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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You did when you woke up???

I felt for my phone on the duvet to check the time

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By *aucy tiggerWoman over a year ago

Back where I belong

"You did when you woke up???

I felt for my phone on the duvet to check the time"

Snap, lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got up and had a wee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

same looked at my phone to check the time

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By *unkysoulWoman over a year ago

Mitcham, Surrey

Removed my cat's paws from my eyelids...it's a neat trick he has to wake me up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You did when you woke up???

I felt for my phone on the duvet to check the time

Snap, lol"

I didn't like the time either...Morning lovely lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Got up and had a wee"

That was my second thing I did

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"same looked at my phone to check the time"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Removed my cat's paws from my eyelids...it's a neat trick he has to wake me up!"

Excellent I have a lush mad kitty who comes in the middle of the night and taps my cheek with her paw...great way to wake me up ..not

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By *unkysoulWoman over a year ago

Mitcham, Surrey

"Removed my cat's paws from my eyelids...it's a neat trick he has to wake me up!

Excellent I have a lush mad kitty who comes in the middle of the night and taps my cheek with her paw...great way to wake me up ..not

Naughty pussies!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Made room for Small x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Removed my cat's paws from my eyelids...it's a neat trick he has to wake me up!

Excellent I have a lush mad kitty who comes in the middle of the night and taps my cheek with her paw...great way to wake me up ..not

Naughty pussies!

lol had that to and purrring like a car engine

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Removed my cat's paws from my eyelids...it's a neat trick he has to wake me up!

Excellent I have a lush mad kitty who comes in the middle of the night and taps my cheek with her paw...great way to wake me up ..not

Naughty pussies!

Aren't they just

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Made room for Small x"

Aww sweet..morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Removed my cat's paws from my eyelids...it's a neat trick he has to wake me up!

Excellent I have a lush mad kitty who comes in the middle of the night and taps my cheek with her paw...great way to wake me up ..not

Naughty pussies!

lol had that to and purrring like a car engine

Hell yes ...but try to disturb them when they are asleep

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By *onbons_xxMan over a year ago

Bolton

Went for a wee...then put the kettle on

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Went for a wee...then put the kettle on

Hope you washed your hands young man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Went down stairs put the kettle on and yep checked my phone

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Went down stairs put the kettle on and yep checked my phone

Morning Sir ...mines a green tea ty

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By *onbons_xxMan over a year ago

Bolton

"Went for a wee...then put the kettle on

Hope you washed your hands young man

Always

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Made room for Small x

Aww sweet..morning"

Morning Honey xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Looked at my phone. Grunted. Tried to go back to sleep. Needed a wee. Up and awake

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Went for a wee...then put the kettle on

Hope you washed your hands young man

Always

Ok will have a green tea then please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Made room for Small x

Aww sweet..morning

Morning Honey xx"

Hope you both have a great Halloween

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By *andy57TV/TS over a year ago

york

Moved in the bed when à cold black wet nose was placed in the middle of my back as the dog stuck his head under the duvet grrrrr

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thought to myself, why is my fucking alarm on on a Saturday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Had a look at the time .......... Then went for a wee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Removed my cat's paws from my eyelids...it's a neat trick he has to wake me up!

Excellent I have a lush mad kitty who comes in the middle of the night and taps my cheek with her paw...great way to wake me up ..not

Naughty pussies!

lol had that to and purrring like a car engine

Hell yes ...but try to disturb them when they are asleep

oh i know i did try that and got hissed at tut anyway there back at my daughters now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Listened to the news as radio 4 was my alarm today.

I checked fab, had a shower, and back on fab rather than having breakfast

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Moved in the bed when à cold black wet nose was placed in the middle of my back as the dog stuck his head under the duvet grrrrr "

Time to wake up then

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thought to myself, why is my fucking alarm on on a Saturday

Language young man

morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Had a look at the time .......... Then went for a wee

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Removed my cat's paws from my eyelids...it's a neat trick he has to wake me up!

