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over a year ago
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I feel your pain!! I've just had a whole box of screws fall off a shelf in the cupboard under the stairs!! Didn't fall on me but boy did I let out a few choice words and left them on the floor!!! Bastard things!!   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Muther fucking fucker carry on as you were
Just as bad as stepping barefoot on an electric plug or a piece of Lego! Ouch is an understatement!"
The Lego are the worst  , although hitting your pinky toe on the side of the doors as you walk past is even worse. |
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"Muther fucking fucker carry on as you were
Just as bad as stepping barefoot on an electric plug or a piece of Lego! Ouch is an understatement!
The Lego are the worst , although hitting your pinky toe on the side of the doors as you walk past is even worse."
Clear lego pieces are the worst. They are in stealth mode!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Muther fucking fucker carry on as you were
Just as bad as stepping barefoot on an electric plug or a piece of Lego! Ouch is an understatement!
The Lego are the worst , although hitting your pinky toe on the side of the doors as you walk past is even worse.
Clear lego pieces are the worst. They are in stealth mode! "
Or when you wake up in the middle of the night to go loo, and they're still scattered all over the floor |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I bet you blamed whatever you stubbed your toe on...
Corner of my ikea bed...I thought those fucking Swedish designers "
were you distracted by meatballs?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Muther fucking fucker carry on as you were
Just as bad as stepping barefoot on an electric plug or a piece of Lego! Ouch is an understatement!
The Lego are the worst , although hitting your pinky toe on the side of the doors as you walk past is even worse.
Clear lego pieces are the worst. They are in stealth mode!
Or when you wake up in the middle of the night to go loo, and they're still scattered all over the floor "
You still play with lego, don't you?  |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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My bed is in two halves, as large divans usually are, so it has wheels halfway down each side.
The wheels are quite near the edge and I'm forever catching my toes on them and tearing the skin/nail. It's fucking painful. I'm considering wrapping the fuckers in bubble wrap. The wheels, not the toes. Although wrapping the toes would probably also work. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"Muther fucking fucker carry on as you were
Just as bad as stepping barefoot on an electric plug or a piece of Lego! Ouch is an understatement!
The Lego are the worst , although hitting your pinky toe on the side of the doors as you walk past is even worse.
Clear lego pieces are the worst. They are in stealth mode!
Or when you wake up in the middle of the night to go loo, and they're still scattered all over the floor
You still play with lego, don't you? "
You don't? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oof. Feet are so bladdy sensitive! I once trod on a nail which went through the sole of my trainers...if that makes anyone feel any better!"
I cringed  .
This reminded me of the time when I was younger and me and my friend were playing bowling at this house. Somehow the wooden floor cracked in one place, I didn't notice it and ended up with a splinter the size of my thumb in my toe  . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Muther fucking fucker carry on as you were
Just as bad as stepping barefoot on an electric plug or a piece of Lego! Ouch is an understatement!
The Lego are the worst , although hitting your pinky toe on the side of the doors as you walk past is even worse.
Clear lego pieces are the worst. They are in stealth mode!
Or when you wake up in the middle of the night to go loo, and they're still scattered all over the floor
You still play with lego, don't you? "
Nope, but you don't forget these type of things ;D, I remember my childhood really well and I'm amazed to still be alive. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"Oof. Feet are so bladdy sensitive! I once trod on a nail which went through the sole of my trainers...if that makes anyone feel any better!"
I once bought a pair of platform boots that had two nails sticking from inside the platform into the inside of one of the boots.
They weren't long enough for me to feel until I stood up.
Cue 4 hours in A&E. |
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