I finally have

By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Brown sauce and bread.

Bacon sarnies here I come!

By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I'm hoping they distract me from fantasising about neck and back massages!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I dip a slice in your pan?

By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

you could offer a bacon butty as an exchange for a massage, think a mug of tea would be in order too..

By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Can I dip a slice in your pan?

Sounds like the making of a soggy bacon sarnie to me

By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"you could offer a bacon butty as an exchange for a massage, think a mug of tea would be in order too..

Any hot blokes providing massage would definitely be compensated in some way. If they wanted bacon sarnies and tea, that's fine by me.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Brown sauce on bacon sarnies is a criminal offence!

Red sauce is the only way forward!!!

Or ditch all of it and have the massage

By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Brown sauce on bacon sarnies is a criminal offence!

Red sauce is the only way forward!!!

Or ditch all of it and have the massage

If only *sigh*