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Best excuses for Where you may of picked up a STD to the wife/husband!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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tell them you got it off someone who is the opposite sex of your partner (if your not bi).
they'll be so confused at your new sexuality that they won't care, much, you have an STD. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When my husband and I were dating, he came down with mumps, but which he was initially convinced was an STD.
He thought I must've cheated on him. I hadn't! I was thinking, well I know I haven't cheated and he's the one with the medical problem so he must've cheated.
Turns out we were both faithful. Doh.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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At a recent visit to the GUM clinic, a woman with a young child in a pushchair appeared genuinely distressed and broke down in floods of tears in the reception area.
Through the sobs (before being lead away by staff), it transpired that her husband had passed on an STD gained from cheating, and it wasn't the first time.
Anyone seeing that level of distress would think twice about "excuses".
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"At a recent visit to the GUM clinic, a woman with a young child in a pushchair appeared genuinely distressed and broke down in floods of tears in the reception area.
Through the sobs (before being lead away by staff), it transpired that her husband had passed on an STD gained from cheating, and it wasn't the first time.
Anyone seeing that level of distress would think twice about "excuses".
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My 1st visit to GUM was because my husband cheated. I felt so humiliated because it wasn't my choice to be there. Luckily I was clear but I really feel for anyone who is infected due to a cheating partner. |
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By *ty31Man
over a year ago
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I accidentally disturbed a wasps nest whilst gardening. Some of them flew down my trousers and stung my groin so I ripped off my trousers and pants and tried to run away from them. The stings had swollen my genitals and I had an erection because of this. Running so fast, I tripped over and happened to land on the lady next door who just happened to be sunbathing naked in her garden. My penis inadvertently entered her Vagina briefly and that's how I caught chlamydia.
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"At a recent visit to the GUM clinic, a woman with a young child in a pushchair appeared genuinely distressed and broke down in floods of tears in the reception area.
Through the sobs (before being lead away by staff), it transpired that her husband had passed on an STD gained from cheating, and it wasn't the first time.
Anyone seeing that level of distress would think twice about "excuses".
My 1st visit to GUM was because my husband cheated. I felt so humiliated because it wasn't my choice to be there. Luckily I was clear but I really feel for anyone who is infected due to a cheating partner. "
My first visit was due to the same reason. I too had nothing |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I was advised to get the full array of tests when my first wife discovered one of her extra marital partners had some nastiest whizzing around inside him. It was one of the most tense periods of my life. I wouldn't ever wish that experience or those feelings on anyone. |
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