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Whats the largest fruit you can get in your mouth?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Inspired by Licketys avatar, I reckon I could get a clemantine in

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Inspired by Licketys avatar, I reckon I could get a clemantine in

I'd say prove it but it's not Clementine season.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Inspired by Licketys avatar, I reckon I could get a clemantine in

I'd say prove it but it's not Clementine season.

I could use a dwarf orange

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By *ngel n tedCouple over a year ago

maidstone

Death by mau mau

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

for me a cherry.... being a woman i only have a lil mouth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A pair of melons

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh I see the ploy here.

Can't get anything big in mine unless you want to listen to my jaw clicking back together for the next hour.

It's been known to freak out some guys

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"A pair of melons

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"for me a cherry.... being a woman i only have a lil mouth

Exactly!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A pair of melons

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well I was just showing off. Maybe a slice of melon

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Christopher Biggins

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Can I mash/liquidise it first?

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By *rtemisiaWoman over a year ago

Norwich

"Christopher Biggins"

Love it!

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Can I mash/liquidise it first?

If we do that then I can fit a coconut or a mango.

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I reckon I could manage a couple of plums

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I reckon I could manage a couple of plums

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yep she can

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't know?

I can fit about 20 malteasers in my mouth

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I reckon I could manage a couple of plums

yep she can

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I reckon I could manage a couple of plums

yep she can

Were they ripe and juicy or just prunes?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No puns please but I've had a full banana and closed my mouth and been able to pull it back in one piece and a full slice of 14" pizza on a different occasion

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I reckon I could manage a couple of plums

yep she can

Were they ripe and juicy or just prunes?

Haha, oh fresh plump ones of course, not keen on prunes!

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"No puns please but I've had a full banana and closed my mouth and been able to pull it back in one piece and a full slice of 14" pizza on a different occasion"

Was the banana in sideways or lengthways?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No puns please but I've had a full banana and closed my mouth and been able to pull it back in one piece and a full slice of 14" pizza on a different occasion

Was the banana in sideways or lengthways?

Length xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No puns please but I've had a full banana and closed my mouth and been able to pull it back in one piece and a full slice of 14" pizza on a different occasion

Was the banana in sideways or lengthways?

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Two greengages without crushing them, or a pink lady Apple.

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By *onbons_xxMan over a year ago

Bolton

Probably two passion fruits

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago
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Central

Terry's chocolate orange, but would have to cheat.

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By *uby0000Woman over a year ago

hertfordshire

a bunch of grapes lol

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