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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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...and other corporate jargon questions have been utte_ed by me many times today during my working day (I've been training poor bo_ed people in 'motivation').
So go on.... What's your Unique Selling Point?
Mine seems to be blow job lips...well if it works. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...and other corporate jargon questions have been utte_ed by me many times today during my working day (I've been training poor bo_ed people in 'motivation').
So go on.... What's your Unique Selling Point?
Mine seems to be blow job lips...well if it works. "
Ill have to take your word for that..unless  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"...and other corporate jargon questions have been utte_ed by me many times today during my working day (I've been training poor bo_ed people in 'motivation').
So go on.... What's your Unique Selling Point?
Mine seems to be blow job lips...well if it works. "
Was going to say my lips, but it seems you've got that cove_ed. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...and other corporate jargon questions have been utte_ed by me many times today during my working day (I've been training poor bo_ed people in 'motivation').
So go on.... What's your Unique Selling Point?
Mine seems to be blow job lips...well if it works.
Was going to say my lips, but it seems you've got that cove_ed."
Love a good pair of lips. Very useful! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I always go that extra mile.
Other than that I'm not actually sure but I must be doing something right because I've never had a nsa that wasn't followed by more messages and often more meets xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I always go that extra mile.
Other than that I'm not actually sure but I must be doing something right because I've never had a nsa that wasn't followed by more messages and often more meets xx"
That's a pretty good USP |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...and other corporate jargon questions have been utte_ed by me many times today during my working day (I've been training poor bo_ed people in 'motivation').
So go on.... What's your Unique Selling Point?
Mine seems to be blow job lips...well if it works. "
Eyes boringgggg! Haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hmmmmm, manners?!?!? In day to day life people seem to comment on how polite I am a lot which is nice of them.
Other than that....I'm not sure! I can dance a little haha"
Well manne_ed and can dance? You got it cove_ed! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"...and other corporate jargon questions have been utte_ed by me many times today during my working day (I've been training poor bo_ed people in 'motivation').
So go on.... What's your Unique Selling Point?
Mine seems to be blow job lips...well if it works.
Eyes boringgggg! Haha"
I've been drawn in hook line and sinker to a beautiful pair of eyes before. Definitely not boring! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"...and other corporate jargon questions have been utte_ed by me many times today during my working day (I've been training poor bo_ed people in 'motivation').
So go on.... What's your Unique Selling Point?
Mine seems to be blow job lips...well if it works. "
You know that light that comes on in your car and looks like a squashed helicopter
I can mend your car so that goes off |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"...and other corporate jargon questions have been utte_ed by me many times today during my working day (I've been training poor bo_ed people in 'motivation').
So go on.... What's your Unique Selling Point?
Mine seems to be blow job lips...well if it works.
Eyes boringgggg! Haha
I've been drawn in hook line and sinker to a beautiful pair of eyes before. Definitely not boring!"
Id swap them for good bj lips though! Obvioisly i would need to replace them haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"...and other corporate jargon questions have been utte_ed by me many times today during my working day (I've been training poor bo_ed people in 'motivation').
So go on.... What's your Unique Selling Point?
Mine seems to be blow job lips...well if it works.
You know that light that comes on in your car and looks like a squashed helicopter
I can mend your car so that goes off "
Wow talented. I always get dazzled by the meaningless lights. So pretty.
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"USP...
Isn't that a parcel delivery company?
It's been hijacked by corporate nonsense!"
USP... Give us your parcels and we'll dream up some shit to be able to charge you an Excess Delivery Charge  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I find the ability to use blue sky thinking and running ideas up the flag pole and seeing who salutes it works for me, I use my kpi's to grew affect too....
( all said with tongue firmly in cheek)  "
Worryingly I translated that easily. Pass the wine |
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"...and other corporate jargon questions have been utte_ed by me many times today during my working day (I've been training poor bo_ed people in 'motivation').
So go on.... What's your Unique Selling Point?
Mine seems to be blow job lips...well if it works.
You know that light that comes on in your car and looks like a squashed helicopter
I can mend your car so that goes off
Wow talented. I always get dazzled by the meaningless lights. So pretty.
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Oh dear. Do you drive a BMW by any chance?...... That sticky out thing just behind the steering wheel, well, it makes flashy orange meaningless lights! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My tattoos, but I got them for me, no one else 
That is not your USP...not by a long chalk.
What is? 
