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My attempt at 'hunting for cougars' (without calling them cougars)
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By *nFairness OP Man
over a year ago
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So after seeing the thread about cougars, i decided i'd lay a cougar trap.... what do you think?
(this thread was made in jest... don't you all jump on me at once  )
Well hello you, fancy seeing you here.
I must say i'm a little shocked to find someone of your eloquence and experience snooping around my posts, but i must say the thought of it is undoubtedly intriguing.
People talk about age as if its a curse, but no not me.... women are like fine wines...they only get better with the passage of time, wouldn't you agree?
So where do we go from here? Well being a younger gent, you may think that the commonalities between us are virtually non existent, but my dear, you would be mistaken. For you see, i can recognize the values of experience and as such would seek to explore the depths of your wisdom (*coughs* no pun intended.)and return with wild eyes, disheveled hair and a mischievous grin that would make heath ledger proud.
THIS! is my promise to you! (lmao )
So rest your weary arm on mine, and let us journey forth into sinning, grinning and rampant sex in awkward places.
thank you.
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By *nFairness OP Man
over a year ago
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"A lot of blokes send overly wordy messages. All I can think of is they'll be fucking boring, they'll never let me talk or they're patronising. "
lol note to self... become mundane and uneducated... got it. |
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over a year ago
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"A lot of blokes send overly wordy messages. All I can think of is they'll be fucking boring, they'll never let me talk or they're patronising.
lol note to self... become mundane and uneducated... got it."
That's not really the only option is it? |
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"A lot of blokes send overly wordy messages. All I can think of is they'll be fucking boring, they'll never let me talk or they're patronising.
lol note to self... become mundane and uneducated... got it."
Yeh that's exactly what I meant  there's definitely no middle ground |
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By *nFairness OP Man
over a year ago
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"A lot of blokes send overly wordy messages. All I can think of is they'll be fucking boring, they'll never let me talk or they're patronising.
lol note to self... become mundane and uneducated... got it.
Yeh that's exactly what I meant there's definitely no middle ground "
haha you say there is no middle ground yet there is no possibility that an educated, well spoken person, will let you talk or won't patronize you?
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"A lot of blokes send overly wordy messages. All I can think of is they'll be fucking boring, they'll never let me talk or they're patronising.
lol note to self... become mundane and uneducated... got it.
Yeh that's exactly what I meant there's definitely no middle ground
haha you say there is no middle ground yet there is no possibility that an educated, well spoken person, will let you talk or won't patronize you?
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I don't understand your point. I think you'd have better success if you toned it down a bit. |
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"A lot of blokes send overly wordy messages. All I can think of is they'll be fucking boring, they'll never let me talk or they're patronising.
lol note to self... become mundane and uneducated... got it."
My ten year old son also does this; taking the words people say to the extreme limit, pushing them out of context and making him sound petty and ridiculous. Well done. |
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By *nFairness OP Man
over a year ago
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"A lot of blokes send overly wordy messages. All I can think of is they'll be fucking boring, they'll never let me talk or they're patronising.
lol note to self... become mundane and uneducated... got it.
Yeh that's exactly what I meant there's definitely no middle ground
haha you say there is no middle ground yet there is no possibility that an educated, well spoken person, will let you talk or won't patronize you?
I don't understand your point. I think you'd have better success if you toned it down a bit. "
it wasn't an attempt to get success it was an attempt at humour lol |
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By *nFairness OP Man
over a year ago
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"A lot of blokes send overly wordy messages. All I can think of is they'll be fucking boring, they'll never let me talk or they're patronising.
lol note to self... become mundane and uneducated... got it.
My ten year old son also does this; taking the words people say to the extreme limit, pushing them out of context and making him sound petty and ridiculous. Well done. "
hehe *bows* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So after seeing the thread about cougars, i decided i'd lay a cougar trap.... what do you think?
(this thread was made in jest... don't you all jump on me at once )
Well hello you, fancy seeing you here.
I must say i'm a little shocked to find someone of your eloquence and experience snooping around my posts, but i must say the thought of it is undoubtedly intriguing.
People talk about age as if its a curse, but no not me.... women are like fine wines...they only get better with the passage of time, wouldn't you agree?
So where do we go from here? Well being a younger gent, you may think that the commonalities between us are virtually non existent, but my dear, you would be mistaken. For you see, i can recognize the values of experience and as such would seek to explore the depths of your wisdom (*coughs* no pun intended.)and return with wild eyes, disheveled hair and a mischievous grin that would make heath ledger proud.
THIS! is my promise to you! (lmao )
So rest your weary arm on mine, and let us journey forth into sinning, grinning and rampant sex in awkward places.
thank you.
