I fancy going to the football but we are late leaving and so we wont get there for the kick off, plus we have to leave early as we have a wedding to go to .... hate it when things get in the way of the footie. Mrs. |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"lunch first?
Go on then what are we having? 
something light as I am an old fucker and don't want to peak too soon and be left laying in a sweaty heap
You still have some life left in you  "
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
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"lunch first?
Go on then what are we having?
something light as I am an old fucker and don't want to peak too soon and be left laying in a sweaty heap
You still have some life left in you
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Are we going to have bum sex? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I finish hoovering first, unless you want to involve Henry in proceedings ?
Sarah 
Vacuuming!!.....sorry
You must be posher where you are ! "
Naa im just your typical northen monkey....i was just being a smart arse  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Im sat watching the two ronnies in my dressing gown and i wont be moving,not even for you miss cc 
Bloody charming  "
But if you send some naked pics of you i can tamper with myself |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Im sat watching the two ronnies in my dressing gown and i wont be moving,not even for you miss cc
Bloody charming
But if you send some naked pics of you i can tamper with myself"
I don't do naked |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
I'm a bloke, so yeah,
I've a poorly little lady at home though so ..as much as yeah I'm going to have to say not tonight my little ladies got a headache. |
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Just about to go shopping, all those yummy mummys' in Waitrose, not looking at me.
"so sir thats 7 meals for one and a box of chenin blanc, anything else?" |
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"Just about to go shopping, all those yummy mummys' in Waitrose, not looking at me.
"so sir thats 7 meals for one and a box of chenin blanc, anything else?""
Didn't you forget the big box of tissues? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"don,t we all. xxxxxx
I do I'm a right horn dog at the moment...think I need a regular bed buddy
It's now been 8 hours woman,you not sorted yet  "
Jeeze I'd fuck you allllll day |
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"don,t we all. xxxxxx
I do I'm a right horn dog at the moment...think I need a regular bed buddy
It's now been 8 hours woman,you not sorted yet
I wish but alas it's that time of the month "
Well it's nice to share  |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
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"don,t we all. xxxxxx
I do I'm a right horn dog at the moment...think I need a regular bed buddy
It's now been 8 hours woman,you not sorted yet
I wish but alas it's that time of the month
Well it's nice to share "
It's only a period |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Could do some spooning
Will you whisper sweet scouse nothing's in my ear
It's a deal x lol
Woop woop
"Go ed girl it's on" ha ha
Bring your scouse accent and we will spoon "
It's on it's way laaaa |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Could do some spooning
Will you whisper sweet scouse nothing's in my ear
It's a deal x lol
Woop woop
"Go ed girl it's on" ha ha
Bring your scouse accent and we will spoon
It's on it's way laaaa"
Hurry up then |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Could do some spooning
Will you whisper sweet scouse nothing's in my ear
It's a deal x lol
Woop woop
"Go ed girl it's on" ha ha
Bring your scouse accent and we will spoon
It's on it's way laaaa
Hurry up then "
I wish lol  |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Could do some spooning
Will you whisper sweet scouse nothing's in my ear
It's a deal x lol
Woop woop
"Go ed girl it's on" ha ha
Bring your scouse accent and we will spoon
It's on it's way laaaa
Hurry up then
I wish lol "
Me too |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Could do some spooning
Will you whisper sweet scouse nothing's in my ear
It's a deal x lol
Woop woop
"Go ed girl it's on" ha ha
Bring your scouse accent and we will spoon
It's on it's way laaaa
Hurry up then
I wish lol
Me too "
Manage to wink and send you friends invite at least lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Could do some spooning
Will you whisper sweet scouse nothing's in my ear
It's a deal x lol
Woop woop
"Go ed girl it's on" ha ha
Bring your scouse accent and we will spoon
It's on it's way laaaa
Hurry up then
I wish lol
Me too "
Action people! Get those wishes fulfilled |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Could do some spooning
Will you whisper sweet scouse nothing's in my ear
It's a deal x lol
Woop woop
"Go ed girl it's on" ha ha
Bring your scouse accent and we will spoon
It's on it's way laaaa
Hurry up then
I wish lol
Me too
Action people! Get those wishes fulfilled "
Working on it. Ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nope, I'm good ta! 
Oh you got laid?
What was the foam like 
It fucking stinks
Ewww 
My hair stinks
Haha, but was it worth it?
Yes I was prancing around in just my knickers "
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