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Who in gods name invented steak and bj day. Complete bollocks just like valentines day. Why should anyone need a special day to show that they love their partner. Seems to me that a lot of people should oil their door hinges and force it open, there is a world out there you know. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was thinking about this one myself earlier..
Where did this idea start off??
First I heard of it was on a adult trade magazine year planner along with a load of other what looks like made up special days.
Hard to imagine who could have originated the idea. |
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"Who's written that just out of interest,man or woman?
A couple who don't need a certain day to show there love for each other."
It's about steak and a bj,not blinking love! Unless I'm missing something... |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"Who's written that just out of interest,man or woman?
A couple who don't need a certain day to show there love for each other.
It's about steak and a bj,not blinking love! Unless I'm missing something..."
The day I need to tell a bloke I love him to get to give him a BJ is the day I hang up my swinging shoes. |
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"Who's written that just out of interest,man or woman?
A couple who don't need a certain day to show there love for each other.
It's about steak and a bj,not blinking love! Unless I'm missing something..."
Yes you are, research it and you will see it was invented as a kind of pay back to valentines day when a man is supposed to show his love for a woman in (or not in) his life. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's a tongue in cheek response from men in reaction to some people's expectations of Valentine's Day.
"Boo hoo, stop having fun in ways you enjoy but I don't" |
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"Who's written that just out of interest,man or woman?
A couple who don't need a certain day to show there love for each other.
It's about steak and a bj,not blinking love! Unless I'm missing something...
The day I need to tell a bloke I love him to get to give him a BJ is the day I hang up my swinging shoes."
I may try it,I'm thinking he may a mile though or make his erection shrivel away  |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"Who's written that just out of interest,man or woman?
A couple who don't need a certain day to show there love for each other.
It's about steak and a bj,not blinking love! Unless I'm missing something...
The day I need to tell a bloke I love him to get to give him a BJ is the day I hang up my swinging shoes.
I may try it,I'm thinking he may a mile though or make his erection shrivel away "
Please report back about the abject fear on his face.  |
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"Who's written that just out of interest,man or woman?
A couple who don't need a certain day to show there love for each other.
It's about steak and a bj,not blinking love! Unless I'm missing something...
Yes you are, research it and you will see it was invented as a kind of pay back to valentines day when a man is supposed to show his love for a woman in (or not in) his life."
Ah well,on your knees then,that's after you've dished the steak out of course. However,not knowing who has posted ignore that |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Who's written that just out of interest,man or woman?
A couple who don't need a certain day to show there love for each other.
It's about steak and a bj,not blinking love! Unless I'm missing something...
Yes you are, research it and you will see it was invented as a kind of pay back to valentines day when a man is supposed to show his love for a woman in (or not in) his life."
I think you're taking it a bit seriously. It's only meant to be a lighthearted thing. |
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"Who's written that just out of interest,man or woman?
A couple who don't need a certain day to show there love for each other.
It's about steak and a bj,not blinking love! Unless I'm missing something...
The day I need to tell a bloke I love him to get to give him a BJ is the day I hang up my swinging shoes.
I may try it,I'm thinking he may a mile though or make his erection shrivel away
Please report back about the abject fear on his face. "
Run a mile that should have said and yes I will indeed. Thinking about it I should really tie him to something first so he can't leg it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Its kinda the opposite of valentines isnt it? As in 'fuck that lovey dovey shite and give me what i want'.
None of my vanilla friends have heard of it. I only heard of it on here...hard one for me to explain that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Its kinda the opposite of valentines isnt it? As in 'fuck that lovey dovey shite and give me what i want'.
None of my vanilla friends have heard of it. I only heard of it on here...hard one for me to explain that "
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It's all over social media |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm dismayed daily on here by the lack of ability to see the light hearted humour in life..
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Yeah well that's obviously your lack of humour in appreciating other people's lack of humour obviously  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm dismayed daily on here by the lack of ability to see the light hearted humour in life..
Yeah well that's obviously your lack of humour in appreciating other people's lack of humour obviously "
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Obviously  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Its kinda the opposite of valentines isnt it? As in 'fuck that lovey dovey shite and give me what i want'.
None of my vanilla friends have heard of it. I only heard of it on here...hard one for me to explain that
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It's all over social media "
Im always on here but thats what i said oh saw it on twitter lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Its kinda the opposite of valentines isnt it? As in 'fuck that lovey dovey shite and give me what i want'.
None of my vanilla friends have heard of it. I only heard of it on here...hard one for me to explain that
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It's all over social media
Im always on here but thats what i said oh saw it on twitter lol"
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I wonder how long it takes before the shops cash in on it |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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"Who in gods name invented steak and bj day. Complete bollocks just like valentines day. Why should anyone need a special day to show that they love their partner. Seems to me that a lot of people should oil their door hinges and force it open, there is a world out there you know."
Someone else never got their steak |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Its kinda the opposite of valentines isnt it? As in 'fuck that lovey dovey shite and give me what i want'.
None of my vanilla friends have heard of it. I only heard of it on here...hard one for me to explain that
..