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I had some long messages like this recently and a bit too informative too. They weren't patronising though, once I asked him to shorten them, conversation was fine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A lot of blokes send overly wordy messages. All I can think of is they'll be fucking boring, they'll never let me talk or they're patronising.
lol note to self... become mundane and uneducated... got it.
Yeh that's exactly what I meant there's definitely no middle ground
haha you say there is no middle ground yet there is no possibility that an educated, well spoken person, will let you talk or won't patronize you?
I don't understand your point. I think you'd have better success if you toned it down a bit.
it wasn't an attempt to get success it was an attempt at humour lol"
Toning it down would still apply for success in humour too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OP - I think I actually love you. Your post made me actually LOL.
It wasn't supposed to? Oh... 
It was supposed to, hence the 'its all in jest' comment :D"
There are some parted hair styles on here today  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rest your weary arm!!
We ain't bloody decrepit! 
Never said you were. hehe this is a great social experiment... twist the words and make the most convoluted statements possible."
I had a mental image of you walking down the street with an old dear on your arm. Helping her cross the road |
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By *nFairness OP Man
over a year ago
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"Rest your weary arm!!
We ain't bloody decrepit!
Never said you were. hehe this is a great social experiment... twist the words and make the most convoluted statements possible.
I had a mental image of you walking down the street with an old dear on your arm. Helping her cross the road "
hehe THERE WE GO! haha that was the angle i was going for. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rest your weary arm!!
We ain't bloody decrepit!
Never said you were. hehe this is a great social experiment... twist the words and make the most convoluted statements possible.
I had a mental image of you walking down the street with an old dear on your arm. Helping her cross the road
hehe THERE WE GO! haha that was the angle i was going for. "
You like them REALLY old then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A lot of blokes send overly wordy messages. All I can think of is they'll be fucking boring, they'll never let me talk or they're patronising.
lol note to self... become mundane and uneducated... got it.
Yeh that's exactly what I meant there's definitely no middle ground
haha you say there is no middle ground yet there is no possibility that an educated, well spoken person, will let you talk or won't patronize you?
I don't understand your point. I think you'd have better success if you toned it down a bit.
it wasn't an attempt to get success it was an attempt at humour lol"
Looks like it failed. Well done for trying but it was lame. |
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By *nFairness OP Man
over a year ago
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"Rest your weary arm!!
We ain't bloody decrepit!
Never said you were. hehe this is a great social experiment... twist the words and make the most convoluted statements possible.
I had a mental image of you walking down the street with an old dear on your arm. Helping her cross the road
hehe THERE WE GO! haha that was the angle i was going for.
You like them REALLY old then "
haha well not in actuality but for the sake of this post.... cenile and willing :P |
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By *nFairness OP Man
over a year ago
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"A lot of blokes send overly wordy messages. All I can think of is they'll be fucking boring, they'll never let me talk or they're patronising.
lol note to self... become mundane and uneducated... got it.
Yeh that's exactly what I meant there's definitely no middle ground
haha you say there is no middle ground yet there is no possibility that an educated, well spoken person, will let you talk or won't patronize you?
I don't understand your point. I think you'd have better success if you toned it down a bit.
it wasn't an attempt to get success it was an attempt at humour lol
Looks like it failed. Well done for trying but it was lame."
hehe i hope for the sake of your ego that made you feel better. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"[Removed by poster at 30/10/15 15:19:52]
Hey you pretty thing havent spoken to you in a while :D hope all is well.
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Hello there! Was going to post something then thought better of it
Funny post! Hope your Halloween in set to be a fun one!
-Courtney |
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By *nFairness OP Man
over a year ago
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"[Removed by poster at 30/10/15 15:19:52]
Hey you pretty thing havent spoken to you in a while :D hope all is well.
Hello there! Was going to post something then thought better of it
Funny post! Hope your Halloween in set to be a fun one!
-Courtney"
Work, Work, Coughing my guts up and more work. lol how about you? |
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"[Removed by poster at 30/10/15 15:19:52]
Hey you pretty thing havent spoken to you in a while :D hope all is well.
Hello there! Was going to post something then thought better of it
Funny post! Hope your Halloween in set to be a fun one!
-Courtney
Work, Work, Coughing my guts up and more work. lol how about you?"
Not work!! 
We are going to Xtasia possibly tonight, definitely tomorrow.
I hope you stop coughing soon!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So after seeing the thread about cougars, i decided i'd lay a cougar trap.... what do you think?
(this thread was made in jest... don't you all jump on me at once )
Well hello you, fancy seeing you here.
I must say i'm a little shocked to find someone of your eloquence and experience snooping around my posts, but i must say the thought of it is undoubtedly intriguing.
People talk about age as if its a curse, but no not me.... women are like fine wines...they only get better with the passage of time, wouldn't you agree?
