me but that does sound like something from a sitcom. It's funny how everything is louder at night.
My whole life is a sitcom
TGND could be a reality series on Itv2
Nah, channel 4! Think crappy soap + who do you think you are + you've been framed + Jeremy Kyle + police shows + bad comedy
Would it be a reality show or would you get someone to play you?
Someone would have to play me.. There's no way I'm going through all those bloody accidents and injuries again perhaps Renée Zellweger
Good choice
You two make me smile
That'll be because we are awesome and ever so slightly insane
It must be a night time thing...brings out the muppet in me "
It's time to play the music,
It's time to light the lights...
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over a year ago
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It's just in time for a hog roast too! happy days xD |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh and thanks for the medicinal hug last night, I felt better
No worries all part of the service
Can I get some more for my headache please? I'd sleep but I think I need some American dad to clear my brain of alien nightmares
Express delivery of medicinal hug coming your way x x
Thanks xD
I've just managed to make an almost comical amount of noise trying to get up to bed. Puppies decided to bark at me! Then I dropped my bag down the stairs. Then had to put my crutches down to reach the loo roll cupboard. Then the breeze from the top floor open window blew the door closed on my crutches. Then I dropped my bag again on the second set of stairs... I think the house is trying to make me wake everyone up!
Forgive me but that does sound like something from a sitcom. It's funny how everything is louder at night.
My whole life is a sitcom
TGND could be a reality series on Itv2
Nah, channel 4! Think crappy soap + who do you think you are + you've been framed + Jeremy Kyle + police shows + bad comedy
Would it be a reality show or would you get someone to play you?
Someone would have to play me.. There's no way I'm going through all those bloody accidents and injuries again perhaps Renée Zellweger
Good choice
You two make me smile
That'll be because we are awesome and ever so slightly insane
It must be a night time thing...brings out the muppet in me
It's time to play the music,
It's time to light the lights...
"
Its time to get things started.
Why don't you get things started... |
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over a year ago
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"It's just in time for a hog roast too! happy days xD"
*insert visual image of Homer Simpson drooling*
Mmmm hog roast... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh and thanks for the medicinal hug last night, I felt better
No worries all part of the service
Can I get some more for my headache please? I'd sleep but I think I need some American dad to clear my brain of alien nightmares
Express delivery of medicinal hug coming your way x x
Thanks xD
I've just managed to make an almost comical amount of noise trying to get up to bed. Puppies decided to bark at me! Then I dropped my bag down the stairs. Then had to put my crutches down to reach the loo roll cupboard. Then the breeze from the top floor open window blew the door closed on my crutches. Then I dropped my bag again on the second set of stairs... I think the house is trying to make me wake everyone up!
Forgive me but that does sound like something from a sitcom. It's funny how everything is louder at night.
My whole life is a sitcom
TGND could be a reality series on Itv2
Nah, channel 4! Think crappy soap + who do you think you are + you've been framed + Jeremy Kyle + police shows + bad comedy
Would it be a reality show or would you get someone to play you?
Someone would have to play me.. There's no way I'm going through all those bloody accidents and injuries again perhaps Renée Zellweger
Good choice
You two make me smile
That'll be because we are awesome and ever so slightly insane
It must be a night time thing...brings out the muppet in me
It's time to play the music,
It's time to light the lights...
Its time to get things started.
Why don't you get things started..."
On the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, Muppetational, this is what we call the Muppet Shoooooooow!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh and thanks for the medicinal hug last night, I felt better
No worries all part of the service
Can I get some more for my headache please? I'd sleep but I think I need some American dad to clear my brain of alien nightmares
Express delivery of medicinal hug coming your way x x
Thanks xD
I've just managed to make an almost comical amount of noise trying to get up to bed. Puppies decided to bark at me! Then I dropped my bag down the stairs. Then had to put my crutches down to reach the loo roll cupboard. Then the breeze from the top floor open window blew the door closed on my crutches. Then I dropped my bag again on the second set of stairs... I think the house is trying to make me wake everyone up!
Forgive me but that does sound like something from a sitcom. It's funny how everything is louder at night.
My whole life is a sitcom
TGND could be a reality series on Itv2
Nah, channel 4! Think crappy soap + who do you think you are + you've been framed + Jeremy Kyle + police shows + bad comedy
Would it be a reality show or would you get someone to play you?
Someone would have to play me.. There's no way I'm going through all those bloody accidents and injuries again perhaps Renée Zellweger
Good choice
You two make me smile
That'll be because we are awesome and ever so slightly insane
It must be a night time thing...brings out the muppet in me
It's time to play the music,
It's time to light the lights...
