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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago
CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. MOORLANDS & BARMOUTH. |
"Couple arguing, she said to him I'm not saying your ugly but you should have your own flavour monster munch"
I told hubby I was gonna draw a Nipple on his head cuz at times he is a real tit head mwhaha  Suzi |
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"Did you get dressed in the dark?! "
Ha. That reminds me of one a friend once said to me after I'd had a bad haircut: "looks like you cut your hair in the dark with a bread knife". To be fair, it was a crap hairdo! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Husband says to wife tell me something that will make me happy and said and the same time
Wife replied I slept with your best friend you was bigger though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Face like a busted sofa (first heard from a guy with a really thick N Irish accent) "
Looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp...or has a face like a slapped arse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Heard this insult between two students in Leeds and it shot the other down in seconds.
" Maybe if you ate some of that makeup you could be pretty on the inside " |
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I think there's not enough insults on statuses
I'm always reading 'wonderful orgasm thank you, you know who you are'
How about 'useless in bed, you know who you are ' or 'was that a cock or a chipolata? You know who you are'
That would liven things up a bit! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I heard that when you were born the midwife slapped your mum.
Is it true you were nearly called aday? Because when your dad first saw you he said "holy christ let's call it a day" |
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By *errygTV/TS
over a year ago
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i was in the pub drinking to a local hardman, a man came up to him and ask for a loan of 200 quid, he said if you dont pay u back you will give me a good hiding, he replied pointing to me if you dont you have a face like his, his mate said no fucker can hit that hard. one of them pubs where insults are standard,im polite to the big man i call him cosmetically chalenged |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I didn't realise the circus was in town!!!
I may be d*unk but in the morning I'll be sober.
You my dear will still ugly
( copyright Winston Churchill) "
"sir, if I were your wife I would flavour your brandy with poison"
Ma'am, if I were your husband I would drink that brandy"
(courtesy or the same sir Churchill)
Face like a dropped pie
(courtesy of our antipodean friends) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You've got an ass like a freight train going down a dirt road.
...fell out if the ugly tree and hit branch on the way down.
...he's...(pause thoughtfully as if searching fir the right word) 'unfortunate' looking. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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My late dad and his brother used to take the piss out of each other.
When I was a kid, my dad said to my uncle 'you've got a face like a dropped pie' 
I was giggling for weeks after that |
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