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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Let me know ..........
That was it a new low for us lol , obviously not even read the profile but why would he , How bad have other 1st messages been ? |
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The worst one seems to be: "Hi X, how are you." Followed by any carefully written introduction picking up on themes from the recipient's profile or status updates. It's pretty much guaranteed a stiff ignoring.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hi I love big black cock, and I want to worship your n!@ger dick.
First and only time I have had to block someone, I need to be clear, I'm so much more than my skin colour, I'm a person too, and I think I deserve to be treated as such  |
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By *al2001Man
over a year ago
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I swear to god a girl sent me a pic of her infected foot 
Asks how she was and she send back " I'm terrible,look.."
And there it was,pic of a big infected foot
Was on fab too so she uploaded it here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I swear to god a girl sent me a pic of her infected foot
Asks how she was and she send back " I'm terrible,look.."
And there it was,pic of a big infected foot
Was on fab too so she uploaded it here"
Did the mods mistake it for a granny growler or something |
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By *al2001Man
over a year ago
kildare |
"I swear to god a girl sent me a pic of her infected foot
Asks how she was and she send back " I'm terrible,look.."
And there it was,pic of a big infected foot
Was on fab too so she uploaded it here
Did the mods mistake it for a granny growler or something "
I've seen plenty of pics here of what looks like infected swollen bits. It fitted right in  |
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"'Sexy black n****r', from some woman who seems to think chat like that will excite me.
It did the opposite!!!  "
Someone actually thought that was appropriate to send in the hope of getting a shag?!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi I love big black cock, and I want to worship your n!@ger dick.
First and only time I have had to block someone, I need to be clear, I'm so much more than my skin colour, I'm a person too, and I think I deserve to be treated as such "
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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"You're much hotter than my boring girlfriend. "
Oh God, I hate those ones. I am always really, really tempted to launch a vitriolic reply back but I tend to find blocking the saner option. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a private glory hole in my living room, wanna play?"
Me - "no thanks buddy"
"Why? I'm smooth, you wouldn't even know the difference"
Worst first and second message ever!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any message that starts with...
Hi both!
When I'm clearly a single woman 
Maybe they were talking to the left and the right? Boobies that is? "
I didn't think of that! Silly me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't know about the worst but I just hate the single "meet?" openers. I mean, if you can't string more than that together after reading my profile what hope is there? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't know about the worst but I just hate the single "meet?" openers. I mean, if you can't string more than that together after reading my profile what hope is there?"
I doubt very much your profile would have even been read lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't know about the worst but I just hate the single "meet?" openers. I mean, if you can't string more than that together after reading my profile what hope is there?I doubt very much your profile would have even been read lol "
Yep, I get that impression  I treat it as a handy ignore signal now, crappy opener? Likely ignore |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can I come pick you up so you can suck my dick?
Erm no fuck off
And
I'm worried my cock is small, can you give me your opinion as a hot woman I would like to fuck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't know about the worst but I just hate the single "meet?" openers. I mean, if you can't string more than that together after reading my profile what hope is there?I doubt very much your profile would have even been read lol
Yep, I get that impression I treat it as a handy ignore signal now, crappy opener? Likely ignore "
it says on my profile in big letters 6 times NO FRIEND INVITES UNTIL WEVE MET however I get around 5 invites per day so a definite ignore indicator for me x |
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Amoung the normal "hi" "hows you" & "wow", I've had
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xx
fuck?
meet now
I wanna fuck your arse and make you bleed.
Can I stick my cock down your throat till you gag, them cum in your mouth and you can spit dribble it back in my mouth.
And my personal favourite...
You are a fat ugly cunt and why would anyone want to fuck you, your mother must be spinning in her grave (she is still alive fyi) I hope you get AIDS.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Amoung the normal "hi" "hows you" & "wow", I've had
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xx
fuck?
meet now
I wanna fuck your arse and make you bleed.
Can I stick my cock down your throat till you gag, them cum in your mouth and you can spit dribble it back in my mouth.
And my personal favourite...
You are a fat ugly cunt and why would anyone want to fuck you, your mother must be spinning in her grave (she is still alive fyi) I hope you get AIDS.
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So how did the meet go ?  |
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"Would you guys be interested in being dominated. I'd love to be the master of a whole family where parents and kids do as I say "
This one! I can't just stop laughing.