The fact that you are you. Both physically and mentally. "
Ahhh im not a fake then |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...and other corporate jargon questions have been utte_ed by me many times today during my working day (I've been training poor bo_ed people in 'motivation').
So go on.... What's your Unique Selling Point?
Mine seems to be blow job lips...well if it works.
You know that light that comes on in your car and looks like a squashed helicopter
I can mend your car so that goes off
Wow talented. I always get dazzled by the meaningless lights. So pretty.
Oh dear. Do you drive a BMW by any chance?...... That sticky out thing just behind the steering wheel, well, it makes flashy orange meaningless lights!"
Ooh cheeky! |
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"...and other corporate jargon questions have been utte_ed by me many times today during my working day (I've been training poor bo_ed people in 'motivation').
So go on.... What's your Unique Selling Point?
Mine seems to be blow job lips...well if it works.
You know that light that comes on in your car and looks like a squashed helicopter
I can mend your car so that goes off
Wow talented. I always get dazzled by the meaningless lights. So pretty.
Oh dear. Do you drive a BMW by any chance?...... That sticky out thing just behind the steering wheel, well, it makes flashy orange meaningless lights!
Ooh cheeky!"
I guess that's a "yes" then? xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...and other corporate jargon questions have been utte_ed by me many times today during my working day (I've been training poor bo_ed people in 'motivation').
So go on.... What's your Unique Selling Point?
Mine seems to be blow job lips...well if it works.
You know that light that comes on in your car and looks like a squashed helicopter
I can mend your car so that goes off
Wow talented. I always get dazzled by the meaningless lights. So pretty.
Oh dear. Do you drive a BMW by any chance?...... That sticky out thing just behind the steering wheel, well, it makes flashy orange meaningless lights!
Ooh cheeky!
I guess that's a "yes" then? xx"
On behalf of women drivers everywhere - there's a reason our insurance costs less. We are readers of manuals and know what the pretty lights mean. We also have a man to fix things that our pretty hands can't manage. I do love a cheeky devil though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I ain't got a clue but I ain't done bad 
Oh I'd say your sexy arse and I'm an expert on men's arses, pretty good at blowjobs as well so I'm told xx"
I would have to be the judge of that.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...and other corporate jargon questions have been utte_ed by me many times today during my working day (I've been training poor bo_ed people in 'motivation').
So go on.... What's your Unique Selling Point?
Mine seems to be blow job lips...well if it works. "
Our usp is that we are exactly what it says on the tin .
Our profile , pics and veris sum us up , and there's no doubt what to expect .
We deliver |
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"...and other corporate jargon questions have been utte_ed by me many times today during my working day (I've been training poor bo_ed people in 'motivation').
So go on.... What's your Unique Selling Point?
Mine seems to be blow job lips...well if it works.
You know that light that comes on in your car and looks like a squashed helicopter
I can mend your car so that goes off
Wow talented. I always get dazzled by the meaningless lights. So pretty.
Oh dear. Do you drive a BMW by any chance?...... That sticky out thing just behind the steering wheel, well, it makes flashy orange meaningless lights!
Ooh cheeky!
I guess that's a "yes" then? xx
On behalf of women drivers everywhere - there's a reason our insurance costs less. We are readers of manuals and know what the pretty lights mean. We also have a man to fix things that our pretty hands can't manage. I do love a cheeky devil though "
I've got something which I'm quite sure your pretty hands could handle, although no man ever has or ever will get to handle it!!
Oh, and I hear that Blackpool has quite a few pretty lights at the moment? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...and other corporate jargon questions have been utte_ed by me many times today during my working day (I've been training poor bo_ed people in 'motivation').
So go on.... What's your Unique Selling Point?
Mine seems to be blow job lips...well if it works.
Our usp is that we are exactly what it says on the tin .
Our profile , pics and veris sum us up , and there's no doubt what to expect .
We deliver "
That pretty much tops the list! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"...and other corporate jargon questions have been utte_ed by me many times today during my working day (I've been training poor bo_ed people in 'motivation').
So go on.... What's your Unique Selling Point?
Mine seems to be blow job lips...well if it works.
You know that light that comes on in your car and looks like a squashed helicopter
I can mend your car so that goes off
Wow talented. I always get dazzled by the meaningless lights. So pretty.
Oh dear. Do you drive a BMW by any chance?...... That sticky out thing just behind the steering wheel, well, it makes flashy orange meaningless lights!