Excellent I have a lush mad kitty who comes in the middle of the night and taps my cheek with her paw...great way to wake me up ..not

Naughty pussies!

lol had that to and purrring like a car engine

Hell yes ...but try to disturb them when they are asleep

oh i know i did try that and got hissed at tut anyway there back at my daughters now "

Just realised you have changed your name

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Listened to the news as radio 4 was my alarm today.

I checked fab, had a shower, and back on fab rather than having breakfast

Get some breakfast...I take it your at work today

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Now I'm horny and back in bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just looked at time ahhhhh ime going back bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Listened to the news as radio 4 was my alarm today.

I checked fab, had a shower, and back on fab rather than having breakfast

Get some breakfast...I take it your at work today"

Yes, but tomorrow to next Saturday I'm off work, but back at college hahaha.

Couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery me

Happy Halloween people

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

visited the bathroom then put kettle on realising it still doesnt fit lol

then fed the cat as he was the entire reason i woke up in the first place meowing in my face and whiskers poking in my nose

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Now I'm horny and back in bed

Ditto

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just looked at time ahhhhh ime going back bed

"
Tell me about it first time I woke up was 2:23

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Listened to the news as radio 4 was my alarm today.

I checked fab, had a shower, and back on fab rather than having breakfast

Get some breakfast...I take it your at work today

Yes, but tomorrow to next Saturday I'm off work, but back at college hahaha.

Couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery me

Happy Halloween people"

Same to you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"visited the bathroom then put kettle on realising it still doesnt fit lol

then fed the cat as he was the entire reason i woke up in the first place meowing in my face and whiskers poking in my nose

Seems an awful lot of us are woken by our furry friends

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Now I'm horny and back in bed

Ditto

not in my bed tho

hehe

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By *andkCouple over a year ago

Wisbech

Well I was woken at 5 by a horny other half.....not a bad way to start a Saturday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"visited the bathroom then put kettle on realising it still doesnt fit lol

then fed the cat as he was the entire reason i woke up in the first place meowing in my face and whiskers poking in my nose

Seems an awful lot of us are woken by our furry friends"

well it is said that we belong to them not they to us, we're just human slaves to them

still love him to bits though except when he has his mad half hour running round the flat like he's on fire or something,

still only a kitten btw, he is 10 months

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By *-ManMan over a year ago

Kark

Opened my eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Now I'm horny and back in bed

Ditto

not in my bed tho

hehe"

Nope sorry

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

Cuddles for my cat.

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman over a year ago

Portsmouth

Morning Zoya... Snoozed my alarm

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well I was woken at 5 by a horny other half.....not a bad way to start a Saturday"

Id say the only way to wake up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thought to myself, why is my fucking alarm on on a Saturday

Language young man

morning"

Grrrr

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Realised I'm invisible

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By *aucy tiggerWoman over a year ago

Back where I belong

"You did when you woke up???

I felt for my phone on the duvet to check the time

Snap, lol

I didn't like the time either...Morning lovely lady"

Neither did I, but then I remembered it was Saturday so i didn't have to get up lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"visited the bathroom then put kettle on realising it still doesnt fit lol

then fed the cat as he was the entire reason i woke up in the first place meowing in my face and whiskers poking in my nose

Seems an awful lot of us are woken by our furry friends

well it is said that we belong to them not they to us, we're just human slaves to them

still love him to bits though except when he has his mad half hour running round the flat like he's on fire or something,

still only a kitten btw, he is 10 months "

How very true and yes the mad half hour...the noise they make is so funny as they do it..mines 3 and she goes like the clappers...its hilarious to watch

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cuddles for my cat.

Aww sweet

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morning Zoya... Snoozed my alarm "

Good morning lovely x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thought to myself, why is my fucking alarm on on a Saturday

Language young man

morning

Grrrr

Don't go growling at me young man

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Realised I'm invisible

I have you blocked as well you know so why would I want to chat on a forum with you??/

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You did when you woke up???