Some people's sarcasm is just higher than the sky. Did you guys reply, or didn't you see the humour in it although the kids thing was a bit too much. |
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"Hi, how's u?"
If this is your worst message, then you're probably the luckiest. You guys should understand that not everyone likes or know how to start a conversation with an introduction/ background/ aim as there're higher delete rates I guess. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would you guys be interested in being dominated. I'd love to be the master of a whole family where parents and kids do as I say
This one! I can't just stop laughing.
Some people's sarcasm is just higher than the sky. Did you guys reply, or didn't you see the humour in it although the kids thing was a bit too much."
We thought he was joking till the conversation progressed and realised he was deadly serious he was instantly blocked x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Worst 1st message? I can't decide between:
"I want to breed you"
"Y u not meeting? U on your period?"
"I want to eat your shit. I seriously want it in my mouth"
And the hopeful one that made me laugh:
"Meet me at McDonalds car park tonight at midnight. I will be in xxxxx car. I will flash you IF I like the look of you, and only then you can come over to the car." (This from a guy with zero profile pics.) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've had a few corkers.
I want to smell your bum hole.
Fuck my man cunt
Iet me impregnate your missus
Fit
Hi
Meet
Accom now
And my personal favourite which I got just a couple of days back, give me 100 quid and I'll fuck your missus
I'm considering his offer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I always try to be polite in any message. Maybe some guys are very frustrating because most of women have some strange requirements about first message.
"how are you - YES I'M FINE
And
"guys use imagination with your first message "
Wtf??? writing poetry?? This not that website.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We've had
"do you want to watch me cut my cock off?"
Claire "
Can you remember who that was an ask them to message me, that's something I'd want to see.
I don't have that many bad messages, my worst messages are those organised fun ones where they write a really long paragraph saying they're gonna do this and that to my pussy and boobs and bottom, and I'm gonna produce lots of juices, I hate hate hate horrible organised fun messages! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The laziest ones we get are...
Hey!
hi
The ones that DONT read a profile first tend to annoy, obviously blokes trying their luck, but will find they get blocked.
The usual messages where the sender doesn't understand what a couple mean too... plenty of rubbish that goes into the bin  |
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Or maybe the worst first messages are the ones which don't arrive at all, just a faceless profile sending a friend request after no prior contact whatsoever. Then not responding, when I politely ask if we have met or chatted before.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Too many to choose from. Yesterday's classic was 'wanna blow me'. At least with fancy a fuk there's something in it for me "
I'm still waiting for an answer |
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"Too many to choose from. Yesterday's classic was 'wanna blow me'. At least with fancy a fuk there's something in it for me
I'm still waiting for an answer "
Ok I'll reply here - thanks for the offer but not sure how I can blow you with that sexy hazmat suit on  |
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"Too many to choose from. Yesterday's classic was 'wanna blow me'. At least with fancy a fuk there's something in it for me "
Similar one recently. Can I unload in your mouth?
Have you had a poo yet today?
To which I replied "no not yet"
His reply "why not? Fat girls shit loads"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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' would oh be interested in letting me spunk in your face'. Admittedly not the strangest 1st message I hear you say
But that was the header......
The message was a very precise description of how he and his bf we're going to use and abuse my arse mouth and any other part possible to achieve cumming on my face.
Profile says straight by the way |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No, there wasn't a '?' , so not sure if it was a question or a statement "
Was a question of course but was meant in a funny way not a go on tell me way |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Too many to choose from. Yesterday's classic was 'wanna blow me'. At least with fancy a fuk there's something in it for me
I'm still waiting for an answer
Ok I'll reply here - thanks for the offer but not sure how I can blow you with that sexy hazmat suit on "
There are secret openings in the suit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No, there wasn't a '?' , so not sure if it was a question or a statement
Was a question of course but was meant in a funny way not a go on tell me way "
Ha ha, I guessed that...my reply was meant in a funny way, I obviously nailed it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No, there wasn't a '?' , so not sure if it was a question or a statement
Was a question of course but was meant in a funny way not a go on tell me way
Ha ha, I guessed that...my reply was meant in a funny way, I obviously nailed it "
Touché hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Most messages I get from women or couples ( bar those on my friends list) are crap. They normally send some short three word message which would be exactly the sort of message that they don't want to receive.
I know it's a numbers game. So lots of people are rather up themselves on here. But that sort of behaviour does make you really unattractive.
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