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It seems we are only Women's play things
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Men show the Women why they need/want us
Show them your best pic (Get them wet and begging for you)
Tell them your best joke and make them laugh,
Swoon them with your best chat up line
although it could backfire and they might end up wetting themselves with laughter at us all
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Men show the Women why they need/want us
Show them your best pic (Get them wet and begging for you)
Tell them your best joke and make them laugh,
Swoon them with your best chat up line
although it could backfire and they might end up wetting themselves with laughter at us all
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Oi, are you whinging?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No.
That's the spirit. Blokes, take note. Playing hard to get is the way forward.
Now dance, monkey, dance.
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Anyway, it's not hard to get. It's to lazy to get!  |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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"No.
That's the spirit. Blokes, take note. Playing hard to get is the way forward.
Now dance, monkey, dance.
Classical or Latin?"
Flamenco with a touch of interpretive shape throwing please. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No.
That's the spirit. Blokes, take note. Playing hard to get is the way forward.
Now dance, monkey, dance.
Classical or Latin?
Flamenco with a touch of interpretive shape throwing please."
I can do "d*unken 40 year old that thinks he's 24 when pissed"..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No.
That's the spirit. Blokes, take note. Playing hard to get is the way forward.
Now dance, monkey, dance.
Classical or Latin?
Flamenco with a touch of interpretive shape throwing please.
I can do "d*unken 40 year old that thinks he's 24 when pissed".. "
I can vouch for that |
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"No.
That's the spirit. Blokes, take note. Playing hard to get is the way forward.
Now dance, monkey, dance.
Classical or Latin?
Flamenco with a touch of interpretive shape throwing please.
I can do "d*unken 40 year old that thinks he's 24 when pissed".. "
That could probably come under interpretive |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No.
That's the spirit. Blokes, take note. Playing hard to get is the way forward.
Now dance, monkey, dance.
Classical or Latin?
Flamenco with a touch of interpretive shape throwing please.
I can do "d*unken 40 year old that thinks he's 24 when pissed".. "
That's what they all want to see  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We are only their play things. They will choose the best from the box to match their mood "
Only problem with playing hard to get is that it doesn't work with those that are hard to get |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't play. I torment 
I'll be your dog....
Woof! Woof!
Will you be requiring some weak orange drink?
Ten points to Totton!"
are go on mr Fandango
i need cheering up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't play. I torment
I'll be your dog....
Woof! Woof!
Will you be requiring some weak orange drink?
Ten points to Totton!
are go on mr Fandango
i need cheering up "
Why wassup Foxy?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't play. I torment
I'll be your dog....
Woof! Woof!
Will you be requiring some weak orange drink?
Ten points to Totton!
are go on mr Fandango
i need cheering up
Why wassup Foxy? "
tripped over the rowing machine at the gym banged my leg on it b4 faling on the floor
result badly bruised leg from ankle to knee
that swollen carnt even get my slipper never mind a shoe on  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't play. I torment
I'll be your dog....
Woof! Woof!
Will you be requiring some weak orange drink?
Ten points to Totton!
are go on mr Fandango
i need cheering up
Why wassup Foxy?
tripped over the rowing machine at the gym banged my leg on it b4 faling on the floor
result badly bruised leg from ankle to knee
that swollen carnt even get my slipper never mind a shoe on "
This is exactly why i don't "do" gyms. Well, that and almost crippling apathy and laziness. Have you tried ibuprofen and cold packs? (i refused all frozen vegetable metaphor, are you proud of me?!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't play. I torment
I'll be your dog....
Woof! Woof!
Will you be requiring some weak orange drink?
Ten points to Totton!
are go on mr Fandango
i need cheering up
Why wassup Foxy?
tripped over the rowing machine at the gym banged my leg on it b4 faling on the floor
result badly bruised leg from ankle to knee
that swollen carnt even get my slipper never mind a shoe on
This is exactly why i don't "do" gyms. Well, that and almost crippling apathy and laziness. Have you tried ibuprofen and cold packs? (i refused all frozen vegetable metaphor, are you proud of me?!)"
yes im on the ibuprofen
and wheyaye im proud of you |
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