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The best "pickup line"
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over a year ago
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"So what's the best pickup line you've ever heard or said??
Best one from me - if you was a car door I would slam you soo hard!!"
From that line, I'd suggest you change your username  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So what's the best pickup line you've ever heard or said??
Best one from me - if you was a car door I would slam you soo hard!!
From that line, I'd suggest you change your username "
Any ideas as to what? X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So what's the best pickup line you've ever heard or said??
Best one from me - if you was a car door I would slam you soo hard!!
From that line, I'd suggest you change your username
Any ideas as to what? X"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If anyone plays cod they will get this...
Are you a care package? Because you have just fell from heaven.....aha  "
Nice! Russian accent and all? "Ker Peckege" ha. |
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"If anyone plays cod they will get this...
Are you a care package? Because you have just fell from heaven.....aha
Nice! Russian accent and all? "Ker Peckege" ha."
Ahahahaha oh yeah cant forget the russian accent xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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My chat up lines invariably lead to mocking and derision, therefore I like to follow up with "Listen love, if I had a pound for every woman that found me unattractive, eventually most women would find me attractive" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My chat up lines invariably lead to mocking and derision, therefore I like to follow up with "Listen love, if I had a pound for every woman that found me unattractive, eventually most women would find me attractive""
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He asked "so what do you think?"
I replied " I want to rip your clothes off"
He said " shall I book a room?"
The rest is history - did anybody else feel the earth move."
nope |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So what's the best pickup line you've ever heard or said??
Best one from me - if you was a car door I would slam you soo hard!!"
get your knickers off now I've only got 5 hours |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The best pickup line is a genuine compliment or failing that compliment her shoes. Never her boobs- Unless she has them out in a club. But don't drool on them- thats just rude |
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"The best pickup line is a genuine compliment or failing that compliment her shoes. Never her boobs- Unless she has them out in a club. But don't drool on them- thats just rude "
it's OK I always carry a cloth to polish them up with after 
Complementing shoes is how women pick up women, can't see it working if a man tried it... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The best pickup line is a genuine compliment or failing that compliment her shoes. Never her boobs- Unless she has them out in a club. But don't drool on them- thats just rude
it's OK I always carry a cloth to polish them up with after
Complementing shoes is how women pick up women, can't see it working if a man tried it..."
Thats because you are a man.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thats because you are a man. "
Well yeah... but is it cool to use the same pick up lies as my wife does mind you sometimes I think she is really after the shoes not the sex |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So what's the best pickup line you've ever heard or said??
Best one from me - if you was a car door I would slam you soo hard!!"
how about later tonight you let me slip into something more comfortable ,like your pussy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So what's the best pickup line you've ever heard or said??
Best one from me - if you was a car door I would slam you soo hard!!"
have you got a sore throat suck on this |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The best pickup line is a genuine compliment or failing that compliment her shoes. Never her boobs- Unless she has them out in a club. But don't drool on them- thats just rude "
How about if I complimented her on having a stunning LinkedIn profile picture?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So what's the best pickup line you've ever heard or said??
Best one from me - if you was a car door I would slam you soo hard!!"
Do u have very small hands?
Your profile pic is confusing.
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