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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Strawberry & Lime cider me dear.
I've already had two pints today, they had a desired effect   "
No more for you then!!
I know what you get like after a few  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Strawberry & Lime cider me dear.
I've already had two pints today, they had a desired effect
No more for you then!!
I know what you get like after a few "
It was a fun afternoon today. Though I have mucky knees and a bitten neck   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Strawberry & Lime cider me dear.
I've already had two pints today, they had a desired effect
No more for you then!!
I know what you get like after a few
It was a fun afternoon today. Though I have mucky knees and a bitten neck "
Invest in a cheap picnic blanket and some insect repellant lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Strawberry & Lime cider me dear.
I've already had two pints today, they had a desired effect
No more for you then!!
I know what you get like after a few
It was a fun afternoon today. Though I have mucky knees and a bitten neck
Invest in a cheap picnic blanket and some insect repellant lol "
I'll bear that in mind |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Southern comfort,lemonade,lime and.ice please "
I love southern comfort with lemonade so sorry, I'm not sharing!!
You can have sherry or Malibu because I don't like them  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Strawberry & Lime cider me dear.
I've already had two pints today, they had a desired effect
No more for you then!!
I know what you get like after a few
It was a fun afternoon today. Though I have mucky knees and a bitten neck "
See, can't take you anywhere!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Southern comfort,lemonade,lime and.ice please
I love southern comfort with lemonade so sorry, I'm not sharing!!
You can have sherry or Malibu because I don't like them "
that's ok I have a full bottle here that a sexy man brought me.....I've been saving it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Strawberry & Lime cider me dear.
I've already had two pints today, they had a desired effect
No more for you then!!
I know what you get like after a few
It was a fun afternoon today. Though I have mucky knees and a bitten neck
See, can't take you anywhere!!"
I'm easily corrupted |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don't mind if i do as I've just got home from yet anther shit day. A huge jd and please "
Sorry, I don't want to open the JD just yet, so you can have a glass of tonic water  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"G&T please,it's been a long ole day
No problem, ice & a slice?
Ooh ta,that will go down nicely. I'll have another in 20 minutes please "
Blimey!! Better get a few more bottles of gin in |
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"Don't mind if i do as I've just got home from yet anther shit day. A huge jd and please
Sorry, I don't want to open the JD just yet, so you can have a glass of tonic water "
Oi get it open wench this man needs a drink after the day I've had |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don't mind if i do as I've just got home from yet anther shit day. A huge jd and please
Sorry, I don't want to open the JD just yet, so you can have a glass of tonic water
Oi get it open wench this man needs a drink after the day I've had "
What about a pina colada with an umbrella? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"bacardi and zero, with ice and lemon 
Try a pint of Guinness instead. I'm trying to get rid of it "
aslong as its got a blackcurrent top im good with guiness  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"After just getting my 4 month old grandson to sleep , not before he screamed loudly for 45 minutes , it has to be a large vodka , , then food "
Have the whole bottle, sounds like you need it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Strong black coffee please.
Not at this time, horlicks for you my dear.
I'm working a 25hr shift, it's coffee or Red Bull!"
Don't worry, I'll get someone to keep hitting you over the head of you look like you're going to fall asleep! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Strong black coffee please.
Not at this time, horlicks for you my dear.
I'm working a 25hr shift, it's coffee or Red Bull!
Don't worry, I'll get someone to keep hitting you over the head of you look like you're going to fall asleep!"
I'll volunteer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Strong black coffee please.
Not at this time, horlicks for you my dear.
I'm working a 25hr shift, it's coffee or Red Bull!
Don't worry, I'll get someone to keep hitting you over the head of you look like you're going to fall asleep!
I'll volunteer "
Meanie... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Right anyone want to take over, I'm going to watch the highlights of the Championship play off final between Norwich & Middlesbrough.
Don't tell me who wins |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right anyone want to take over, I'm going to watch the highlights of the Championship play off final between Norwich & Middlesbrough.
Don't tell me who wins
2 1 "
2-0 actually!! We stuffed them good & proper! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jd, with ice served over your breasts so I can lick the jd and use the ice for after lol mmmmmm"
Bar is now closed, run out of ice for drinks, my boobs need it more |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll have a Thatchers please and when I've had enough of that a JD with a splash of would finish me right off !!!! Please "
I can think of plenty of ways to finish you off |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What are you all drinking?
Irish black russian please x
I'm not running a dating agency
I will have you know I am an equal opportunities drinker "
Yes, you certainly are |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hope its not to early for that kind of behaviour lol xx
Never too early!!
Now that's what I want to hear. Where did you want this ice lol xx"
In my drink of course, & rub some on my nipples while your there |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Got a bottle of red calling to me along with two packs of crisps. Spending tomorrow with my dad, so bought it specially"
What flavour crisps, that's the question?! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cranberry and soda water over ice might have to put a bit of vodka in it later though (in charge of four 13 year olds) all singing to pitch perfect x"
Definitely need the vodka!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Maybe a White Russian... with a diazepam chaser...
What ya got?
A glass of water & a paracetamol.
Pissflaps!
This bar sucks!
I want my money back!!
*is hustled out by security* "
Sorry Joe, just thinking of your welfare |
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