Its time to get things started.
Why don't you get things started...
On the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, Muppetational, this is what we call the Muppet Shoooooooow!
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Very good Ms. Quimm but without looking on Google can you name the two old dudes who used to sit in the balcony? |
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"Oh and thanks for the medicinal hug last night, I felt better
No worries all part of the service
Can I get some more for my headache please? I'd sleep but I think I need some American dad to clear my brain of alien nightmares
Express delivery of medicinal hug coming your way x x
Thanks xD
I've just managed to make an almost comical amount of noise trying to get up to bed. Puppies decided to bark at me! Then I dropped my bag down the stairs. Then had to put my crutches down to reach the loo roll cupboard. Then the breeze from the top floor open window blew the door closed on my crutches. Then I dropped my bag again on the second set of stairs... I think the house is trying to make me wake everyone up!
Forgive me but that does sound like something from a sitcom. It's funny how everything is louder at night.
My whole life is a sitcom
TGND could be a reality series on Itv2
Nah, channel 4! Think crappy soap + who do you think you are + you've been framed + Jeremy Kyle + police shows + bad comedy
Would it be a reality show or would you get someone to play you?
Someone would have to play me.. There's no way I'm going through all those bloody accidents and injuries again perhaps Renée Zellweger
Good choice
You two make me smile
That'll be because we are awesome and ever so slightly insane
It must be a night time thing...brings out the muppet in me
It's time to play the music,
It's time to light the lights...
Its time to get things started.
Why don't you get things started...
On the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, Muppetational, this is what we call the Muppet Shoooooooow!
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You two are nuts  |
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"I'm not here a anymore "
Go play backgammon!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh and thanks for the medicinal hug last night, I felt better
No worries all part of the service
Can I get some more for my headache please? I'd sleep but I think I need some American dad to clear my brain of alien nightmares
Express delivery of medicinal hug coming your way x x
Thanks xD
I've just managed to make an almost comical amount of noise trying to get up to bed. Puppies decided to bark at me! Then I dropped my bag down the stairs. Then had to put my crutches down to reach the loo roll cupboard. Then the breeze from the top floor open window blew the door closed on my crutches. Then I dropped my bag again on the second set of stairs... I think the house is trying to make me wake everyone up!
Forgive me but that does sound like something from a sitcom. It's funny how everything is louder at night.
My whole life is a sitcom
TGND could be a reality series on Itv2
Nah, channel 4! Think crappy soap + who do you think you are + you've been framed + Jeremy Kyle + police shows + bad comedy
Would it be a reality show or would you get someone to play you?
Someone would have to play me.. There's no way I'm going through all those bloody accidents and injuries again perhaps Renée Zellweger
Good choice
You two make me smile
That'll be because we are awesome and ever so slightly insane
It must be a night time thing...brings out the muppet in me
It's time to play the music,
It's time to light the lights...
Its time to get things started.
Why don't you get things started...
On the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, Muppetational, this is what we call the Muppet Shoooooooow!
You two are nuts "
Brazilian's or Hazel?
I'm quite partial to a Brazilian  |
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over a year ago
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"I'm not here a anymore "
Yes you are, you love it  |
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"I'm not here a anymore
Yes you are, you love it "
He's not! He's offline  |
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over a year ago
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if it wasn't such a hassle to upload photos from a mobile I'd show you. This place is incredible xD |
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over a year ago
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"I'm not here a anymore
Yes you are, you love it
He's not! He's offline "
He's not  |
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over a year ago
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"if it wasn't such a hassle to upload photos from a mobile I'd show you. This place is incredible xD "
Sounds it to be fair  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hello fuckers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh and thanks for the medicinal hug last night, I felt better
No worries all part of the service
Can I get some more for my headache please? I'd sleep but I think I need some American dad to clear my brain of alien nightmares
Express delivery of medicinal hug coming your way x x
Thanks xD
I've just managed to make an almost comical amount of noise trying to get up to bed. Puppies decided to bark at me! Then I dropped my bag down the stairs. Then had to put my crutches down to reach the loo roll cupboard. Then the breeze from the top floor open window blew the door closed on my crutches. Then I dropped my bag again on the second set of stairs... I think the house is trying to make me wake everyone up!
Forgive me but that does sound like something from a sitcom. It's funny how everything is louder at night.
My whole life is a sitcom
TGND could be a reality series on Itv2
Nah, channel 4! Think crappy soap + who do you think you are + you've been framed + Jeremy Kyle + police shows + bad comedy
Would it be a reality show or would you get someone to play you?
