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So had a friend stay over on the weekend, and we decided we are both Rubenesque on body shape scale. We would like this to be on the drop down menu for body size/shape.
Can you all lend your support so I can ask the FAB owners for this selection based on high demand?!?!?! 
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"I've had rubenesque on my profile for nine years 
Can you ask for a pleasantly plump one while your at it "
I ain't gonna lie to ya. I'm gonna push for Rubenesque and will put other requests at the end of the petition..... Such a great adjective and very difinitve |
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Rubenesque (adj.)
of, relating to, or suggestive of the painter Rubens or his works; especially: plump or rounded usually in a pleasing or attractive way 'a Rubenesque figure'
Use:
"This painting has Rubenesque flourishes - the buttocks follow you round the room."
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"Rubenesque (adj.)
of, relating to, or suggestive of the painter Rubens or his works; especially: plump or rounded usually in a pleasing or attractive way 'a Rubenesque figure'
Use:
"This painting has Rubenesque flourishes - the buttocks follow you round the room."
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Merci Could not have out it better myself |
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"I've had rubenesque on my profile for nine years
Can you ask for a pleasantly plump one while your at it
I ain't gonna lie to ya. I'm gonna push for Rubenesque and will put other requests at the end of the petition..... Such a great adjective and very difinitve "
if you look at my profile I've got a definition of rubenesque on there |
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"I've had rubenesque on my profile for nine years
Can you ask for a pleasantly plump one while your at it
I ain't gonna lie to ya. I'm gonna push for Rubenesque and will put other requests at the end of the petition..... Such a great adjective and very difinitve if you look at my profile I've got a definition of rubenesque on there"
Gotcha
Rubenesque
She is the familiar hourglass or pear-shaped woman of wide hips,an ample bust, plump cheeks, soft full lips,and a generally healthy profile of alluring curves and crevasses |
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"Could we have fat added as well please "
No. No negativity regardless of slim or not so slim. I was told off this weekend for referring to my size as Fat pig and I have taken it on board and spreading the positivity. |
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over a year ago
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I don't see the point.
Describe yourself however you like,in the most colourful way possible if it makes you feel better.
I read rubenesque
I see fat.
I'm not saying you can't be overweight and sexy.
I'm just saying we see what we see.
If you think you'd look great in a rubens painting thats great. Doesn't mean I'm going to fancy you any more than i do or don't already. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't see the point.
Describe yourself however you like,in the most colourful way possible if it makes you feel better.
I read rubenesque
I see fat.
I'm not saying you can't be overweight and sexy.
I'm just saying we see what we see.
If you think you'd look great in a rubens painting thats great. Doesn't mean I'm going to fancy you any more than i do or don't already. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Curvaceous
Chiselled
Rotund
Plump
So if we are to have the shape description tick box.....do we also request personality, character and style tick boxes too....
PERSONALITY
Calm
Arrogant
Humble
Eccentric
Charismatic
STYLE
Flamboyant
Modest
Eclectic
Chic
How far do we go.....APPEARANCE is more than body shape - hair for instance ... Curly, straight, cropped or long.
I love character traits as it's not all visual for me .....
Clever
Generous
Flexible
Creative
Mysterious
Do we not say in our profile who we are... As long as we are honest with ourselves ... I put my size in my profile and have full body shots ... Visual is just part of it... Xx
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"It was pure selfish reasons that I wanted Rubenesque in the drop down menu. My friend described me as that and I liked it more than ample and felt it was more descriptive.
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I think it an adorable description
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By *allieJWoman
over a year ago
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"I don't see the point.
Describe yourself however you like,in the most colourful way possible if it makes you feel better.
I read rubenesque
I see fat.
I'm not saying you can't be overweight and sexy.
I'm just saying we see what we see.
If you think you'd look great in a rubens painting thats great. Doesn't mean I'm going to fancy you any more than i do or don't already. "
All descriptions give folk a more informed choice of what they may be looking for. It also may, just may,just stop many men on here relinquishing their testicular fortitude. |
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"I don't see the point.
Describe yourself however you like,in the most colourful way possible if it makes you feel better.
I read rubenesque
I see fat.
I'm not saying you can't be overweight and sexy.
I'm just saying we see what we see.
If you think you'd look great in a rubens painting thats great. Doesn't mean I'm going to fancy you any more than i do or don't already.
All descriptions give folk a more informed choice of what they may be looking for. It also may, just may,just stop many men on here relinquishing their testicular fortitude."
I don’t need testicular fortitude to decide whether the woman I'm looking at has described herself aptly. Thats for me to decide.
I could describe myself as incredibly fit on my profile.
You might see skinny. How I describe myself is irrelevant.
We see what we see.
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"So had a friend stay over on the weekend, and we decided we are both Rubenesque on body shape scale. We would like this to be on the drop down menu for body size/shape.
Can you all lend your support so I can ask the FAB owners for this selection based on high demand?!?!?!
Thank you please "
How is Rubenesque vastly different to curvy or large?
