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Tight or "bucket" fanny?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been asked which I have. Nobody has ever commented so I have no idea.
Is there a measuring tool I can use? Maybe like the Lynx can or Sky remote men seem to use?"
Yes.
Mouse's pocket/wizards sleeve.  |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I've been asked which I have. Nobody has ever commented so I have no idea.
Is there a measuring tool I can use? Maybe like the Lynx can or Sky remote men seem to use?
Yes.
Mouse's pocket/wizards sleeve. "
How do I measure? Do I need to find a mouse and a wizard? |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
"I've been asked which I have. Nobody has ever commented so I have no idea.
Is there a measuring tool I can use? Maybe like the Lynx can or Sky remote men seem to use?"
Which one is easier to fish out? That will give some indication  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been asked which I have. Nobody has ever commented so I have no idea.
Is there a measuring tool I can use? Maybe like the Lynx can or Sky remote men seem to use?
Yes.
Mouse's pocket/wizards sleeve.
How do I measure? Do I need to find a mouse and a wizard?"
There's a scale, it starts with how many fists you can take... |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I've been asked which I have. Nobody has ever commented so I have no idea.
Is there a measuring tool I can use? Maybe like the Lynx can or Sky remote men seem to use?
Which one is easier to fish out? That will give some indication "
I don't have a Lynx can to test with  |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I've been asked which I have. Nobody has ever commented so I have no idea.
Is there a measuring tool I can use? Maybe like the Lynx can or Sky remote men seem to use?
Yes.
Mouse's pocket/wizards sleeve.
How do I measure? Do I need to find a mouse and a wizard?
There's a scale, it starts with how many fists you can take..."
I've never taken one. |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
"I've been asked which I have. Nobody has ever commented so I have no idea.
Is there a measuring tool I can use? Maybe like the Lynx can or Sky remote men seem to use?"
yes...... if you shout hello........ and then hear yourself 5 seconds later...... its a bucket!!!  |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I've been asked which I have. Nobody has ever commented so I have no idea.
Is there a measuring tool I can use? Maybe like the Lynx can or Sky remote men seem to use?
yes...... if you shout hello........ and then hear yourself 5 seconds later...... its a bucket!!! "
I can't bend over far enough to shout into my own fanny  |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
"I've been asked which I have. Nobody has ever commented so I have no idea.
Is there a measuring tool I can use? Maybe like the Lynx can or Sky remote men seem to use?
Which one is easier to fish out? That will give some indication
I don't have a Lynx can to test with "
How about Heinz tomato soup? Don't pull too hard on the ring pull if it is a tight fit for obvious reasons.
Work your way up to 2 litres Pepsi Max and then a cantaloupe. Once you have attained that level you truly are in "bucket minge" status |
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"I've been asked which I have. Nobody has ever commented so I have no idea.
Is there a measuring tool I can use? Maybe like the Lynx can or Sky remote men seem to use?
Yes.
Mouse's pocket/wizards sleeve. "
I always thought it was mouse's ear and clown's pocket. Though I'm sure the RSPCA would have something to say about you using a mouse's ear for fanny measurements |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Sorry but who asked. I am sure if a girl was asked if you had a bucket fanny shouldn't you be offended?
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A man asked. I'm not particularly impressed but I've heard a lot worse. I'm wondering how I would know though. It's not something anyone has commented on.
If I was "bucket" like, it's not like anyone would tell me, I'm sure. |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I've been asked which I have. Nobody has ever commented so I have no idea.
Is there a measuring tool I can use? Maybe like the Lynx can or Sky remote men seem to use?
Yes.
Mouse's pocket/wizards sleeve.
I always thought it was mouse's ear and clown's pocket. Though I'm sure the RSPCA would have something to say about you using a mouse's ear for fanny measurements "
So I need a mouse, a wizard AND a clown?
This is getting complicated. |
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"I've been asked which I have. Nobody has ever commented so I have no idea.
Is there a measuring tool I can use? Maybe like the Lynx can or Sky remote men seem to use?
Yes.
Mouse's pocket/wizards sleeve.