I felt for my phone on the duvet to check the time

Snap, lol

I didn't like the time either...Morning lovely lady

Neither did I, but then I remembered it was Saturday so i didn't have to get up lol"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Realised I'm invisible

I have you blocked as well you know so why would I want to chat on a forum with you??/

"
you just have

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Reached for my iPad and started browsing here!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Haven't been to sleep yet. But in general the first thing I do when I wake up is curse I've woken up two minutes before my alarm. again!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Turned my alarm off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"visited the bathroom then put kettle on realising it still doesnt fit lol

then fed the cat as he was the entire reason i woke up in the first place meowing in my face and whiskers poking in my nose

Seems an awful lot of us are woken by our furry friends

well it is said that we belong to them not they to us, we're just human slaves to them

still love him to bits though except when he has his mad half hour running round the flat like he's on fire or something,

still only a kitten btw, he is 10 months

How very true and yes the mad half hour...the noise they make is so funny as they do it..mines 3 and she goes like the clappers...its hilarious to watch"

oh yes the noise that sounds more like a bird call than a cat lol, and yes its so funny to watch

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Realised I'm invisible

I have you blocked as well you know so why would I want to chat on a forum with you??/

you just have

No shit Sherlock...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Reached for my iPad and started browsing here! "

No kettle or toilet yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Haven't been to sleep yet. But in general the first thing I do when I wake up is curse I've woken up two minutes before my alarm. again!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Turned my alarm off "

Morning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was actually woken with my sexy man kissing my face... Which obviously led to a very, intense fuck. Love being woken up in this way!

Happy Saturday to all you sexy people x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"visited the bathroom then put kettle on realising it still doesnt fit lol

then fed the cat as he was the entire reason i woke up in the first place meowing in my face and whiskers poking in my nose

Seems an awful lot of us are woken by our furry friends

well it is said that we belong to them not they to us, we're just human slaves to them

still love him to bits though except when he has his mad half hour running round the flat like he's on fire or something,

still only a kitten btw, he is 10 months

How very true and yes the mad half hour...the noise they make is so funny as they do it..mines 3 and she goes like the clappers...its hilarious to watch

oh yes the noise that sounds more like a bird call than a cat lol, and yes its so funny to watch "

And how fast do they go..mine does my staircase in seconds

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I was actually woken with my sexy man kissing my face... Which obviously led to a very, intense fuck. Love being woken up in this way!

Happy Saturday to all you sexy people x"

Perfect...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wee, wash, work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

yawned and laid back for a minite or two. then to the bathroom

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wee, wash, work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"visited the bathroom then put kettle on realising it still doesnt fit lol

then fed the cat as he was the entire reason i woke up in the first place meowing in my face and whiskers poking in my nose

Seems an awful lot of us are woken by our furry friends

well it is said that we belong to them not they to us, we're just human slaves to them

still love him to bits though except when he has his mad half hour running round the flat like he's on fire or something,

still only a kitten btw, he is 10 months

How very true and yes the mad half hour...the noise they make is so funny as they do it..mines 3 and she goes like the clappers...its hilarious to watch

oh yes the noise that sounds more like a bird call than a cat lol, and yes its so funny to watch

And how fast do they go..mine does my staircase in seconds

bloody fast lol, im sure ours can teleport when he hears the food being put in his bowl

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"yawned and laid back for a minite or two. then to the bathroom"

Are you popping the kettle on

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"visited the bathroom then put kettle on realising it still doesnt fit lol

then fed the cat as he was the entire reason i woke up in the first place meowing in my face and whiskers poking in my nose

Seems an awful lot of us are woken by our furry friends

well it is said that we belong to them not they to us, we're just human slaves to them

still love him to bits though except when he has his mad half hour running round the flat like he's on fire or something,

still only a kitten btw, he is 10 months

How very true and yes the mad half hour...the noise they make is so funny as they do it..mines 3 and she goes like the clappers...its hilarious to watch

oh yes the noise that sounds more like a bird call than a cat lol, and yes its so funny to watch

And how fast do they go..mine does my staircase in seconds

bloody fast lol, im sure ours can teleport when he hears the food being put in his bowl "

Or the rattle of the treats ...that advert on tv is true for the cat treats haha

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By *km45Man over a year ago

UTTOXETER

Checked phone then bathroom. Now back in bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Right, time to get up, I can't be lying here naked all day. Have fun all!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Removed my cat's paws from my eyelids...it's a neat trick he has to wake me up!