I'm skinny if you look at my waist, large if you look at my legs, athletic if you look at my forearms and back and wasting away to nothing if you look at my chest and shoulders.
Can I have a new description too: fucking awkward |
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"So had a friend stay over on the weekend, and we decided we are both Rubenesque on body shape scale. We would like this to be on the drop down menu for body size/shape.
Can you all lend your support so I can ask the FAB owners for this selection based on high demand?!?!?!
Thank you please
How is Rubenesque vastly different to curvy or large?
I'm skinny if you look at my waist, large if you look at my legs, athletic if you look at my forearms and back and wasting away to nothing if you look at my chest and shoulders.
Can I have a new description too: fucking awkward "
Curvy is not definitive. You can be slim and curvy , you can be big and curvy. Rubenesque just seems to be a tight description. My friend and I are both tall and proportionately big. Rubenesque is a description that seemed to be the perfect fit.
Of you want to be 'f'king awkward, you be that |
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Sounds like autotrader speak. "One for the enthusiast!) ie. it breaks down all the time. Just say its old and british.
Rubenseque = Curvy... if I'm being polite. |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
Can we please add 'a bit podgy so don't look at my stomach if I'm on top' to the descriptors as well please so I don't have to agonise between ample, fabulous and curvy any more? Or just allow us to use our own words since you can't filter them in search parameters anyway?
Chubby funster has a nice ring to it as well. |
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"Can we please add 'a bit podgy so don't look at my stomach if I'm on top' to the descriptors as well please so I don't have to agonise between ample, fabulous and curvy any more? Or just allow us to use our own words since you can't filter them in search parameters anyway?
Chubby funster has a nice ring to it as well."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just had a nice  message asking me why I have curvy on my profile. I also have my dress size so there can be no misunderstandings. Reubenesque would be a good description however the interpretation of any word that describes us is so subjective.
I am fat. I know that. I dont need to be told. I would rather not have any body shape descriptors but put down dress size instead or better still just a photo.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't see the point.
Describe yourself however you like,in the most colourful way possible if it makes you feel better.
I read rubenesque
I see fat.
I'm not saying you can't be overweight and sexy.
I'm just saying we see what we see.
If you think you'd look great in a rubens painting thats great. Doesn't mean I'm going to fancy you any more than i do or don't already. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't see the point.
Describe yourself however you like,in the most colourful way possible if it makes you feel better.
I read rubenesque
I see fat.
I'm not saying you can't be overweight and sexy.
I'm just saying we see what we see.
If you think you'd look great in a rubens painting thats great. Doesn't mean I'm going to fancy you any more than i do or don't already. "
But that's fine - you'd probably see curvy and read fat. Or whatever other word chosen. Why is the assumption that the impetus behind people wanting more body type descriptions that they are trying to somehow fool other people into fancying them? I'd like more descriptors because I don't feel like any of the current crop suit me. It's not because I'm in denial about my weight or trying to make every bloke shag fat women. |
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"I don't see the point.
Describe yourself however you like,in the most colourful way possible if it makes you feel better.
I read rubenesque
I see fat.
I'm not saying you can't be overweight and sexy.
I'm just saying we see what we see.
If you think you'd look great in a rubens painting thats great. Doesn't mean I'm going to fancy you any more than i do or don't already. "
but rubenesuqe means fat that's just the point, curvy is subjective as gone over a million times on the forum, I have no problem with the word fat, its descriptive, but when I did my profile I wanted something that stood out a bit more than fat, I think it's a lovely word |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't see the point.
Describe yourself however you like,in the most colourful way possible if it makes you feel better.
I read rubenesque
I see fat.
I'm not saying you can't be overweight and sexy.
I'm just saying we see what we see.
If you think you'd look great in a rubens painting thats great. Doesn't mean I'm going to fancy you any more than i do or don't already.
But that's fine - you'd probably see curvy and read fat. Or whatever other word chosen. Why is the assumption that the impetus behind people wanting more body type descriptions that they are trying to somehow fool other people into fancying them? I'd like more descriptors because I don't feel like any of the current crop suit me. It's not because I'm in denial about my weight or trying to make every bloke shag fat women."
LOl I couldn't give a shit love. Describe yourself however you want.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't see the point.
Describe yourself however you like,in the most colourful way possible if it makes you feel better.
I read rubenesque
I see fat.
I'm not saying you can't be overweight and sexy.
I'm just saying we see what we see.
If you think you'd look great in a rubens painting thats great. Doesn't mean I'm going to fancy you any more than i do or don't already.
But that's fine - you'd probably see curvy and read fat. Or whatever other word chosen. Why is the assumption that the impetus behind people wanting more body type descriptions that they are trying to somehow fool other people into fancying them? I'd like more descriptors because I don't feel like any of the current crop suit me. It's not because I'm in denial about my weight or trying to make every bloke shag fat women.
LOl I couldn't give a shit love. Describe yourself however you want.
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I would, if I liked any of the options available. That's kinda my point. |
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"I don't see the point.
Describe yourself however you like,in the most colourful way possible if it makes you feel better.
I read rubenesque
I see fat.
