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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
I've just discovered an uninhabited island and I thought we'd all move there.
We're going to need some laws for Fab Island, so I thought that as your esteemed leader (well I discovered the Island so it's only right),I would ask the people what rules we should enact.
So suggestions please alongside any punishments for those that break them.
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"I don't think anyone should be allowed to wear shirts....unless in lingerie on women
Punishment: Must go completely naked for 24 hours.
-Courtney"
I think you should be my right hand woman. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't think anyone should be allowed to wear shirts....unless in lingerie on women
Punishment: Must go completely naked for 24 hours.
-Courtney
I think you should be my right hand woman. "
Well, hi there 
-Courtney |
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"I don't think anyone should be allowed to wear shirts....unless in lingerie on women
Punishment: Must go completely naked for 24 hours.
-Courtney"
If no shirts are allowed that means suncream must be applied daily, the rule is someone different has to apply your suncream each day, break the rule and you are on cooking duty for that evening.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I will be a punishment 
I have a feeling some will break the law on purpose if that's the case! "
I may just become a naughty outlaw who runs really really slowly |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"I don't think anyone should be allowed to wear shirts....unless in lingerie on women
Punishment: Must go completely naked for 24 hours.
-Courtney
If no shirts are allowed that means suncream must be applied daily, the rule is someone different has to apply your suncream each day, break the rule and you are on cooking duty for that evening. "
So everyone has to be available for sunscreen duty? Including the blokes? Cool. Sounds good to me. I am looking forward to overseeing that. |
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"I don't think anyone should be allowed to wear shirts....unless in lingerie on women
Punishment: Must go completely naked for 24 hours.
-Courtney
If no shirts are allowed that means suncream must be applied daily, the rule is someone different has to apply your suncream each day, break the rule and you are on cooking duty for that evening. "
Can we do someone every day?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No sky remotes or Lynx cans
And the punishment is?
Have the shoved up ones arris, sideways. 
We would have to appoint a chief shover upper. Are you applying for that position? "
Do I get safety gloves as standard? |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"No sky remotes or Lynx cans
And the punishment is?
I am slightly worried about the lack of deodorised men...
Roll on's? Or women control the cans? "
Good thinking. I got sidetracked with the image of blokes slathering each other in suntan lotion... |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"No sky remotes or Lynx cans
And the punishment is?
Have the shoved up ones arris, sideways.
We would have to appoint a chief shover upper. Are you applying for that position?
Do I get safety gloves as standard?"
And goggles. |
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"I don't think anyone should be allowed to wear shirts....unless in lingerie on women
Punishment: Must go completely naked for 24 hours.
-Courtney
If no shirts are allowed that means suncream must be applied daily, the rule is someone different has to apply your suncream each day, break the rule and you are on cooking duty for that evening.
Can we do someone every day? "
Yes that's the rules, you can't apply suncream to the same person twice, so pick someone new everyday, male or female. |
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No Lycra, but deodorants should be allowed.
Can I volunteer for inspecting the sun cream has been applied ALL over - I'll check the men and leave the women for someone else, after all I don't want to be greedy |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else |
"No sky remotes or Lynx cans
And the punishment is?
Have the shoved up ones arris, sideways.
We would have to appoint a chief shover upper. Are you applying for that position? "
That's the punishment for displays of intolerance, surely? |
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"I don't think anyone should be allowed to wear shirts....unless in lingerie on women
Punishment: Must go completely naked for 24 hours.
-Courtney
If no shirts are allowed that means suncream must be applied daily, the rule is someone different has to apply your suncream each day, break the rule and you are on cooking duty for that evening.
Can we do someone every day?
Yes that's the rules, you can't apply suncream to the same person twice, so pick someone new everyday, male or female. "
What happens when we run out of new people  |
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"I don't think anyone should be allowed to wear shirts....unless in lingerie on women
Punishment: Must go completely naked for 24 hours.
-Courtney
If no shirts are allowed that means suncream must be applied daily, the rule is someone different has to apply your suncream each day, break the rule and you are on cooking duty for that evening.
Can we do someone every day?
Yes that's the rules, you can't apply suncream to the same person twice, so pick someone new everyday, male or female.
What happens when we run out of new people "
Start back at the beginning.
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"I don't think anyone should be allowed to wear shirts....unless in lingerie on women
Punishment: Must go completely naked for 24 hours.