So where do we go from here? Well being a younger gent, you may think that the commonalities between us are virtually non existent, but my dear, you would be mistaken. For you see, i can recognize the values of experience and as such would seek to explore the depths of your wisdom (*coughs* no pun intended.)and return with wild eyes, disheveled hair and a mischievous grin that would make heath ledger proud.
THIS! is my promise to you! (lmao )
So rest your weary arm on mine, and let us journey forth into sinning, grinning and rampant sex in awkward places.
thank you.
"
Soz
I'm a 23 year old guy
Nice try though |
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By *nFairness OP Man
over a year ago
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"[Removed by poster at 30/10/15 15:19:52]
Hey you pretty thing havent spoken to you in a while :D hope all is well.
Hello there! Was going to post something then thought better of it
Funny post! Hope your Halloween in set to be a fun one!
-Courtney
Work, Work, Coughing my guts up and more work. lol how about you?
Not work!!
We are going to Xtasia possibly tonight, definitely tomorrow.
I hope you stop coughing soon!!"
oooo Xtasia! have fun :D that reminds me i need to check if i can get that night off work for the social on the 7th. |
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By *nFairness OP Man
over a year ago
The Four Corners |
"So after seeing the thread about cougars, i decided i'd lay a cougar trap.... what do you think?
(this thread was made in jest... don't you all jump on me at once )
Well hello you, fancy seeing you here.
I must say i'm a little shocked to find someone of your eloquence and experience snooping around my posts, but i must say the thought of it is undoubtedly intriguing.
People talk about age as if its a curse, but no not me.... women are like fine wines...they only get better with the passage of time, wouldn't you agree?
So where do we go from here? Well being a younger gent, you may think that the commonalities between us are virtually non existent, but my dear, you would be mistaken. For you see, i can recognize the values of experience and as such would seek to explore the depths of your wisdom (*coughs* no pun intended.)and return with wild eyes, disheveled hair and a mischievous grin that would make heath ledger proud.
THIS! is my promise to you! (lmao )
So rest your weary arm on mine, and let us journey forth into sinning, grinning and rampant sex in awkward places.
thank you.
Soz
I'm a 23 year old guy
Nice try though "
haaha damn! so close :P |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And again, the difference when us men asking for older women and women for younger men, the responses would no doubt be all good and jolly if a woman asked after a younger man lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And again, the difference when us men asking for older women and women for younger men, the responses would no doubt be all good and jolly if a woman asked after a younger man lol."
Yeh but I bet the woman would just get to the point and not flounce around the subject. |
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By *nFairness OP Man
over a year ago
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"And again, the difference when us men asking for older women and women for younger men, the responses would no doubt be all good and jolly if a woman asked after a younger man lol."
haha life is just one big double standard/paradox if you are a single younger male. |
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By *nFairness OP Man
over a year ago
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"And again, the difference when us men asking for older women and women for younger men, the responses would no doubt be all good and jolly if a woman asked after a younger man lol.
Yeh but I bet the woman would just get to the point and not flounce around the subject. "
Okay let me make this clear... I AM NOT LOOKING TO DATE OLDER WOMEN! lol THIS POST IS NOT FOR PICKING UP COUGARS.
it is simply a joke. if you dont like it you know where the metaphorical door is. the whole point was it was to be over exaggerated and pulled completely out of context.
im not even in a relationship and women are hard. hahaahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A lot of blokes send overly wordy messages. All I can think of is they'll be fucking boring, they'll never let me talk or they're patronising.
lol note to self... become mundane and uneducated... got it.
Yeh that's exactly what I meant there's definitely no middle ground
haha you say there is no middle ground yet there is no possibility that an educated, well spoken person, will let you talk or won't patronize you?
I don't understand your point. I think you'd have better success if you toned it down a bit.
it wasn't an attempt to get success it was an attempt at humour lol
Looks like it failed. Well done for trying but it was lame.
hehe i hope for the sake of your ego that made you feel better."
Oh dear. Feeling sensitive? |
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By *nFairness OP Man
over a year ago
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"A lot of blokes send overly wordy messages. All I can think of is they'll be fucking boring, they'll never let me talk or they're patronising.
lol note to self... become mundane and uneducated... got it.
Yeh that's exactly what I meant there's definitely no middle ground
haha you say there is no middle ground yet there is no possibility that an educated, well spoken person, will let you talk or won't patronize you?
I don't understand your point. I think you'd have better success if you toned it down a bit.
it wasn't an attempt to get success it was an attempt at humour lol
Looks like it failed. Well done for trying but it was lame.
hehe i hope for the sake of your ego that made you feel better.