Excellent I have a lush mad kitty who comes in the middle of the night and taps my cheek with her paw...great way to wake me up ..not

Naughty pussies!

lol had that to and purrring like a car engine

Hell yes ...but try to disturb them when they are asleep

oh i know i did try that and got hissed at tut anyway there back at my daughters now

Just realised you have changed your name

yes fancied a change

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Went to get the little one from his room.. Only so much 'Daddeeeeeeeeeeeee' I can take

Morning all x

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By *r TriomanMan over a year ago

Malmesbury/Larkhill

Checked the time on my watch.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"visited the bathroom then put kettle on realising it still doesnt fit lol

then fed the cat as he was the entire reason i woke up in the first place meowing in my face and whiskers poking in my nose

Seems an awful lot of us are woken by our furry friends

well it is said that we belong to them not they to us, we're just human slaves to them

still love him to bits though except when he has his mad half hour running round the flat like he's on fire or something,

still only a kitten btw, he is 10 months

How very true and yes the mad half hour...the noise they make is so funny as they do it..mines 3 and she goes like the clappers...its hilarious to watch

oh yes the noise that sounds more like a bird call than a cat lol, and yes its so funny to watch

And how fast do they go..mine does my staircase in seconds

bloody fast lol, im sure ours can teleport when he hears the food being put in his bowl

Or the rattle of the treats ...that advert on tv is true for the cat treats haha"

or if we open the fridge door,

couple of days ago i opened the cupboard next to cooker to get a pan out and shut the door, couple of mins later i hear meowing and the door moving lol i never even saw him go in there he so quick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Now I'm horny and back in bed

Ditto

not in my bed tho

hehe

Nope sorry"

I noticed lol

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Cuddles for my cat.

Aww sweet "

Hmmm... I'm not so sure, she was meeping at me at 5.30am!!

She's too cute to be cross with though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Checked phone then bathroom. Now back in bed "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"yawned and laid back for a minite or two. then to the bathroom

Are you popping the kettle on "

only if youre bringing the milk

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Right, time to get up, I can't be lying here naked all day. Have fun all! "

Oh but you can lay naked all day here we don't mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Removed my cat's paws from my eyelids...it's a neat trick he has to wake me up!

Excellent I have a lush mad kitty who comes in the middle of the night and taps my cheek with her paw...great way to wake me up ..not

Naughty pussies!

lol had that to and purrring like a car engine

Hell yes ...but try to disturb them when they are asleep

oh i know i did try that and got hissed at tut anyway there back at my daughters now

Just realised you have changed your name

yes fancied a change

Like it I purrrred saying it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cuddles for my cat.

Aww sweet

Hmmm... I'm not so sure, she was meeping at me at 5.30am!!

She's too cute to be cross with though.

exactly, you just cant be mad at them

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Went to get the little one from his room.. Only so much 'Daddeeeeeeeeeeeee' I can take

Morning all x "

Bless...morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Checked the time on my watch. "
Which was....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Came down naked and checked fab lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"visited the bathroom then put kettle on realising it still doesnt fit lol

then fed the cat as he was the entire reason i woke up in the first place meowing in my face and whiskers poking in my nose

Seems an awful lot of us are woken by our furry friends

well it is said that we belong to them not they to us, we're just human slaves to them

still love him to bits though except when he has his mad half hour running round the flat like he's on fire or something,

still only a kitten btw, he is 10 months

How very true and yes the mad half hour...the noise they make is so funny as they do it..mines 3 and she goes like the clappers...its hilarious to watch

oh yes the noise that sounds more like a bird call than a cat lol, and yes its so funny to watch

And how fast do they go..mine does my staircase in seconds

bloody fast lol, im sure ours can teleport when he hears the food being put in his bowl

Or the rattle of the treats ...that advert on tv is true for the cat treats haha

or if we open the fridge door,

couple of days ago i opened the cupboard next to cooker to get a pan out and shut the door, couple of mins later i hear meowing and the door moving lol i never even saw him go in there he so quick"

They sure keep you amused

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Now I'm horny and back in bed

Ditto

not in my bed tho

hehe

Nope sorry

I noticed lol"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cuddles for my cat.