-Courtney
If no shirts are allowed that means suncream must be applied daily, the rule is someone different has to apply your suncream each day, break the rule and you are on cooking duty for that evening.
Can we do someone every day?
Yes that's the rules, you can't apply suncream to the same person twice, so pick someone new everyday, male or female.
What happens when we run out of new people
Start back at the beginning.
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I like this island |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"I don't think anyone should be allowed to wear shirts....unless in lingerie on women
Punishment: Must go completely naked for 24 hours.
-Courtney
If no shirts are allowed that means suncream must be applied daily, the rule is someone different has to apply your suncream each day, break the rule and you are on cooking duty for that evening.
Can we do someone every day?
Yes that's the rules, you can't apply suncream to the same person twice, so pick someone new everyday, male or female.
What happens when we run out of new people
Start back at the beginning.
I like this island "
Me too |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"No sky remotes or Lynx cans
And the punishment is?
Have the shoved up ones arris, sideways.
We would have to appoint a chief shover upper. Are you applying for that position?
That's the punishment for displays of intolerance, surely? "
Would you really want someone who may well not entirely agree with their fate inserting something up your arse or is that your point? |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else |
"No sky remotes or Lynx cans
And the punishment is?
Have the shoved up ones arris, sideways.
We would have to appoint a chief shover upper. Are you applying for that position?
That's the punishment for displays of intolerance, surely?
Would you really want someone who may well not entirely agree with their fate inserting something up your arse or is that your point? "
Yes that's the point...it's more efficient if delivering punishment is itself a punishment.
Am I over-thinking this already? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just discovered an uninhabited island and I thought we'd all move there.
We're going to need some laws for Fab Island, so I thought that as your esteemed leader (well I discovered the Island so it's only right),I would ask the people what rules we should enact.
So suggestions please alongside any punishments for those that break them.
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Ill move in, and i have a rule. No beer cans to be left lying around or clothes! Punishment is the men have to sit thru soppy films haha x |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"I've just discovered an uninhabited island and I thought we'd all move there.
We're going to need some laws for Fab Island, so I thought that as your esteemed leader (well I discovered the Island so it's only right),I would ask the people what rules we should enact.
So suggestions please alongside any punishments for those that break them.
Ill move in, and i have a rule. No beer cans to be left lying around or clothes! Punishment is the men have to sit thru soppy films haha x"
My Sisters Keeper and The Note Book for starters. I like it. |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"No sky remotes or Lynx cans
And the punishment is?
Have the shoved up ones arris, sideways.
We would have to appoint a chief shover upper. Are you applying for that position?
That's the punishment for displays of intolerance, surely?
Would you really want someone who may well not entirely agree with their fate inserting something up your arse or is that your point?
Yes that's the point...it's more efficient if delivering punishment is itself a punishment.
Am I over-thinking this already? "
Yeah. Stop thinking about shoving stuff up people's arses. |
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"NO APPLES ALLOWED
-Courtney  "
cruel... :P
id like to propose that socks and sandals worn together are banned ...
Punishment... have to remain fully clothed for the duration of the week.
Enforced by the ''Seduced Island fashion police''.
Also how about as a national flag a bra tied to a pole.... not only will this promote new members to the island, but it supports equality in clothing between the genders. #Nippleequality. |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"NO APPLES ALLOWED
-Courtney
cruel... :P
id like to propose that socks and sandals worn together are banned ...
Punishment... have to remain fully clothed for the duration of the week.
Enforced by the ''Seduced Island fashion police''.
Also how about as a national flag a bra tied to a pole.... not only will this promote new members to the island, but it supports equality in clothing between the genders. #Nippleequality. "
Agree 100% with the socks/ sandals. I need to add to my list of fashion no no's as I saw someone on holiday (I went to Mexico) with Crocs and socks on. Can you effing believe it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No sky remotes or Lynx cans
And the punishment is?
Have the shoved up ones arris, sideways.
We would have to appoint a chief shover upper. Are you applying for that position?
Do I get safety gloves as standard?
And goggles. "
I@m not going to ask. |
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"NO APPLES ALLOWED
-Courtney
cruel... :P
id like to propose that socks and sandals worn together are banned ...
Punishment... have to remain fully clothed for the duration of the week.
Enforced by the ''Seduced Island fashion police''.