Someone would have to play me.. There's no way I'm going through all those bloody accidents and injuries again perhaps Renée Zellweger
Good choice
You two make me smile
That'll be because we are awesome and ever so slightly insane
It must be a night time thing...brings out the muppet in me
It's time to play the music,
It's time to light the lights...
Its time to get things started.
Why don't you get things started...
On the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, Muppetational, this is what we call the Muppet Shoooooooow!
You two are nuts "
Takes one to know one  |
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over a year ago
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"Hello fuckers "
Good evening Mr.Cheeky  |
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"I'm not here a anymore
Yes you are, you love it
He's not! He's offline
He's not "
He is! |
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"Oh and thanks for the medicinal hug last night, I felt better
No worries all part of the service
Can I get some more for my headache please? I'd sleep but I think I need some American dad to clear my brain of alien nightmares
Express delivery of medicinal hug coming your way x x
Thanks xD
I've just managed to make an almost comical amount of noise trying to get up to bed. Puppies decided to bark at me! Then I dropped my bag down the stairs. Then had to put my crutches down to reach the loo roll cupboard. Then the breeze from the top floor open window blew the door closed on my crutches. Then I dropped my bag again on the second set of stairs... I think the house is trying to make me wake everyone up!
Forgive me but that does sound like something from a sitcom. It's funny how everything is louder at night.
My whole life is a sitcom
TGND could be a reality series on Itv2
Nah, channel 4! Think crappy soap + who do you think you are + you've been framed + Jeremy Kyle + police shows + bad comedy
Would it be a reality show or would you get someone to play you?
Someone would have to play me.. There's no way I'm going through all those bloody accidents and injuries again perhaps Renée Zellweger
Good choice
You two make me smile
That'll be because we are awesome and ever so slightly insane
It must be a night time thing...brings out the muppet in me
It's time to play the music,
It's time to light the lights...
Its time to get things started.
Why don't you get things started...
On the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, Muppetational, this is what we call the Muppet Shoooooooow!
You two are nuts
Takes one to know one "
Oi!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh and thanks for the medicinal hug last night, I felt better
No worries all part of the service
Can I get some more for my headache please? I'd sleep but I think I need some American dad to clear my brain of alien nightmares
Express delivery of medicinal hug coming your way x x
Thanks xD
I've just managed to make an almost comical amount of noise trying to get up to bed. Puppies decided to bark at me! Then I dropped my bag down the stairs. Then had to put my crutches down to reach the loo roll cupboard. Then the breeze from the top floor open window blew the door closed on my crutches. Then I dropped my bag again on the second set of stairs... I think the house is trying to make me wake everyone up!
Forgive me but that does sound like something from a sitcom. It's funny how everything is louder at night.
My whole life is a sitcom
TGND could be a reality series on Itv2
Nah, channel 4! Think crappy soap + who do you think you are + you've been framed + Jeremy Kyle + police shows + bad comedy
Would it be a reality show or would you get someone to play you?
Someone would have to play me.. There's no way I'm going through all those bloody accidents and injuries again perhaps Renée Zellweger
Good choice
You two make me smile
That'll be because we are awesome and ever so slightly insane
It must be a night time thing...brings out the muppet in me
It's time to play the music,
It's time to light the lights...
Its time to get things started.
Why don't you get things started...
On the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, Muppetational, this is what we call the Muppet Shoooooooow!
You two are nuts
Takes one to know one
Oi! "
So defensive cos you know I'm right  |
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over a year ago
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"I'm not here a anymore
Yes you are, you love it
He's not! He's offline
He's not
He is! "
He wasn't when I posted  |
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"Oh and thanks for the medicinal hug last night, I felt better
No worries all part of the service
Can I get some more for my headache please? I'd sleep but I think I need some American dad to clear my brain of alien nightmares
Express delivery of medicinal hug coming your way x x
Thanks xD
I've just managed to make an almost comical amount of noise trying to get up to bed. Puppies decided to bark at me! Then I dropped my bag down the stairs. Then had to put my crutches down to reach the loo roll cupboard. Then the breeze from the top floor open window blew the door closed on my crutches. Then I dropped my bag again on the second set of stairs... I think the house is trying to make me wake everyone up!
Forgive me but that does sound like something from a sitcom. It's funny how everything is louder at night.
My whole life is a sitcom
TGND could be a reality series on Itv2
Nah, channel 4! Think crappy soap + who do you think you are + you've been framed + Jeremy Kyle + police shows + bad comedy
Would it be a reality show or would you get someone to play you?