Me too but it's not my cat and I think I was a bit too familiar with her and now she's scared of me.

But she's so lovely I just want to cuddle her

Frankly my desire for cute furry things to cuddle is making me think I need to find a 5'2" girl who's into furry play so I can cuddle them ^&;

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You lucky people. Not been to bed yet been on nights. But finish at half eight them home to bed for a few hours.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Turned my phone on n went for a pee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

there seems to be alot of pussies in this thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cuddles for my cat.

Aww sweet

Hmmm... I'm not so sure, she was meeping at me at 5.30am!!

She's too cute to be cross with though.

That's late you can have mine its usually about 2ish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Removed my cat's paws from my eyelids...it's a neat trick he has to wake me up!

Excellent I have a lush mad kitty who comes in the middle of the night and taps my cheek with her paw...great way to wake me up ..not

Naughty pussies!

lol had that to and purrring like a car engine

Hell yes ...but try to disturb them when they are asleep

oh i know i did try that and got hissed at tut anyway there back at my daughters now

Just realised you have changed your name

yes fancied a change

Like it I purrrred saying it

cheers

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"yawned and laid back for a minite or two. then to the bathroom

Are you popping the kettle on

only if youre bringing the milk"

Don't drink milk ,,green tea for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Came down naked and checked fab lol

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Now I'm horny and back in bed

Ditto

not in my bed tho

hehe

Nope sorry

I noticed lol"

I noticed I couldn't perve your profile pic

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cuddles for my cat.

Me too but it's not my cat and I think I was a bit too familiar with her and now she's scared of me.

But she's so lovely I just want to cuddle her

Frankly my desire for cute furry things to cuddle is making me think I need to find a 5'2" girl who's into furry play so I can cuddle them ^&;"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You lucky people. Not been to bed yet been on nights. But finish at half eight them home to bed for a few hours.

"
Sleep well when you get into bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"yawned and laid back for a minite or two. then to the bathroom

Are you popping the kettle on

only if youre bringing the milk

Don't drink milk ,,green tea for me"

i meant for my weetabix. like to keep my strength up for the day

i do have green and peppermint. spoilt for choice!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Turned my phone on n went for a pee"

Washed ya hands

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"yawned and laid back for a minite or two. then to the bathroom

Are you popping the kettle on

only if youre bringing the milk

Don't drink milk ,,green tea for me

i meant for my weetabix. like to keep my strength up for the day

i do have green and peppermint. spoilt for choice!"

Only drink green

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Scratched my bollocks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"yawned and laid back for a minite or two. then to the bathroom

Are you popping the kettle on

only if youre bringing the milk

Don't drink milk ,,green tea for me

i meant for my weetabix. like to keep my strength up for the day

i do have green and peppermint. spoilt for choice!

Only drink green

and for breakfast?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cuddles for my cat.

Me too but it's not my cat and I think I was a bit too familiar with her and now she's scared of me.

But she's so lovely I just want to cuddle her

Frankly my desire for cute furry things to cuddle is making me think I need to find a 5'2" girl who's into furry play so I can cuddle them ^&;

Can I stick wolfie on your head then cuddle youn^_^

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You lucky people. Not been to bed yet been on nights. But finish at half eight them home to bed for a few hours.

Sleep well when you get into bed"

Just been informed that I have to do the Halloween pumpkins and take dog out before bed as oh is in work today. Gonna be a grump all day now I can feel it already.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cuddles for my cat.

Me too but it's not my cat and I think I was a bit too familiar with her and now she's scared of me.

But she's so lovely I just want to cuddle her

Frankly my desire for cute furry things to cuddle is making me think I need to find a 5'2" girl who's into furry play so I can cuddle them ^&;"

I'm 5'2"......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Now I'm horny and back in bed

Ditto

not in my bed tho

hehe

Nope sorry

I noticed lol

I noticed I couldn't perve your profile pic

You couldn't ???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Put my false teeth in

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Scratched my bollocks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cuddles for my cat.

Me too but it's not my cat and I think I was a bit too familiar with her and now she's scared of me.

But she's so lovely I just want to cuddle her

Frankly my desire for cute furry things to cuddle is making me think I need to find a 5'2" girl who's into furry play so I can cuddle them ^&;

I'm 5'2"......