Also how about as a national flag a bra tied to a pole.... not only will this promote new members to the island, but it supports equality in clothing between the genders. #Nippleequality.
Agree 100% with the socks/ sandals. I need to add to my list of fashion no no's as I saw someone on holiday (I went to Mexico) with Crocs and socks on. Can you effing believe it? "
Can that be blasphemy on our island... saying the C_ _ _ _ word? |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"NO APPLES ALLOWED
-Courtney
cruel... :P
id like to propose that socks and sandals worn together are banned ...
Punishment... have to remain fully clothed for the duration of the week.
Enforced by the ''Seduced Island fashion police''.
Also how about as a national flag a bra tied to a pole.... not only will this promote new members to the island, but it supports equality in clothing between the genders. #Nippleequality.
Agree 100% with the socks/ sandals. I need to add to my list of fashion no no's as I saw someone on holiday (I went to Mexico) with Crocs and socks on. Can you effing believe it?
Can that be blasphemy on our island... saying the C_ _ _ _ word? "
Absofuckinglutely! |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"No sky remotes or Lynx cans
And the punishment is?
Have the shoved up ones arris, sideways.
We would have to appoint a chief shover upper. Are you applying for that position?
Do I get safety gloves as standard?
And goggles.
I@m not going to ask. "
Are you sure? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just discovered an uninhabited island and I thought we'd all move there.
We're going to need some laws for Fab Island, so I thought that as your esteemed leader (well I discovered the Island so it's only right),I would ask the people what rules we should enact.
So suggestions please alongside any punishments for those that break them.
Ill move in, and i have a rule. No beer cans to be left lying around or clothes! Punishment is the men have to sit thru soppy films haha x
My Sisters Keeper and The Note Book for starters. I like it. "
Oooh notebook is awesome! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I like the sound of this. Some awesome rule and law suggestions. I'd like to live here. But every new island/state needs a leader. Can I be king or prime minister? Go on! I promise to rule fairly but firmly. I haven't got a clue about politics mind. Any takers to be my queen or first lady if elected? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just discovered an uninhabited island and I thought we'd all move there.
We're going to need some laws for Fab Island, so I thought that as your esteemed leader (well I discovered the Island so it's only right),I would ask the people what rules we should enact.
So suggestions please alongside any punishments for those that break them.
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Bollocks. Didn't read it properly you've already established yourself as leader. Can I be your first lady? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just discovered an uninhabited island and I thought we'd all move there.
We're going to need some laws for Fab Island, so I thought that as your esteemed leader (well I discovered the Island so it's only right),I would ask the people what rules we should enact.
So suggestions please alongside any punishments for those that break them.
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I think all women should say " yes of course you can " and the punishment if you say no is that you have to say yes  hugs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't think anyone should be allowed to wear shirts....unless in lingerie on women
Punishment: Must go completely naked for 24 hours.
-Courtney"
Well hold on there young lady, no shirts might be a great idea for some of the more buff Fabbers on here, but I'm quite sure some of us would scare the local wildlife if we went around topless all the time
Perhaps some sort of buffness test should be applied before implementing this law! |
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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago
so near and yet so far.... |
I like the sound of this island...
I propose some stimulation thou, how about massage workshops? I'm sure all the ladies would love to be given a yoni massage.
The punishment for not participating is being tied naked to a chair and have to watch and listen to others pleasure in having multiple orgasms thro yoni massages... |
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"I like the sound of this island...
I propose some stimulation thou, how about massage workshops? I'm sure all the ladies would love to be given a yoni massage.
The punishment for not participating is being tied naked to a chair and have to watch and listen to others pleasure in having multiple orgasms thro yoni
massages... "
Hand up, where do I sign and do we have to bring someone to practise on or will you supply? |
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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago
so near and yet so far.... |
"I like the sound of this island...
I propose some stimulation thou, how about massage workshops? I'm sure all the ladies would love to be given a yoni massage.
The punishment for not participating is being tied naked to a chair and have to watch and listen to others pleasure in having multiple orgasms thro yoni
massages...
Hand up, where do I sign and do we have to bring someone to practise on or will you supply?"
I will leave this to our esteemed leader... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All ice cream imported must be personally inspected by me, and by inspected I mean eaten.
*nicks Thx118's ice cream and disappears into the horizon before the seagulls mug me....... "
Fetch me my gun.... |
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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago
so near and yet so far.... |
"All ice cream imported must be personally inspected by me, and by inspected I mean eaten.