I always thought it was mouse's ear and clown's pocket. Though I'm sure the RSPCA would have something to say about you using a mouse's ear for fanny measurements
So I need a mouse, a wizard AND a clown?
This is getting complicated."
Or a welly top!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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At least it's easy to tell because they are consistently exactly the same size, if they were designed to stretch at all it'd be a bit complicated and a ridiculous question. |
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So much chuckling here
Can't actually believe you got asked that ... Only proper answer is a bitch slap hairy side up !!!
I reckon whoever asked would be lucky to get near a fanny so can't be fussy either way !! Loooool
I do have a very special device for measuring this exact problem  |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I can take a fist so I'm in the bucket camp. "
This makes no sense to me. That particular part of our anatomy is stretchy. Anyone who can relax enough, and is turned on enough, to accommodate a fist, isn't necessarily cavernous all the time. |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Maybe I need to design some calipers with a grip strength gauge.
Or a man who's prepared to take the finger crushing test "
We could have a Britain's Strongest Fanny event. Who can lift and hold the heaviest weighted kegel thingy.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been asked which I have. Nobody has ever commented so I have no idea.
Is there a measuring tool I can use? Maybe like the Lynx can or Sky remote men seem to use?
yes...... if you shout hello........ and then hear yourself 5 seconds later...... its a bucket!!! "
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"I've been asked which I have. Nobody has ever commented so I have no idea.
Is there a measuring tool I can use? Maybe like the Lynx can or Sky remote men seem to use?"
Obviously by me not asking women on here if they have a tight or bucket fanny is where I am going wrong.
Hopefully if I do I will be fighting them off with a stick |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
"Mine's really really tight. I can carry a pineapple and a 2 litre bottle of up there and not drop them.   "
That pineapple came out in chunks. That was the worst fruit salad I have ever tasted.
Not to mention nearly taking my eye out when you popped that cherry stone out |
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"I've been asked which I have. Nobody has ever commented so I have no idea.
Is there a measuring tool I can use? Maybe like the Lynx can or Sky remote men seem to use?
Yes.
Mouse's pocket/wizards sleeve.
How do I measure? Do I need to find a mouse and a wizard?"
If you can find a wizard, you can ask him for precisely the kind of fanny you'd like. Failing that, enjoy the one you have! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine's really really tight. I can carry a pineapple and a 2 litre bottle of up there and not drop them.
That pineapple came out in chunks. That was the worst fruit salad I have ever tasted.
Not to mention nearly taking my eye out when you popped that cherry stone out"
Yeah but men love it when I squirt.
It's not piss. It's brown n fizzy. |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Mine's really really tight. I can carry a pineapple and a 2 litre bottle of up there and not drop them.
That pineapple came out in chunks. That was the worst fruit salad I have ever tasted.
Not to mention nearly taking my eye out when you popped that cherry stone out
Yeah but men love it when I squirt.
It's not piss. It's brown n fizzy. "
You have a soda stream fanny?
Great, now I have something else to aspire to 
I have fanny envy now. |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
"Mine's really really tight. I can carry a pineapple and a 2 litre bottle of up there and not drop them.
That pineapple came out in chunks. That was the worst fruit salad I have ever tasted.
Not to mention nearly taking my eye out when you popped that cherry stone out
Yeah but men love it when I squirt.
It's not piss. It's brown n fizzy.
You have a soda stream fanny?
Great, now I have something else to aspire to
I have fanny envy now. "
shes not all that, the pepsimax comes out flat |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Ladies of the fab forum I  you more every day!
Off to find some measuring implements. Lynx can, Heinz tin, 2ltr bottle of pop you say?"
I'm looking at a 2l bottle right now and I have my legs firmly crossed!
Yikes. |
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"Ladies of the fab forum I you more every day!
Off to find some measuring implements. Lynx can, Heinz tin, 2ltr bottle of pop you say?
I'm looking at a 2l bottle right now and I have my legs firmly crossed!
Yikes."
Break yourself in gently with a Ribena carton but don't forget to take the straw off the side first |
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
Wembley |
"I've been asked which I have. Nobody has ever commented so I have no idea.