I knew there was a reason I liked you! ^_^

So for the Chester zoo meet you're wearing a cute animal onsise right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"yawned and laid back for a minite or two. then to the bathroom

Are you popping the kettle on

only if youre bringing the milk

Don't drink milk ,,green tea for me

i meant for my weetabix. like to keep my strength up for the day

i do have green and peppermint. spoilt for choice!

Only drink green

and for breakfast?"

Too early for food

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And you're not gonna hide under the bed when I want a cuddle ^_^

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cuddles for my cat.

Me too but it's not my cat and I think I was a bit too familiar with her and now she's scared of me.

But she's so lovely I just want to cuddle her

Frankly my desire for cute furry things to cuddle is making me think I need to find a 5'2" girl who's into furry play so I can cuddle them ^&;

Can I stick wolfie on your head then cuddle youn^_^"

Go on why not but im not 5ft 2

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You lucky people. Not been to bed yet been on nights. But finish at half eight them home to bed for a few hours.

Sleep well when you get into bed

Just been informed that I have to do the Halloween pumpkins and take dog out before bed as oh is in work today. Gonna be a grump all day now I can feel it already. "

Oh dear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"there seems to be alot of pussies in this thread

cant beat a good pussie

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Put my false teeth in

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"there seems to be alot of pussies in this thread

cant beat a good pussie

I will second that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The first thing I did this morning was reach for my phone to put a song on that I'd been dreaming about, which I don't ever do. Very odd.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Scratched my bollocks

All part of my morning ritual

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Cuddles for my cat.

Me too but it's not my cat and I think I was a bit too familiar with her and now she's scared of me.

But she's so lovely I just want to cuddle her

Frankly my desire for cute furry things to cuddle is making me think I need to find a 5'2" girl who's into furry play so I can cuddle them ^&;"

Did you steal someone's cat?

Trust takes time... she'll come round. Unless you stole her in which case give her back!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The first thing I did this morning was reach for my phone to put a song on that I'd been dreaming about, which I don't ever do. Very odd....."

And what was it ???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The first thing I did this morning was reach for my phone to put a song on that I'd been dreaming about, which I don't ever do. Very odd....."

What was the song?

Hollywood undead outside has been going through my head recently .

Outside and bullet are about the only songs from them I like though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"there seems to be alot of pussies in this thread

cant beat a good pussie

What about s bad pussy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The first thing I did this morning was reach for my phone to put a song on that I'd been dreaming about, which I don't ever do. Very odd.....

And what was it ???"

Elton John - I Guess that's why They Call it the Blues

https://youtu.be/h6KYAVn8ons

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The first thing I did this morning was reach for my phone to put a song on that I'd been dreaming about, which I don't ever do. Very odd....."

What song was it Nell

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"there seems to be alot of pussies in this thread

cant beat a good pussie

What about s bad pussy

depends how bad it is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cuddles for my cat.

Me too but it's not my cat and I think I was a bit too familiar with her and now she's scared of me.

But she's so lovely I just want to cuddle her

Frankly my desire for cute furry things to cuddle is making me think I need to find a 5'2" girl who's into furry play so I can cuddle them ^&;

Did you steal someone's cat?

Trust takes time... she'll come round. Unless you stole her in which case give her back!!

No I'm staying with a. Friend for the weekend and they have just adopted a stray. They've had her about a week.

Lovely cat but obviously after being abandoned etc bit slow to trust and I'm a bit too "awwwww cuddle the kitty"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

See above. You're a nosey lot!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Scratched my bollocks

All part of my morning ritual

Just don't say you sniffed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The first thing I did this morning was reach for my phone to put a song on that I'd been dreaming about, which I don't ever do. Very odd.....

And what was it ???

Elton John - I Guess that's why They Call it the Blues

https://youtu.be/h6KYAVn8ons"

Least it wasn't some 1D crap lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"See above. You're a nosey lot!

Us nosey..hell no

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got woken up by a hyperactive cat flying up and down the staircase. When she landed on me I had to get up and let her into the garden. So kettle on.. and an episode of scandal.. oh and a flick through the forums.

