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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm in.......  
I'm a butler, but I'm happy to direct the maids in.there endeavours, and maybe, give them a thoroughly good spanking, to highlight their shortcomings in service  "
Bad Soxy searches feverishly for his kinky maids outfit......  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I've got my diamond encrusted marigolds and my ermine trimmed bin-bag ready and in waiting ,,,,,, all I need know is to fashion an imitation crown and a paper-mache corgi and I'll be fully sorted.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm in.......
I'm a butler, but I'm happy to direct the maids in.there endeavours, and maybe, give them a thoroughly good spanking, to highlight their shortcomings in service
Bad Soxy searches feverishly for his kinky maids outfit...... "
I actually own a butlers outfit, my ex girlfriend bought it for me when we went away for the weekend, along with her maids outfit, I doubt that hotel room had ever been so clean lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"She can put her own bins out! 
You've changed......
Parasitic free loaders boot them out, I say! "
Wot ...... on her 90th birthday,,,,, that's just mean.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"She can put her own bins out!
You've changed......
Oh, you meant my biceps.....lickable, methinx  "
Steve..... is this your way of announcing a new found Oxster fetish........
How rather unusual........ |
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"You will be campaigning to leave the EU next "
When I first heard the term 'brexit' it was on the early morning news when I was having breakfast and I thought it was something to do with leaving the EU early on....like at breakfast. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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The campaign is a crock of shit, that photo of Michael Gove is cringeworthy. That said, I clean up the rubbish outside my house on a regular basis and will keep doing so. Not because of the Queen, though I'm a big fan, just because I think it's good to take a bit of pride in where you live. So many of the people living near me (*cough* students *cough*) really don't, and it pisses me off. |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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"You will be campaigning to leave the EU next
When I first heard the term 'brexit' it was on the early morning news when I was having breakfast and I thought it was something to do with leaving the EU early on....like at breakfast. "
One consequence of leaving the EU will be higher wages. Why is that a bad thing? |
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By *errygTV/TS
over a year ago
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macdonalds are on this bandwagon if you live near its mostly their cartons that litter the streets anyway, if we do clean up for the queen we should maintain that standard, but if people didnt drop shite we wouldnt have to clean up |
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By *errygTV/TS
over a year ago
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"The streets were nice and clean in the 70s, now there's rubbish everwhere, I blame inadequate recycling, and convenience food "
recycling old days glass milk bottles returned, soft drinks returnable bottles got deposit back, as kids taking empties back meant more pocket money, fast food was fish n chips sold in paper bio degradable, not polystrine
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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I'll tidy up because I'm like that. I might even do extra tidying if my mum's coming round since she is ridiculously tidy. But not for anyone else specifically and the Queen (and Michael Gove) can fuck right off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'll tidy up because I'm like that. I might even do extra tidying if my mum's coming round since she is ridiculously tidy. But not for anyone else specifically and the Queen (and Michael Gove) can fuck right off."
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