Oh dear. Feeling sensitive?"
hehe no im laughing at your need to post said messages :P asserting oneself needlessly is a strategic fail in the game of life. |
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By *nFairness OP Man
over a year ago
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"I thought it was funny. For some reason it reminded me of Pepé Le Pew schmoozing the lady cat "
hahahaha ''au mademoiselle your luscious curls are uhhhh zimply deevine' LOL (please not lurking grammar nazi's it was phonetic.) |
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By *nFairness OP Man
over a year ago
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"good thread
people on here on here can be such pricks.!
You've given them the thumbs up but what if they meant you afterall they never specified who the said pricks were"
i can be a prick when i want to be... but i own it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"good thread
people on here on here can be such pricks.!
You've given them the thumbs up but what if they meant you afterall they never specified who the said pricks were
i can be a prick when i want to be... but i own it. "
In a polite and respecful way, of course. |
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By *layne75Couple
over a year ago
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"So after seeing the thread about cougars, i decided i'd lay a cougar trap.... what do you think?
(this thread was made in jest... don't you all jump on me at once )
Well hello you, fancy seeing you here.
I must say i'm a little shocked to find someone of your eloquence and experience snooping around my posts, but i must say the thought of it is undoubtedly intriguing.
People talk about age as if its a curse, but no not me.... women are like fine wines...they only get better with the passage of time, wouldn't you agree?
So where do we go from here? Well being a younger gent, you may think that the commonalities between us are virtually non existent, but my dear, you would be mistaken. For you see, i can recognize the values of experience and as such would seek to explore the depths of your wisdom (*coughs* no pun intended.)and return with wild eyes, disheveled hair and a mischievous grin that would make heath ledger proud.
THIS! is my promise to you! (lmao )
So rest your weary arm on mine, and let us journey forth into sinning, grinning and rampant sex in awkward places.
thank you.
"
First - I'm sure this has been addressed in other threads but I'm new and haven't seen it. At exactly what age does one become a cougar?
I'm afraid I am one now, at 40.
I thought it was cute. If I were looking for a single male, I'd probably answer |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And again, the difference when us men asking for older women and women for younger men, the responses would no doubt be all good and jolly if a woman asked after a younger man lol.
Yeh but I bet the woman would just get to the point and not flounce around the subject. "
Yes and I think you are right there as well. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And again, the difference when us men asking for older women and women for younger men, the responses would no doubt be all good and jolly if a woman asked after a younger man lol.
haha life is just one big double standard/paradox if you are a single younger male."
lol and yes, it is abit of double standards as well |
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By *nFairness OP Man
over a year ago
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"So after seeing the thread about cougars, i decided i'd lay a cougar trap.... what do you think?
(this thread was made in jest... don't you all jump on me at once )
Well hello you, fancy seeing you here.
I must say i'm a little shocked to find someone of your eloquence and experience snooping around my posts, but i must say the thought of it is undoubtedly intriguing.
People talk about age as if its a curse, but no not me.... women are like fine wines...they only get better with the passage of time, wouldn't you agree?
So where do we go from here? Well being a younger gent, you may think that the commonalities between us are virtually non existent, but my dear, you would be mistaken. For you see, i can recognize the values of experience and as such would seek to explore the depths of your wisdom (*coughs* no pun intended.)and return with wild eyes, disheveled hair and a mischievous grin that would make heath ledger proud.
THIS! is my promise to you! (lmao )
So rest your weary arm on mine, and let us journey forth into sinning, grinning and rampant sex in awkward places.
thank you.
First - I'm sure this has been addressed in other threads but I'm new and haven't seen it. At exactly what age does one become a cougar?
I'm afraid I am one now, at 40.
I thought it was cute. If I were looking for a single male, I'd probably answer"
well let it be said that if the boundary IS 40.... and you indeed are a cougar.... you are a credit to them x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So basically you can't win with one liner or a paragraph.  "
Surely it depends on how interesting the content is. I read books when they're fascinating, and I'll ignore 140 character tweets when they're dull. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Milf
Gilf
Cougar
Older
Mature
All labels that get moaned about 
I for one dgaf
I've got a new one
LOLF
(my Little Old Lady Friend™)"
Old midget according to my friend topsy |
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By *huramMan
over a year ago
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"So basically you can't win with one liner or a paragraph.
I think we should ask the females for a word count to adhere too... that way they can't complain hehe."
Oh they would still complain.
That's a guarantee. |
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First - I'm sure this has been addressed in other threads but I'm new and haven't seen it. At exactly what age does one become a cougar?
I'm afraid I am one now, at 40.
I thought it was cute. If I were looking for a single male, I'd probably answer"
Age has nothing to do with being a 'cougar' I'm almost 55 and I can assure you I do not seek out young men but there are plenty that seek me. Luckily for them, how long they have been on the planet is nothing to do with how attractive I find a man and how likely I am to play with him. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seeing a few people getting rather butthurt over a post which was making a joke.
I've brought along some sore arse cream for the butthurts "
The Butthurt is strong in the threads today. Better make it double. |
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