*nicks Thx118's ice cream and disappears into the horizon before the seagulls mug me....... "
Too late, sticks foot out and catches the ice cream before it falls... |
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"All ice cream imported must be personally inspected by me, and by inspected I mean eaten.
*nicks Thx118's ice cream and disappears into the horizon before the seagulls mug me.......
Fetch me my gun.... "
Hand it over here son, I'm a marksman and can shoot the spots off ladybirds at 100 yards  |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"I've just discovered an uninhabited island and I thought we'd all move there.
We're going to need some laws for Fab Island, so I thought that as your esteemed leader (well I discovered the Island so it's only right),I would ask the people what rules we should enact.
So suggestions please alongside any punishments for those that break them.
Bollocks. Didn't read it properly you've already established yourself as leader. Can I be your first lady? "
The position has already been taken and ain't you a bloke? |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"All ice cream imported must be personally inspected by me, and by inspected I mean eaten."
Absolutely as long as you adhere to a strict gym regime alongside. Can't have you 'ruining' that physique. |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"I don't think anyone should be allowed to wear shirts....unless in lingerie on women
Punishment: Must go completely naked for 24 hours.
-Courtney
Well hold on there young lady, no shirts might be a great idea for some of the more buff Fabbers on here, but I'm quite sure some of us would scare the local wildlife if we went around topless all the time
Perhaps some sort of buffness test should be applied before implementing this law! "
Oh shhh and get your top off! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No guns
Punishment; you have to eat it with your most hated food on the side.
But whips and chains are permitted? "
Of course, we can't ruin peoples lives. |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"No guns
Punishment; you have to eat it with your most hated food on the side.
But whips and chains are permitted?
Of course, we can't ruin peoples lives. "
You're growing on me. I am sure there is a place for you in my regime |
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"I've just discovered an uninhabited island and I thought we'd all move there.
We're going to need some laws for Fab Island, so I thought that as your esteemed leader (well I discovered the Island so it's only right),I would ask the people what rules we should enact.
So suggestions please alongside any punishments for those that break them.
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I think the first thing we need is a revolution |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No guns
Punishment; you have to eat it with your most hated food on the side.
But whips and chains are permitted?
Of course, we can't ruin peoples lives.
You're growing on me. I am sure there is a place for you in my regime "
Regime? |
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"No guns
Punishment; you have to eat it with your most hated food on the side.
But whips and chains are permitted?
Of course, we can't ruin peoples lives.
You're growing on me. I am sure there is a place for you in my regime
Regime? "
As I said, the first thing we need is a revolution |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"No guns
Punishment; you have to eat it with your most hated food on the side.
But whips and chains are permitted?
Of course, we can't ruin peoples lives.
You're growing on me. I am sure there is a place for you in my regime
Regime?
As I said, the first thing we need is a revolution"
Did I type that out loud?
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"No guns
Punishment; you have to eat it with your most hated food on the side.
But whips and chains are permitted?
Of course, we can't ruin peoples lives.
You're growing on me. I am sure there is a place for you in my regime
Regime? "
When I say regime I mean it in the loosest sense. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No guns
Punishment; you have to eat it with your most hated food on the side.
But whips and chains are permitted?
Of course, we can't ruin peoples lives.
You're growing on me. I am sure there is a place for you in my regime
Regime?
When I say regime I mean it in the loosest sense. "
PM me you complete manifesto please. |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Sounds good.
Can I have my own house. The house of Lord. And I vote on passing all the laws.
Can I suggest a hygiene law? I've seen those bear grylls islands, it's not pretty. "
No no no. That's not how it works at all. Laws are decided on collectively. You dictator you.
As for the Bear Grylls type scenario, I am not eating beetles or worms. Eww |
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"Can this be a Fem Domme run island?
Looks like the men are trying to take over already "
Eh-hem!
This will be a true democracy - one pervert, one vote. Day-to-day decisions to be taken by a yearly-elected committee, drawn at random.
Major decisions to be taken once a month by direct vote.
Problem is that there are a lot more men on here than women.
I propose (first off) that anyone with a cock pic avatar is banned from voting.
How about that?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not sure I'm looking forward to this island.