Ooh cheeky!
I guess that's a "yes" then? xx
On behalf of women drivers everywhere - there's a reason our insurance costs less. We are readers of manuals and know what the pretty lights mean. We also have a man to fix things that our pretty hands can't manage. I do love a cheeky devil though
I've got something which I'm quite sure your pretty hands could handle, although no man ever has or ever will get to handle it!! Your wallet
Oh, and I hear that Blackpool has quite a few pretty lights at the moment?"
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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I have an appreciation of the absurd, which means I may be a thinker but I'm not too serious with it. By no means does that make me unique, but probably more so then any physical characteristics I may possess. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have an appreciation of the absurd, which means I may be a thinker but I'm not too serious with it. By no means does that make me unique, but probably more so then any physical characteristics I may possess."
Sounds intriguing! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Looks wise my height is often remarked on- and my hair- people ask if its my natural colour. It can look different shades too depending on the time of year, weather and even if I have been ill!
Personality- I can talk to almost anyone about anything.
And my "sense of humour" |
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"Looks wise my height is often remarked on- and my hair- people ask if its my natural colour. It can look different shades too depending on the time of year, weather and even if I have been ill!
Personality- I can talk to almost anyone about anything.
And my "sense of humour" "
Alright greedy! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am not here to sell myself. People either accept what my profile says if they bother to read it or they accept what I tell them. If they dont then I just move on. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I am not here to sell myself. People either accept what my profile says if they bother to read it or they accept what I tell them. If they dont then I just move on. "
Can't say fairer than that. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm me, and (luckily for the world) noone else has the ability to pull it off quite like I can
Yes darling
Oh Darling, you love it really  "
You got me! I do. I can't resist an arse like that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm me, and (luckily for the world) noone else has the ability to pull it off quite like I can
Yes darling
Oh Darling, you love it really
You got me! I do. I can't resist an arse like that. "
I'll have to remember that next time I'm in Blackpool |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I need a USP?
I was just thinking the same thing.
I think I may be in trouble. I'll have to resurrect my "average woman" thread 
-Courtney"
It is all corporate nonsense but great to see how everyone has viewed their positive attributes so far. I've thoroughly enjoyed a 'getting to know you' this evening. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need a USP?
I was just thinking the same thing.
I think I may be in trouble. I'll have to resurrect my "average woman" thread
-Courtney
It is all corporate nonsense but great to see how everyone has viewed their positive attributes so far. I've thoroughly enjoyed a 'getting to know you' this evening. "
It has been a fun thread to read. I'm just messing around
-Courtney |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I need a USP?
I was just thinking the same thing.
I think I may be in trouble. I'll have to resurrect my "average woman" thread
-Courtney
It is all corporate nonsense but great to see how everyone has viewed their positive attributes so far. I've thoroughly enjoyed a 'getting to know you' this evening.
It has been a fun thread to read. I'm just messing around
-Courtney"
I wasn't. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I need a USP?
I was just thinking the same thing.
I think I may be in trouble. I'll have to resurrect my "average woman" thread
-Courtney
It is all corporate nonsense but great to see how everyone has viewed their positive attributes so far. I've thoroughly enjoyed a 'getting to know you' this evening.
It has been a fun thread to read. I'm just messing around
-Courtney"
I hoped that was the case. It looks like everyone has that Friday feeling. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I need a USP?
I was just thinking the same thing.
I think I may be in trouble. I'll have to resurrect my "average woman" thread
-Courtney
It is all corporate nonsense but great to see how everyone has viewed their positive attributes so far. I've thoroughly enjoyed a 'getting to know you' this evening.
It has been a fun thread to read. I'm just messing around
-Courtney
I hoped that was the case. It looks like everyone has that Friday feeling. "
obviously lots of crunchies being eaten.... if anyone remembers the adverts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Let's start another thread seeking attention without seeming too but failing dreadfully 
Ah a bit of fun that's all. No harm done. "
Its a cracking thread mrsmac  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Our usp's are T has 3 tits (i am included)
You win! I'm afraid the prize is a halloween sweet. It may not be around long
I stole it yummy!  "
Velvet, you devil with angel wings |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think my greeny blue hair and pale skin mixed up with my perfect Spanish, my eyes (i grew myself) and my soft thighs, my ability to unhinge my jaw (like a snake) but overall it has to be my mind. I'm sexually exploratory and sensual and passionate, and more than one person has asked to lick my brain! |
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