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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
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"Cos there are some right mardy arses hell bent on a nark on here today "
No alcohol consumed here.
There does seem to be something in the air the last few days. More than usual anyway.
I've been pulling a lot of these    |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cos there are some right mardy arses hell bent on a nark on here today "
Ive noticed that.... there's a funny mood in the forums recently.
I'm making a cuppa if you'd like one |
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"Cos there are some right mardy arses hell bent on a nark on here today
I'll have one if you're buying Granny 
Where shall I have it delivered ?"
To my boudoir if you could be so kind, will there be nibbles as well? |
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"Cos there are some right mardy arses hell bent on a nark on here today
I'll have one if you're buying Granny
Where shall I have it delivered ?
To my boudoir if you could be so kind, will there be nibbles as well? "
Did you say nipples ? |
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"Cos there are some right mardy arses hell bent on a nark on here today
Ive noticed that.... there's a funny mood in the forums recently.
I'm making a cuppa if you'd like one"
Yes please. No milk tho .. or sugar. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm having a nice cold corona with a dash of lime mmmm x
In my day ( made me laugh then ) corona was lemonade...... no bull."
Yeah baby I'm hard-core lol ...it's all i had in the fridge except a bottle of champagne but don't fancy drinking that by myself lol x |
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"Cos there are some right mardy arses hell bent on a nark on here today
I'll have one if you're buying Granny
Where shall I have it delivered ?
To my boudoir if you could be so kind, will there be nibbles as well?
Did you say nipples ?"
Only when they're all oiled up |
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"Cos there are some right mardy arses hell bent on a nark on here today
Grumpy old fart!
Large Jammy Red Roo please - and a small one for the Demon  "
I can't be doing with new fangled stuff. You can have two fosters n lump it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cos there are some right mardy arses hell bent on a nark on here today
I'll have one if you're buying Granny
Where shall I have it delivered ?
To my boudoir if you could be so kind, will there be nibbles as well?
Did you say nipples ?
Only when they're all oiled up "
Oiled nipples?
Are the Badgers?
Deep fried? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm having a nice cold corona with a dash of lime mmmm x
In my day ( made me laugh then ) corona was lemonade...... no bull.
Yeah baby I'm hard-core lol ...it's all i had in the fridge except a bottle of champagne but don't fancy drinking that by myself lol x"
Well who said you had to drink it on your one only waiting for an invite |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They can get d*unk today coz there no school till Tuesday
Are you a teacher ?"
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No, I'd love to be a teacher though, I think it's one of the most Nobelist professions. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cos there are some right mardy arses hell bent on a nark on here today
Grumpy old fart!
Large Jammy Red Roo please - and a small one for the Demon
I can't be doing with new fangled stuff. You can have two fosters n lump it."
It's wine you ingrained geriatric!
Well I've made us both a Disaronno and Lime seeing as you couldn't be arsed...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bells whiskey, neat
At least treat yourself to an ice cube? "
Bells?dear lord thats horrible
Have a glenfid...glenff....glenfiddig....
Oh you know what i mean |
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"Cos there are some right mardy arses hell bent on a nark on here today
Grumpy old fart!
Large Jammy Red Roo please - and a small one for the Demon
I can't be doing with new fangled stuff. You can have two fosters n lump it.
It's wine you ingrained geriatric!
Well I've made us both a Disaronno and Lime seeing as you couldn't be arsed... "
I know. I looked it up. Cheap n nasty and not alone :P |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"Cos there are some right mardy arses hell bent on a nark on here today "
I'm drinking,but I'm Scottish,so it's a traditional thing.
The last time I went a full week without drinking,they tried to throw me out.
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"Cos there are some right mardy arses hell bent on a nark on here today
I'm drinking,but I'm Scottish,so it's a traditional thing.
The last time I went a full week without drinking,they tried to throw me out.
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I haven't had any and it's too late now. |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"Cos there are some right mardy arses hell bent on a nark on here today
I'm drinking,but I'm Scottish,so it's a traditional thing.
The last time I went a full week without drinking,they tried to throw me out.
I haven't had any and it's too late now."
It's never to late,neck a bottle of wine,then start arguing with yourself.
It's like a real night out.
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"Cos there are some right mardy arses hell bent on a nark on here today
I'm drinking,but I'm Scottish,so it's a traditional thing.
The last time I went a full week without drinking,they tried to throw me out.
I haven't had any and it's too late now.
It's never to late,neck a bottle of wine,then start arguing with yourself.