Someone would have to play me.. There's no way I'm going through all those bloody accidents and injuries again perhaps Renée Zellweger
Good choice
You two make me smile
That'll be because we are awesome and ever so slightly insane
It must be a night time thing...brings out the muppet in me
It's time to play the music,
It's time to light the lights...
Its time to get things started.
Why don't you get things started...
On the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, Muppetational, this is what we call the Muppet Shoooooooow!
You two are nuts
Takes one to know one
Oi!
So defensive cos you know I'm right "
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"I'm not here a anymore
Yes you are, you love it
He's not! He's offline
He's not
He is!
He wasn't when I posted "
He was both times I posted so nerrr |
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over a year ago
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"I'm not here a anymore
Yes you are, you love it
He's not! He's offline
He's not
He is!
He wasn't when I posted
He was both times I posted so nerrr "
got to love the banter  |
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over a year ago
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"I'm not here a anymore
Yes you are, you love it
He's not! He's offline
He's not
He is!
He wasn't when I posted
He was both times I posted so nerrr "
He is off now though  |
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"I'm not here a anymore
Yes you are, you love it
He's not! He's offline
He's not
He is!
He wasn't when I posted
He was both times I posted so nerrr
He is off now though "
He was on a couple of minutes ago! Can't keep up with him! He must be popping in between games of backgammon. Oh wait.. That's what I'm doing...  |
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"I'm not here a anymore
Go play backgammon! "
I just lost to a Russian guy
A nice cuddle might alleviate the situation though  |
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"I'm not here a anymore
Go play backgammon!
I just lost to a Russian guy
A nice cuddle might alleviate the situation though "
Awwww. I just won 3 games in a row |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not here a anymore
Yes you are, you love it
He's not! He's offline
He's not
He is!
He wasn't when I posted
He was both times I posted so nerrr
He is off now though "
Early Monday morning only insomniac's and those who are stuck in the realms of graft alive at this time  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm not here a anymore
Go play backgammon!
I just lost to a Russian guy
A nice cuddle might alleviate the situation though
Awwww. I just won 3 games in a row "
YAHTZEE!!! Oh wait..wrong game  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm not here a anymore
Yes you are, you love it
He's not! He's offline
He's not
He is!
He wasn't when I posted
He was both times I posted so nerrr
He is off now though
Early Monday morning only insomniac's and those who are stuck in the realms of graft alive at this time "
Never a truer word said |
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It's a bit quiet here tonight! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's a bit quiet here tonight! "
Monday morning sweet |
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over a year ago
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"It's a bit quiet here tonight! "
Most sane people are in bed ready for Monday and the normality of a regular week by now  |
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over a year ago
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Here , first of three in a row. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hey people it's....Dam hot tonight xx |
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over a year ago
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"Here , first of three in a row. "
Good evening Moo  |
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"It's a bit quiet here tonight!
Most sane people are in bed ready for Monday and the normality of a regular week by now "
They should be awake entertaining me! |
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over a year ago
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"Just.
Night all."
Night Gb  |
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over a year ago
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"Here , first of three in a row.
Good evening Moo "
Evening need some help keeping awake tonight , had a brilliant few days away just a lack of sleep though. |
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"Hey people it's....Dam hot tonight xx"
Good evening, it is a tad warm nearly summer time thank God  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just.
Night all."
Night mate sleep well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Does anyone want to rub my legs and feets?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's a bit quiet here tonight!
Most sane people are in bed ready for Monday and the normality of a regular week by now
They should be awake entertaining me! "
You mean my amazing banter isn't enough  |
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"Here , first of three in a row.
Good evening Moo
Evening need some help keeping awake tonight , had a brilliant few days away just a lack of sleep though. "
We'll try our best  |
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"Hey people it's....Dam hot tonight xx
Good evening, it is a tad warm nearly summer time thank God "
It's little cool here on the northwest coast got my jumper on |
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over a year ago
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"Does anyone want to rub my legs and feets? "
Oh hello thought you'd gone awol  |
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over a year ago
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I'm extra hot....as I am a Baker  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hey people it's....Dam hot tonight xx
Good evening, it is a tad warm nearly summer time thank God
It's little cool here on the northwest coast got my jumper on"
I've got the air con on I'm too hot in here. |
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"Does anyone want to rub my legs and feets?
Oh hello thought you'd gone awol "
No, still pottering
Just aching after all the walking I've done today. |
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"I'm not here a anymore
Go play backgammon!
I just lost to a Russian guy
A nice cuddle might alleviate the situation though
Awwww. I just won 3 games in a row "
Show off, I've given up now and am targeting the peanut butter jar  |
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