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5 words as you see your playmate naked for the first time

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By *layfullsam OP Man over a year ago

Solihull

just for fun like the 3 words after sex thread

put your clothes back on

oh my god your stunning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

pleased to see me then

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

The gas meter is outside

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

blimmy that bra makes a difference

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By *tockingloversukCouple over a year ago

canterbury

Where did that come from?

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By *empnbunkCouple over a year ago

south coast

damn !!! Yet another wet dream

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Come to papa"......... "No dad!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All my birthday at once

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

iS IT REALLY THAT BIG

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

jesus christ is that real?

sorry I got to go

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

What bushey pubes you have

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

That almost looks like a.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

the eagle as realy landed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OMG Hello boys!!! x x

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I hope it's a grower!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OMG Hello boys!!! x x

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

You have nob-bob dangling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

have you got anything smalleeeeerrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did I hear an echo? x

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

Lucy, your cock is HUGE

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

sorry, didn't mean to laugh

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

it looks like road kill.........

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Please put them back on!

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I see you've cum already

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Is that available in black?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

sorry but i've just eaten!

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

the canary come out alive?

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Oh!

...... I'll fetch my toys

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Should it be that colour

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Should I put heating on?!!

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By *oDownEasyMan over a year ago

Ayrshire

Can I phone a friend?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"just for fun like the 3 words after sex thread

put your clothes back on

oh my god your stunning"

OMFFG

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"pleased to see me then

Was it ever any different

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can we take our time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Phwoar. Let the fun begin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is this game for a laugh ?

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By *andsomgeorgeMan over a year ago

Rugby

Let's get this party started

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is that it

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By *ucati1098Couple over a year ago

nottingham

There's a name for that .......

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By *ertnbeckyCouple over a year ago

oldham

ok wheres beadle with his fuckin camera

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There's a name for that .......

There's a cure for that...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

cun suck it and see.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

come here you are lovely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

wow your not a timewaster

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Together we will make music

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

operation was a success then!!

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By *iercedTattooedBBWWoman over a year ago

bangor

"Oh!

...... I'll fetch my toys

Oh damn damn damn!!!! Lap top screen now covered in splurted out coffee!!!

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By *inkershoes69Woman over a year ago

maidstone

will my flymo trim them!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

fly me to the moon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

fuck me right now JO

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By *empnbunkCouple over a year ago

south coast

HELLOOOO , helloooo , hellooo , helloo hello.............

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Just remembered a dental appointment.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wow is that for me ?? xx

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Your dad was much bigger!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your mothers a right goer xx

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Brace yourself.... I'm going in!

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

MOVE!... you're blocking the telly.

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Hurry up... corrie starts soon.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hurry up... corrie starts soon."

Lol that would be me xx

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

That reminds me... **takes out pen and paper**.... buy bananas.

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

It really is leopard skin!

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Does that need a splint

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does that need a splint

I didnt realise we had met xx

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I think I feel sick

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By *layfullsam OP Man over a year ago

Solihull

put your clothes back on

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I'd rather lick dog poo!

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Get dressed, get out.... bye!

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Should have gone to SpecSavers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

stay there, I wanna enjoy looking

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"You can't handle the truth!"

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"You had me at 'hello'."

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Why does it cry, Smeagol?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is that it

This isn't about my Partner

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"The dingo took my baby!"

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"It's turkey time.... gobble gobble"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""It's turkey time.... gobble gobble"

ha ha very thematic

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By *ucati1098Couple over a year ago

nottingham

Somewhere to hang my hat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

it's like a bacon butty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"come to mama"

orrrrrrrrr

I know just where to put that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It IS cold in here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Now say my name, bitch!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I promise not to bite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I take it I'm stayin then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm going to have fun!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Soooo thats all for me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

are you sure this is legal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Take me now, or else!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Take me now, or else!"

can I take my coat off first

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Take me now, or else!

can I take my coat off first

No just lob it out!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Take me now, or else!

can I take my coat off first

No just lob it out!"

ok then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Take me now, or else!

can I take my coat off first

No just lob it out!

ok then

Thats only two words hun!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Take me now, or else!

can I take my coat off first

No just lob it out!

ok then

Thats only two words hun!"
best stand back abit lol (is that better)x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"fuck me right now JO

"
your place or here stud x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I will if you will

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

nice cock, shame about face :P

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I will eat you alive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I will eat you alive"

well let me die happy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am wild look out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

its hot in here

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By *LLSEXEDUPMan over a year ago

Reading

Must put bun in oven

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get ready i ride you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Now where are those handcuffs !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

tie me up spank me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

thank you god

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"tie me up spank me

Yes please id love to

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bend over and brace yourself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bend over and brace yourself

Give it to me dry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Now where are those handcuffs !"

now where is that key

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has that been surgically enhanced?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeah same place you used

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeah same place you used

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sit on my face then !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lunch? Have me for dessert!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Put my tongue inside you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Please can i have more

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"thank you god

you will be in heven .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lunch? Have me for dessert!"

I love dessert the most

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"thank you god

you will be in heven .

Ho I do hope so

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

is there room for 1 more

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

yes stud come over here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" yes stud come over here"

yes m'lady how would you like me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

on all fours so i can

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"on all fours so i can"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When I see my new playmate the five words that usually spring to mind are: "they've stapled through her tits!"

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By *layfullsam OP Man over a year ago

Solihull

remember its better than wanking !

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