ill so not meeting

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

However, my brain and body have decided they're super horny. Fml

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pain isn't mate, I'll have an erection in my coffin knowing my luck.

Get well soon matey.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pain isn't mate, I'll have an erection in my coffin knowing my luck.

Get well soon matey.

Cheers Nordy, and yeah, I'll probably be the same

"Surely the rigor mortis would have passed by now"

"Usually yes, but this guy is a horny bastard"

"Ah, hence he's being buried with a flashlight"

"No, that's cos he's a fugly git"