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Q. When is a condom not a condom?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

A. When it's a Crown Jewels condom.

Crown Jewels Condoms say about themselves -

"To celebrate the engagement of Prince William of Wales to Ms. Catherine Elizabeth Middleton, Crown Jewels Condoms of Distinction has commissioned a unique heritage edition Royal Wedding Souvenir boîte de capotes.

Combining the strength of a Prince with the yielding sensitivity of a Princess-to-be, Crown Jewels condoms promise a royal union of pleasure. Truly a King amongst Condoms.

•Presented in a timeless souvenir heirloom collector's box.

•Contains three individually wrapped condoms.

•Includes a collectable portrait of the Royal Couple as they might appear on their wedding day – exclusively created for Crown Jewels."

All well and good till we get to the small print "Crown Jewels Royal Wedding Souvenir Condoms are a novelty condom not suitable for contraception or protection against STDs."

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Well if JLS can have their own condom range, I don't see why anyone else can't.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

well I always wanted to cum into money

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"well I always wanted to cum into money"

yes but you cany cum into it though