It will be ran by all the ladies and I think that guys like me will be made to Polish their shoes all day and then make them new ones so that they can have a wardrobe full of shoes that they never wear but bought because they were fabulous |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Not sure I'm looking forward to this island.
It will be ran by all the ladies and I think that guys like me will be made to Polish their shoes all day and then make them new ones so that they can have a wardrobe full of shoes that they never wear but bought because they were fabulous"
We will have wardrobes? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not sure I'm looking forward to this island.
It will be ran by all the ladies and I think that guys like me will be made to Polish their shoes all day and then make them new ones so that they can have a wardrobe full of shoes that they never wear but bought because they were fabulous
We will have wardrobes? "
where else are you going to store the shoes that your not going to wear? |
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By *unkysoulWoman
over a year ago
Mitcham, Surrey |
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Major decisions to be taken once a month by direct vote.
Problem is that there are a lot more men on here than women.
I propose (first off) that anyone with a cock pic avatar is banned from voting.
How about that?
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I second that and propose a life time ban if said avatar also includes a sky remote or can of Lynx |
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"Can this be a Fem Domme run island?
Looks like the men are trying to take over already
Eh-hem!
This will be a true democracy - one pervert, one vote. Day-to-day decisions to be taken by a yearly-elected committee, drawn at random.
Major decisions to be taken once a month by direct vote.
Problem is that there are a lot more men on here than women.
I propose (first off) that anyone with a cock pic avatar is banned from voting.
How about that?
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Agreed
But I still want my shoes polished |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can this be a Fem Domme run island?
Looks like the men are trying to take over already
Eh-hem!
This will be a true democracy - one pervert, one vote. Day-to-day decisions to be taken by a yearly-elected committee, drawn at random.
Major decisions to be taken once a month by direct vote.
Problem is that there are a lot more men on here than women.
I propose (first off) that anyone with a cock pic avatar is banned from voting.
How about that?
Agreed
But I still want my shoes polished"
Sigh* I'll get the polishing kit out  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just discovered an uninhabited island and I thought we'd all move there.
We're going to need some laws for Fab Island, so I thought that as your esteemed leader (well I discovered the Island so it's only right),I would ask the people what rules we should enact.
So suggestions please alongside any punishments for those that break them.
Bollocks. Didn't read it properly you've already established yourself as leader. Can I be your first lady?
The position has already been taken and ain't you a bloke? "
Well observed.  |
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"Not sure I'm looking forward to this island.
It will be ran by all the ladies and I think that guys like me will be made to Polish their shoes all day and then make them new ones so that they can have a wardrobe full of shoes that they never wear but bought because they were fabulous
We will have wardrobes? "
I don't need a wardrobe. Ferns will do me. |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Not sure I'm looking forward to this island.
It will be ran by all the ladies and I think that guys like me will be made to Polish their shoes all day and then make them new ones so that they can have a wardrobe full of shoes that they never wear but bought because they were fabulous
We will have wardrobes?
I don't need a wardrobe. Ferns will do me. "
How can you hang your shorts on a fern? |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"I've just discovered an uninhabited island and I thought we'd all move there.
We're going to need some laws for Fab Island, so I thought that as your esteemed leader (well I discovered the Island so it's only right),I would ask the people what rules we should enact.
So suggestions please alongside any punishments for those that break them.
Bollocks. Didn't read it properly you've already established yourself as leader. Can I be your first lady?
The position has already been taken and ain't you a bloke?
Well observed. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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From the sounds of things I'm going to be busy the next few weeks building a wardrobe,a Fern,polishing and making shoes that no one will wear.
Why of why do I always end up pulling the short straw  |
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"Not sure I'm looking forward to this island.
It will be ran by all the ladies and I think that guys like me will be made to Polish their shoes all day and then make them new ones so that they can have a wardrobe full of shoes that they never wear but bought because they were fabulous
We will have wardrobes?
I don't need a wardrobe. Ferns will do me.
How can you hang your shorts on a fern? "
Want planning on shorts. More Tarzan style |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Not sure I'm looking forward to this island.
It will be ran by all the ladies and I think that guys like me will be made to Polish their shoes all day and then make them new ones so that they can have a wardrobe full of shoes that they never wear but bought because they were fabulous
We will have wardrobes?
I don't need a wardrobe. Ferns will do me.
How can you hang your shorts on a fern?
Want planning on shorts. More Tarzan style "
Loin cloth? You should send me a pic. |
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