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"My God wumun!!.. you had me sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish shop there... when I saw the title of the thread - 'Pipe Cleaners' - I thought you were gonna start explaining in graphical detail how you can use everyday household items to shove gown a man's jap's eye!! I'm having palpitations here. Must go for a lie down! Phew!!!  
My ex was nurse and she once told me about a guy with a pipe cleaner stuck right down his japs eye. Nightmare to get out!!!!!"
I know a nurse who told me that she once had a guy come into A&E with a broken light bulb up his arse. Guess it never turned him on eh? hehehe |
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"My God wumun!!.. you had me sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish shop there... when I saw the title of the thread - 'Pipe Cleaners' - I thought you were gonna start explaining in graphical detail how you can use everyday household items to shove gown a man's jap's eye!! I'm having palpitations here. Must go for a lie down! Phew!!!
My ex was nurse and she once told me about a guy with a pipe cleaner stuck right down his japs eye. Nightmare to get out!!!!!
I know a nurse who told me that she once had a guy come into A&E with a broken light bulb up his arse. Guess it never turned him on eh? hehehe "
Tungsten filament bulb or one of them fancy energy saving ones???
did he light up her life? |
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"My God wumun!!.. you had me sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish shop there... when I saw the title of the thread - 'Pipe Cleaners' - I thought you were gonna start explaining in graphical detail how you can use everyday household items to shove gown a man's jap's eye!! I'm having palpitations here. Must go for a lie down! Phew!!!
My ex was nurse and she once told me about a guy with a pipe cleaner stuck right down his japs eye. Nightmare to get out!!!!!
I know a nurse who told me that she once had a guy come into A&E with a broken light bulb up his arse. Guess it never turned him on eh? hehehe
Tungsten filament bulb or one of them fancy energy saving ones???
did he light up her life?"
Dunno, but she did say the x-ray was one of the more amusing she'd ever seen.  |
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"omg she is doing it again ...she has us all talking on a pipe cleaner thread ....she is taking the piss ...cant anyone see it .....
your history sister !!!!!!
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He he he you still not got that pipe cleaner out yet? B&Q long nosed pliers! |
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"omg she is doing it again ...she has us all talking on a pipe cleaner thread ....she is taking the piss ...cant anyone see it .....
your history sister !!!!!!
He he he you still not got that pipe cleaner out yet? B&Q long nosed pliers! "
uhhh ??? no she is writing crap threads to prove we will post on anything she puts ....she is watching and laffin
you wont listen ...help meeeeeeeeeeeeeee |
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"omg she is doing it again ...she has us all talking on a pipe cleaner thread ....she is taking the piss ...cant anyone see it .....
your history sister !!!!!!
He he he you still not got that pipe cleaner out yet? B&Q long nosed pliers!
uhhh ??? no she is writing crap threads to prove we will post on anything she puts ....she is watching and laffin
you wont listen ...help meeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
Naaa she naffed off to the airport. Something to do with half a ton of PVC and some razor wire.
Take it your not a pipe man then!! |
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"omg she is doing it again ...she has us all talking on a pipe cleaner thread ....she is taking the piss ...cant anyone see it .....
your history sister !!!!!!
He he he you still not got that pipe cleaner out yet? B&Q long nosed pliers!
uhhh ??? no she is writing crap threads to prove we will post on anything she puts ....she is watching and laffin
you wont listen ...help meeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
That very presumptious of you... |
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"Latex darling, not PVC!
Go and wash your mouth out young man!"
He's sailing close to the wind there. My bruises have only just faded from when I made that mistake. |
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"Latex darling, not PVC!
Go and wash your mouth out young man!
He's sailing close to the wind there. My bruises have only just faded from when I made that mistake."
you were not complaining at the time  |
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