It's all over social media
Im always on here but thats what i said oh saw it on twitter lol
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I wonder how long it takes before the shops cash in on it "
Omg can you imagine that will be hilarious   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its kinda the opposite of valentines isnt it? As in 'fuck that lovey dovey shite and give me what i want'.
None of my vanilla friends have heard of it. I only heard of it on here...hard one for me to explain that
..
It's all over social media
Im always on here but thats what i said oh saw it on twitter lol
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I wonder how long it takes before the shops cash in on it "
I bet you can if you looked online for it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its kinda the opposite of valentines isnt it? As in 'fuck that lovey dovey shite and give me what i want'.
None of my vanilla friends have heard of it. I only heard of it on here...hard one for me to explain that
..
It's all over social media
Im always on here but thats what i said oh saw it on twitter lol
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I wonder how long it takes before the shops cash in on it
Omg can you imagine that will be hilarious "
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Hmm.. Dragons den moment  .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its kinda the opposite of valentines isnt it? As in 'fuck that lovey dovey shite and give me what i want'.
None of my vanilla friends have heard of it. I only heard of it on here...hard one for me to explain that
..
It's all over social media
Im always on here but thats what i said oh saw it on twitter lol
..
I wonder how long it takes before the shops cash in on it
Omg can you imagine that will be hilarious
..
Hmm.. Dragons den moment .. "
Im in  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its kinda the opposite of valentines isnt it? As in 'fuck that lovey dovey shite and give me what i want'.
None of my vanilla friends have heard of it. I only heard of it on here...hard one for me to explain that
..
It's all over social media
Im always on here but thats what i said oh saw it on twitter lol
..
I wonder how long it takes before the shops cash in on it
I bet you can if you looked online for it."
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You can yes.. I'm just having a giggle..
The favourite card verse... Make his steak rare.. And his BJ well done ..
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"Who in gods name invented steak and bj day. Complete bollocks just like valentines day. Why should anyone need a special day to show that they love their partner. Seems to me that a lot of people should oil their door hinges and force it open, there is a world out there you know.
Someone else never got their steak "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Its kinda the opposite of valentines isnt it? As in 'fuck that lovey dovey shite and give me what i want'.
None of my vanilla friends have heard of it. I only heard of it on here...hard one for me to explain that
..
It's all over social media
Im always on here but thats what i said oh saw it on twitter lol
..
I wonder how long it takes before the shops cash in on it
I bet you can if you looked online for it.
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You can yes.. I'm just having a giggle..
The favourite card verse... Make his steak rare.. And his BJ well done ..
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Haha brilliant  |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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For anyone who's interested all the butchers had steak on special offer at the weekend, I was treated to some excellent Aberdeen Angus sirloin.
I may be occupied for a short time, please carry on without me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Its kinda the opposite of valentines isnt it? As in 'fuck that lovey dovey shite and give me what i want'.
None of my vanilla friends have heard of it. I only heard of it on here...hard one for me to explain that
..
It's all over social media
Im always on here but thats what i said oh saw it on twitter lol
..
I wonder how long it takes before the shops cash in on it
Omg can you imagine that will be hilarious
..
Hmm.. Dragons den moment ..
Im in "
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Pussy shaped steak..,. Puts a whole new take on 'eating pussy' (hate that saying BTW) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Has anyone seen the cards you can get from your pet? 
FFS this is just wrong. ..I cant watch Turner and Hooch again!"
I know lol laughed my arse off i can think of loads who will buy them |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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"'Happy steak and put your penis in my mouth day' card. This is a whole new world to me,I need a man to love "
Do you really need to be so crude?
That's what us men are here for  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Has anyone seen the cards you can get from your pet?
FFS this is just wrong. ..I cant watch Turner and Hooch again!
I know lol laughed my arse off i can think of loads who will buy them "
My causin bought greeting cards as if sent from their dog |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Has anyone seen the cards you can get from your pet?
FFS this is just wrong. ..I cant watch Turner and Hooch again!
I know lol laughed my arse off i can think of loads who will buy them
My causin bought greeting cards as if sent from their dog "
Yes i darent tell my aunt she will buy them out |
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"'Happy steak and put your penis in my mouth day' card. This is a whole new world to me,I need a man to love
Do you really need to be so crude?
That's what us men are here for "
It's not me,it's a card you can buy |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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"'Happy steak and put your penis in my mouth day' card. This is a whole new world to me,I need a man to love
Do you really need to be so crude?
That's what us men are here for
It's not me,it's a card you can buy "
When you put it like that I would be delighted  |
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"'Happy steak and put your penis in my mouth day' card. This is a whole new world to me,I need a man to love
Do you really need to be so crude?
That's what us men are here for
It's not me,it's a card you can buy
When you put it like that I would be delighted "
Cards in the post |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"http://www.dailydot.com/lol/steak-and-bj-day/
Point proven a load of shite.
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Oh lighten up.. it's a bit of tongue in cheek fun "
Seems a bit serious to believe...
Op...is this mock annoyance? Nobody can be annoyed over such a tongue in cheek light hearted thing surely?
If you are...get out more! Really.... |
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