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By *ola.Woman over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Go downstairs and put kettle on. Then have a wee downstairs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Scratched my bollocks

All part of my morning ritual

Just don't say you sniffed

My bollocks are not to be sniffed at

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

[Removed by poster at 31/10/15 08:32:27]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My naughty cat girl woke me up at 4:30 out of boredom, so she's in disgrace

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Cuddles for my cat.

Me too but it's not my cat and I think I was a bit too familiar with her and now she's scared of me.

But she's so lovely I just want to cuddle her

Frankly my desire for cute furry things to cuddle is making me think I need to find a 5'2" girl who's into furry play so I can cuddle them ^&;

Did you steal someone's cat?

Trust takes time... she'll come round. Unless you stole her in which case give her back!!

No I'm staying with a. Friend for the weekend and they have just adopted a stray. They've had her about a week.

Lovely cat but obviously after being abandoned etc bit slow to trust and I'm a bit too "awwwww cuddle the kitty"

Ahhh... go and buy some Dreamies... instant cat love!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Got woken up by a hyperactive cat flying up and down the staircase. When she landed on me I had to get up and let her into the garden. So kettle on.. and an episode of scandal.. oh and a flick through the forums.

These cats are a good alarm call

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd love to woken up buy a naughty pussy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Go downstairs and put kettle on. Then have a wee downstairs."

And you never asked us lot what we all wanted

Good morning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Found my phone, watched a scene where James Deen was fucking the beautiful Stoya. Lucky bar steward.

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By *ola.Woman over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

"Go downstairs and put kettle on. Then have a wee downstairs.

And you never asked us lot what we all wanted

Good morning"

Good morning

I have been up ages so be cold.Whilst you lot were playing with your pussies I was stretching and putting my body in strange positions.

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Now I'm horny and back in bed

Ditto

not in my bed tho

hehe

Nope sorry

I noticed lol

I noticed I couldn't perve your profile pic

You couldn't ??? "

Nope it's not public

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Go downstairs and put kettle on. Then have a wee downstairs.

And you never asked us lot what we all wanted

Good morning

I have been up ages so be cold.Whilst you lot were playing with your pussies I was stretching and putting my body in strange positions.

Yoga?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Found my phone, watched a scene where James Deen was fucking the beautiful Stoya. Lucky bar steward. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cuddles for my cat.

Me too but it's not my cat and I think I was a bit too familiar with her and now she's scared of me.

But she's so lovely I just want to cuddle her

Frankly my desire for cute furry things to cuddle is making me think I need to find a 5'2" girl who's into furry play so I can cuddle them ^&;

Did you steal someone's cat?

Trust takes time... she'll come round. Unless you stole her in which case give her back!!

No I'm staying with a. Friend for the weekend and they have just adopted a stray. They've had her about a week.

Lovely cat but obviously after being abandoned etc bit slow to trust and I'm a bit too "awwwww cuddle the kitty"

Ahhh... go and buy some Dreamies... instant cat love!

I did and some cat nip the cat nipping she sniffed then walked out of the room dreamies she ate about 3 then went and walked off lol.

Dan fussy butch lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cuddles for my cat.

Me too but it's not my cat and I think I was a bit too familiar with her and now she's scared of me.

But she's so lovely I just want to cuddle her

Frankly my desire for cute furry things to cuddle is making me think I need to find a 5'2" girl who's into furry play so I can cuddle them ^&;

I'm 5'2"......

I knew there was a reason I liked you! ^_^

So for the Chester zoo meet you're wearing a cute animal onsise right?

No, she's the tigress in the lion's den

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By *ola.Woman over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

"Go downstairs and put kettle on. Then have a wee downstairs.

And you never asked us lot what we all wanted

Good morning

I have been up ages so be cold.Whilst you lot were playing with your pussies I was stretching and putting my body in strange positions.

Yoga?"

Yes. I but not in 4 inch heels like a pic I have on profile.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Go downstairs and put kettle on. Then have a wee downstairs.

And you never asked us lot what we all wanted

Good morning

I have been up ages so be cold.Whilst you lot were playing with your pussies I was stretching and putting my body in strange positions.