It's like a real night out.
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How could I argue with someone who is always right ? |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"Cos there are some right mardy arses hell bent on a nark on here today
I'm drinking,but I'm Scottish,so it's a traditional thing.
The last time I went a full week without drinking,they tried to throw me out.
I haven't had any and it's too late now.
It's never to late,neck a bottle of wine,then start arguing with yourself.
It's like a real night out.
How could I argue with someone who is always right ?"
Thank you granny,it must have taken some soul searching to come to that realisation.
Ps I bet the winks do your tits in the most.
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"Cos there are some right mardy arses hell bent on a nark on here today
I'm drinking,but I'm Scottish,so it's a traditional thing.
The last time I went a full week without drinking,they tried to throw me out.
I haven't had any and it's too late now.
It's never to late,neck a bottle of wine,then start arguing with yourself.
It's like a real night out.
How could I argue with someone who is always right ?
Thank you granny,it must have taken some soul searching to come to that realisation.
Ps I bet the winks do your tits in the most.
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soul ? |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"Cos there are some right mardy arses hell bent on a nark on here today
I'm drinking,but I'm Scottish,so it's a traditional thing.
The last time I went a full week without drinking,they tried to throw me out.
I haven't had any and it's too late now.
It's never to late,neck a bottle of wine,then start arguing with yourself.
It's like a real night out.
How could I argue with someone who is always right ?
Thank you granny,it must have taken some soul searching to come to that realisation.
Ps I bet the winks do your tits in the most.
soul ? "
Be honest.you said it yourself, I'm always right.
Oh happy days,it's down in black and white.
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"Cos there are some right mardy arses hell bent on a nark on here today
I'm drinking,but I'm Scottish,so it's a traditional thing.
The last time I went a full week without drinking,they tried to throw me out.
I haven't had any and it's too late now.
It's never to late,neck a bottle of wine,then start arguing with yourself.
It's like a real night out.
How could I argue with someone who is always right ?
Thank you granny,it must have taken some soul searching to come to that realisation.
Ps I bet the winks do your tits in the most.
soul ?
Be honest.you said it yourself, I'm always right.
Oh happy days,it's down in black and white.
"
Actually , dear heart , I meant me.
Let's run the whole thing by you again.
YOU: it's like a night out arguing with yourself.
ME: How could I argue with someone who is always right.
Now......
If you say im going to argue with myself and I say ..... yada yada yada.....
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"Cos there are some right mardy arses hell bent on a nark on here today
I'm drinking,but I'm Scottish,so it's a traditional thing.
The last time I went a full week without drinking,they tried to throw me out.
Your already arguing with yourself.you really
I haven't had any and it's too late now.
It's never to late,neck a bottle of wine,then start arguing with yourself.
It's like a real night out.
How could I argue with someone who is always right ?
Thank you granny,it must have taken some soul searching to come to that realisation.
Ps I bet the winks do your tits in the most.
soul ?
Be honest.you said it yourself, I'm always right.
Oh happy days,it's down in black and white.
Actually , dear heart , I meant me.
Let's run the whole thing by you again.
YOU: it's like a night out arguing with yourself.
ME: How could I argue with someone who is always right.
Now......
If you say im going to argue with myself and I say ..... yada yada yada.....
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Your already arguing with yourself.
You know you want me,and who can blame you,oh!except you.
Yada Yada Yada..... Is only a poor argument,for when you know it's right.
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"Cos there are some right mardy arses hell bent on a nark on here today
I'm drinking,but I'm Scottish,so it's a traditional thing.
The last time I went a full week without drinking,they tried to throw me out.
Your already arguing with yourself.you really
I haven't had any and it's too late now.
It's never to late,neck a bottle of wine,then start arguing with yourself.
It's like a real night out.
How could I argue with someone who is always right ?
Thank you granny,it must have taken some soul searching to come to that realisation.
Ps I bet the winks do your tits in the most.
soul ?
Be honest.you said it yourself, I'm always right.
Oh happy days,it's down in black and white.
Actually , dear heart , I meant me.
Let's run the whole thing by you again.
YOU: it's like a night out arguing with yourself.
ME: How could I argue with someone who is always right.
Now......
If you say im going to argue with myself and I say ..... yada yada yada.....
Your already arguing with yourself.
You know you want me,and who can blame you,oh!except you.
Yada Yada Yada..... Is only a poor argument,for when you know it's right.
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That was my seventh attempt.
The internets not easy when your steaming,although it does help,when you know your always right.
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