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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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I once met a guy who was very well hung (I mean VERY) and he must have bruised by cervix because I was in so much pain it was unreal. I ended up going to A&E with a mate, who checked me in as I was doubled up in pain. The woman on reception was someone I worked with in a previous job. 
Not my best night that. the sex was pretty awesome though. |
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"I once met a guy who was very well hung (I mean VERY) and he must have bruised by cervix because I was in so much pain it was unreal. I ended up going to A&E with a mate, who checked me in as I was doubled up in pain. The woman on reception was someone I worked with in a previous job.
Not my best night that. the sex was pretty awesome though."
Sorry about that |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"I once met a guy who was very well hung (I mean VERY) and he must have bruised by cervix because I was in so much pain it was unreal. I ended up going to A&E with a mate, who checked me in as I was doubled up in pain. The woman on reception was someone I worked with in a previous job.
Not my best night that. the sex was pretty awesome though.
Sorry about that"
In your dreams  |
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"I once met a guy who was very well hung (I mean VERY) and he must have bruised by cervix because I was in so much pain it was unreal. I ended up going to A&E with a mate, who checked me in as I was doubled up in pain. The woman on reception was someone I worked with in a previous job.
Not my best night that. the sex was pretty awesome though.
Sorry about that
In your dreams "
thought it was me till the VWE bit  |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"I once met a guy who was very well hung (I mean VERY) and he must have bruised by cervix because I was in so much pain it was unreal. I ended up going to A&E with a mate, who checked me in as I was doubled up in pain. The woman on reception was someone I worked with in a previous job.
Not my best night that. the sex was pretty awesome though.
Sorry about that
In your dreams thought it was me till the VWE bit "
Yeah, he was also cute.  |
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"I once met a guy who was very well hung (I mean VERY) and he must have bruised by cervix because I was in so much pain it was unreal. I ended up going to A&E with a mate, who checked me in as I was doubled up in pain. The woman on reception was someone I worked with in a previous job.
Not my best night that. the sex was pretty awesome though.
Sorry about that
In your dreams thought it waps me till the VWE bit
Yeah, he was also cute. "
nah it's. Not me |
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I was prone,with my legs open having a camera thing inside me checking my fibroids out. One male doctor,one female doctor and two female nurses. There I was casually checking out the screen as we all deliberated what was going on inside me and I noticed the doctor keep looking down towards my vagina. The camera was out by then but I was still laid bare for all to see. One of the nurses noticed just as I did and pulled the cover down over my knees. I was very grateful to her for that. |
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"I once went to a swingers club and couldn't get my old boy to cum!
Well the older you get...how old was he?"
Lol, I suffer from "stage fright" and find it difficult to cum in public hope to overcum my problem soon  |
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Erm
A few weeks ago I spent the night with my fwb at his parents' house... he & I drank a fair bit of vodka and brandy, stupidly enough I drank loads on an empty stomach. So, we go to bed, get naked, he has a condom on... I pushed him off and threw up in my hand, and ran to the bathroom. He ended up having to clean my vomit off the bathroom floor, then he had to run me a shower, help me wash and dress me for bed. I woke up the next morning to hear his mum telling him off for getting me so d*unk! Thankfully she likes me and neither of them made a fuss... and thankfully he still finds me attractive |
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"Erm
A few weeks ago I spent the night with my fwb at his parents' house... he & I drank a fair bit of vodka and brandy, stupidly enough I drank loads on an empty stomach. So, we go to bed, get naked, he has a condom on... I pushed him off and threw up in my hand, and ran to the bathroom. He ended up having to clean my vomit off the bathroom floor, then he had to run me a shower, help me wash and dress me for bed. I woke up the next morning to hear his mum telling him off for getting me so d*unk! Thankfully she likes me and neither of them made a fuss... and thankfully he still finds me attractive "
He sounds awesome |
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Embarrassing story which my ex just looves to repeat.
So it was her birthday, I'd booked us a hotel to celebrate,I'd booked us into nando's for dinner, but I couldn't get the day off work, so, this was before I had a car, and was going by public transport, which was a 2 hour trip to work. I'd been up since 5. I think we all see where this is going. Get to the hotel room, and start playing, but I'm so tired that I pass out. But I'm not completely gone, I keep snuggling up to her, and squishing her, eventually, she has next to no bed, so she tries waking me up. I had bruises the next day from most of the attempts, but the embarrassing bit, the really embarrassing bit, she'd managed to get free enough to try and wake me up by bj, and I rolled over the other way, being horny, I woke up enough to realise what had happened, but not enough for it to register as important, and I stupidly asked if she wanted me to roll back over, but I'd passed out again before she could answer.
Can't blame her for keep retelling the story tbh |
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"Erm
A few weeks ago I spent the night with my fwb at his parents' house... he & I drank a fair bit of vodka and brandy, stupidly enough I drank loads on an empty stomach. So, we go to bed, get naked, he has a condom on... I pushed him off and threw up in my hand, and ran to the bathroom. He ended up having to clean my vomit off the bathroom floor, then he had to run me a shower, help me wash and dress me for bed. I woke up the next morning to hear his mum telling him off for getting me so d*unk! Thankfully she likes me and neither of them made a fuss... and thankfully he still finds me attractive
He sounds awesome "
Apparently I made an Exorcist joke and asked him if he had a crucifix, right before I told him my vomit looked like my menstrual blood. IDC, I'm an absolute delight. |
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i was having anal cam and was drowsy couple weeks later i seem to remember saying to the doc who was blonde fm can you show me with cam where my prostate is she stopped and said look there it is and wiggled the cam the guy the other side was almost in stitches too funny least i know now huh |
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