Is there a measuring tool I can use? Maybe like the Lynx can or Sky remote men seem to use?"
In my experience, if I can get a Buick in sideways without hitting anything and with the parktroic switched off, then we are in business |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
"I've been asked which I have. Nobody has ever commented so I have no idea.
Is there a measuring tool I can use? Maybe like the Lynx can or Sky remote men seem to use?
In my experience, if I can get a Buick in sideways without hitting anything and with the parktroic switched off, then we are in business "
prepare for the green backlash over you driving a gash guzzler [sic] |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No, of course I'm not all lose down there, how dare you!
But just let me back the car out and park it somewhere else first, so that there's room for you....
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
Wembley |
"I've been asked which I have. Nobody has ever commented so I have no idea.
Is there a measuring tool I can use? Maybe like the Lynx can or Sky remote men seem to use?
In my experience, if I can get a Buick in sideways without hitting anything and with the parktroic switched off, then we are in business prepare for the green backlash over you driving a gash guzzler [sic] "
Nuclear powered Buick; gotcha |
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
Wembley |
"I've been asked which I have. Nobody has ever commented so I have no idea.
Is there a measuring tool I can use? Maybe like the Lynx can or Sky remote men seem to use?
In my experience, if I can get a Buick in sideways without hitting anything and with the parktroic switched off, then we are in business prepare for the green backlash over you driving a gash guzzler [sic] "
g**h guz...
I missed that one |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
"I've been asked which I have. Nobody has ever commented so I have no idea.
Is there a measuring tool I can use? Maybe like the Lynx can or Sky remote men seem to use?
In my experience, if I can get a Buick in sideways without hitting anything and with the parktroic switched off, then we are in business prepare for the green backlash over you driving a gash guzzler [sic]
g**h guz...
I missed that one "
im not a green meanie I quite like the idea of you driving round in a massive haddock |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies of the fab forum I you more every day!
Off to find some measuring implements. Lynx can, Heinz tin, 2ltr bottle of pop you say?
I'm looking at a 2l bottle right now and I have my legs firmly crossed!
Yikes.
Break yourself in gently with a Ribena carton but don't forget to take the straw off the side first "
Wish I'd seen the tip about the straw earlier.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yep - bloody cheeky question - but seriously - there are a lot of women out there (real world - not just fab!) who aren't doing any - or enough - pelvic floor exercises!
When I had my oldest daughter they kept you in for five days after the birth - had you in a group exercising your pelvic floor and doing abdominal exercises 24 hrs after the birth - and several times per day after that so it was second nature by the time you left hospital! I've been doing them several times a day ever since and can grip a finger easily.
These days they discharge you the same day/following day and give you a leaflet - so a lot of women just don't do them - and consequently their pelvic floor just isn't as strong! It's a great shame! Xx |
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
Wembley |
"Ladies of the fab forum I you more every day!
Off to find some measuring implements. Lynx can, Heinz tin, 2ltr bottle of pop you say?
I'm looking at a 2l bottle right now and I have my legs firmly crossed!
Yikes.
Break yourself in gently with a Ribena carton but don't forget to take the straw off the side first
Wish I'd seen the tip about the straw earlier.
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911; or septicaemia; your call |
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"Ladies of the fab forum I you more every day!
Off to find some measuring implements. Lynx can, Heinz tin, 2ltr bottle of pop you say?
I'm looking at a 2l bottle right now and I have my legs firmly crossed!
Yikes.
Break yourself in gently with a Ribena carton but don't forget to take the straw off the side first "
Just read this and nearly choked laughing...still did not wake sleeping off lunch parents |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Ladies of the fab forum I you more every day!
Off to find some measuring implements. Lynx can, Heinz tin, 2ltr bottle of pop you say?
I'm looking at a 2l bottle right now and I have my legs firmly crossed!
Yikes.
Break yourself in gently with a Ribena carton but don't forget to take the straw off the side first
Wish I'd seen the tip about the straw earlier.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been asked which I have. Nobody has ever commented so I have no idea.
Is there a measuring tool I can use? Maybe like the Lynx can or Sky remote men seem to use?"
Do the fist test |
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