Yoga?

Yes. I but not in 4 inch heels like a pic I have on profile."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go downstairs and put kettle on. Then have a wee downstairs.

And you never asked us lot what we all wanted

Good morning

I have been up ages so be cold.Whilst you lot were playing with your pussies I was stretching and putting my body in strange positions.

"
.

I did that after scratching my bollocks. Nearly put my back out yawning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cuddles for my cat.

Me too but it's not my cat and I think I was a bit too familiar with her and now she's scared of me.

But she's so lovely I just want to cuddle her

Frankly my desire for cute furry things to cuddle is making me think I need to find a 5'2" girl who's into furry play so I can cuddle them ^&;

I'm 5'2"......

I knew there was a reason I liked you! ^_^

So for the Chester zoo meet you're wearing a cute animal onsise right?

No, she's the tigress in the lion's den

She's still getting carried off no matter how much she scratches ^_^

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Go downstairs and put kettle on. Then have a wee downstairs.

And you never asked us lot what we all wanted

Good morning

I have been up ages so be cold.Whilst you lot were playing with your pussies I was stretching and putting my body in strange positions.

I did that after scratching my bollocks. Nearly put my back out yawning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The first thing I did this morning was reach for my phone to put a song on that I'd been dreaming about, which I don't ever do. Very odd....."

What was the song?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The first thing I did this morning was reach for my phone to put a song on that I'd been dreaming about, which I don't ever do. Very odd.....

What was the song? "

See above.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The first thing I did this morning was reach for my phone to put a song on that I'd been dreaming about, which I don't ever do. Very odd.....

What was the song?

See above.....

So.....what was it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go downstairs and put kettle on. Then have a wee downstairs.

And you never asked us lot what we all wanted

Good morning

I have been up ages so be cold.Whilst you lot were playing with your pussies I was stretching and putting my body in strange positions.

I did that after scratching my bollocks. Nearly put my back out yawning

"
at least I didn't fart this morning.,,I normally do

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The first thing I did this morning was reach for my phone to put a song on that I'd been dreaming about, which I don't ever do. Very odd.....

What was the song?

See above.....

So.....what was it? "

ELTON John..thats why they call it the blue

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Go downstairs and put kettle on. Then have a wee downstairs.

And you never asked us lot what we all wanted

Good morning

I have been up ages so be cold.Whilst you lot were playing with your pussies I was stretching and putting my body in strange positions.

I did that after scratching my bollocks. Nearly put my back out yawning

at least I didn't fart this morning.,,I normally do

Your such a gent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The first thing I did this morning was reach for my phone to put a song on that I'd been dreaming about, which I don't ever do. Very odd.....

What was the song?

See above.....

So.....what was it?

ELTON John..thats why they call it the blue

So what is it?

*red dwarf reference *

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go downstairs and put kettle on. Then have a wee downstairs.

And you never asked us lot what we all wanted

Good morning

I have been up ages so be cold.Whilst you lot were playing with your pussies I was stretching and putting my body in strange positions.

I did that after scratching my bollocks. Nearly put my back out yawning

at least I didn't fart this morning.,,I normally do

Your such a gent

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Told a whinging cat to shut the fuck up!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I check my phone and check here

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The first thing I did this morning was reach for my phone to put a song on that I'd been dreaming about, which I don't ever do. Very odd.....

What was the song?

See above.....

So.....what was it?

ELTON John..thats why they call it the blue

So what is it?

*red dwarf reference *"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Told a whinging cat to shut the fuck up!!!

Someone needs coffee

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I check my phone and check here"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Switch my alarm off! Doh!!

Every Saturday without fail

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I check my phone and check here

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Switch my alarm off! Doh!!

Every Saturday without fail

Ouchy not good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go downstairs and put kettle on. Then have a wee downstairs.

And you never asked us lot what we all wanted

Good morning

I have been up ages so be cold.Whilst you lot were playing with your pussies I was stretching and putting my body in strange positions.

I did that after scratching my bollocks. Nearly put my back out yawning

at least I didn't fart this morning.,,I normally do

Your such a gent

Can't believe I'm the only one who scratches his bollocks first thing in the morning

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