I'm not saying you can't be overweight and sexy.
I'm just saying we see what we see.
If you think you'd look great in a rubens painting thats great. Doesn't mean I'm going to fancy you any more than i do or don't already.
But that's fine - you'd probably see curvy and read fat. Or whatever other word chosen. Why is the assumption that the impetus behind people wanting more body type descriptions that they are trying to somehow fool other people into fancying them? I'd like more descriptors because I don't feel like any of the current crop suit me. It's not because I'm in denial about my weight or trying to make every bloke shag fat women.
LOl I couldn't give a shit love. Describe yourself however you want.
I would, if I liked any of the options available. That's kinda my point."
Oh yeah so it is. I must have missed that. 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've always thought the word voluptuous was a good adjective to describe a more curvaceous sexy woman"
Voluptuous is fine. I just think we get too hung up on body shapes. If you fancy someone, their body shape becomes less relevant.
Thing is, I may be fat but I can change that more easily than someone can change their sniping personality. |
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"I've always thought the word voluptuous was a good adjective to describe a more curvaceous sexy woman
Voluptuous is fine. I just think we get too hung up on body shapes. If you fancy someone, their body shape becomes less relevant.
Thing is, I may be fat but I can change that more easily than someone can change their sniping personality. "
Very true. Although a sniping personality won't lead to diabetes or coronary heart disease. Or even both! |
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To be perfectly honest though. You can't have rubenseque because it's sexist. All the other descriptive terms could be applied to either sex. Where as Ruben wasn't known for painting fat men. |
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"To be perfectly honest though. You can't have rubenseque because it's sexist. All the other descriptive terms could be applied to either sex. Where as Ruben wasn't known for painting fat men."
Holbein-esque? |
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"To be perfectly honest though. You can't have rubenseque because it's sexist. All the other descriptive terms could be applied to either sex. Where as Ruben wasn't known for painting fat men.
Holbein-esque?"
LOL
I doubt if anyone would want to be likened to a misogynistic murdering tyrant
Who beheaded his wives. Not very swinger friendly
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well as usual a lot of pros and cons to the cause.
I shall just state my rubenesqueness in my profile waffle (all 3 words of it) and thank all but one of you for your input.
Thank you "
Your welcome |
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"To be perfectly honest though. You can't have rubenseque because it's sexist. All the other descriptive terms could be applied to either sex. Where as Ruben wasn't known for painting fat men.
Holbein-esque?
LOL
I doubt if anyone would want to be likened to a misogynistic murdering tyrant
Who beheaded his wives. Not very swinger friendly
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Except for the beheading bit he was the original swinger |
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"I haven't read the whole thread.
But does anyone actually look at that part of a profile? 
-Courtney"
I've had messages before telling me I'm too fat to be curvy, too thin to be large and don't understand what "fabulous" means so yes it seems they do |
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"I haven't read the whole thread.
But does anyone actually look at that part of a profile?
-Courtney
I've had messages before telling me I'm too fat to be curvy, too thin to be large and don't understand what "fabulous" means so yes it seems they do "
What assholes. |
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"I haven't read the whole thread.
But does anyone actually look at that part of a profile?
-Courtney"
Well I obviously went about it the wrong way But that was my point really.
I could call myself athletic on my profile.
Two people will look. One will see athletic. One will see
Skeletal.
What I put makes no difference to what people see.
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By (user no longer on site)
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Not really, i'm different. I'm not here to meet anyone.
Anyhow, it seems its the ladies with a body image issue.
Us blokes like our women how we like our kebabs depending on our mood
S M L XL
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"Not really, i'm different. I'm not here to meet anyone.
Anyhow, it seems its the ladies with a body image issue.
Us blokes like our women how we like our kebabs depending on our mood
S M L XL
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I don't understand the "not really" part? What what were you referring to? |
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"I haven't read the whole thread.
But does anyone actually look at that part of a profile?
-Courtney
I've had messages before telling me I'm too fat to be curvy, too thin to be large and don't understand what "fabulous" means so yes it seems they do
What assholes. "
The ones about fabulous are quite funny, like they're doing me a public service because I've made a big mistake and I'm damaging my chances
Never occurs to me to look at it on a man's profile, I just go off the pictures. |
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"Mind you, if you're going to hide your profile it doesn't matter what you put does it? "
Currently hidden for health reasons..I would tell you about it but I am blocked. |
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"Mind you, if you're going to hide your profile it doesn't matter what you put does it?
Currently hidden for health reasons..I would tell you about it but I am blocked. "
Not by me  |
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"Mind you, if you're going to hide your profile it doesn't matter what you put does it?
Currently hidden for health reasons..I would tell you about it but I am blocked.
Not by me "
Tried to reply privately but keep getting the 'user has blocked everyone of your sex' message. That is strange. |
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"Mind you, if you're going to hide your profile it doesn't matter what you put does it?
Currently hidden for health reasons..I would tell you about it but I am blocked.
Not by me
Tried to reply privately but keep getting the 'user has blocked everyone of your sex' message. That is strange."
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