Bloody typical

By *alandNita OP Couple over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Got a day off work and was planning on spending a naughty morning in bed.

The youngest is at work and the eldest usually gets up, eats and disappears....

Not this morning, he's decided he wants company

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh no!

Quickly make up something you need him to go to the shops for!

A really far away shop!

By *alandNita OP Couple over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Oh no!

Quickly make up something you need him to go to the shops for!

A really far away shop!

Lol

Cal has been trying to tactfully get him out the house for the last 2 hours

By *ucky1Man over a year ago

a straightjacket

Just start shagging and he'll be that horrified by the noise that he'll go out anyway

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Offer money to disappear

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh the joys. I feel a lot of sympathy for you