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the last thing you want is a really freaky sexy lady. .believe me. .the freakiness will far outweigh any of the sexiness. .and throwing two into the mix .that's just asking for trouble I don't think you've really thought this through. . |
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So,you want to be blindfolded and gagged, bent over with your wrists shackled to your ankles,a cock cage fitted,your arse filled with peanut butter and then fucked by a man with a huge dick,who is wearing a gimp suit? |
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"So,you want to be blindfolded and gagged, bent over with your wrists shackled to your ankles,a cock cage fitted,your arse filled with peanut butter and then fucked by a man with a huge dick,who is wearing a gimp suit? "
Make that blancmange,peanut butter will be too cloying. |
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"So,you want to be blindfolded and gagged, bent over with your wrists shackled to your ankles,a cock cage fitted,your arse filled with peanut butter and then fucked by a man with a huge dick,who is wearing a gimp suit?
Make that blancmange,peanut butter will be too cloying."
 
OP has not posted since has he?
I thinks HE'S freaked out!
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"In need of a really freaky sexy lady, or maybe 2"
Marvellous.....
The queue should by now be all down the street and round the corner...
There are hundreds of sex starved women on here utterly gagging for it
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"So,you want to be blindfolded and gagged, bent over with your wrists shackled to your ankles,a cock cage fitted,your arse filled with peanut butter and then fucked by a man with a huge dick,who is wearing a gimp suit?
Make that blancmange,peanut butter will be too cloying."
Make it crunchy and it's a whole other level of fetish  |
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"So,you want to be blindfolded and gagged, bent over with your wrists shackled to your ankles,a cock cage fitted,your arse filled with peanut butter and then fucked by a man with a huge dick,who is wearing a gimp suit?
Make that blancmange,peanut butter will be too cloying."
Sshhh! You can't use blancmange!
Even blancmange is wide eyed at this thread!
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"So,you want to be blindfolded and gagged, bent over with your wrists shackled to your ankles,a cock cage fitted,your arse filled with peanut butter and then fucked by a man with a huge dick,who is wearing a gimp suit?
Make that blancmange,peanut butter will be too cloying.
Make it crunchy and it's a whole other level of fetish "
Ha you beat me too it. I was going to say that! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So,you want to be blindfolded and gagged, bent over with your wrists shackled to your ankles,a cock cage fitted,your arse filled with peanut butter and then fucked by a man with a huge dick,who is wearing a gimp suit?
Make that blancmange,peanut butter will be too cloying.
Make it crunchy and it's a whole other level of fetish
Ha you beat me too it. I was going to say that!"
*to it. What's wrong with me today? |
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"They're in my under the stairs cupboard.
**bang bang**
Let me out 
Ssssshhhhh trollop, or I shall withhold cake privileges. "
**bang bang**
What kind of cake ? |
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"Bimbles in with a claim form and some crayons  "
Good thinking Tina. The crayons can be used to write HELP! on the windows to attract passers-by. The letters need to be written back to front and in reverse image, mind.
That might be difficult....
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"They're in my under the stairs cupboard.
**bang bang**
Let me out
Ssssshhhhh trollop, or I shall withhold cake privileges.
**bang bang**
What kind of cake ?"
Home made triple choc, melt in the middle muffins with choccy sprinkles. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"They're in my under the stairs cupboard.
**bang bang**
Let me out
Ssssshhhhh trollop, or I shall withhold cake privileges.
**bang bang**
What kind of cake ?
Home made triple choc, melt in the middle muffins with choccy sprinkles. "
Ohhhh okay I'll be good |
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"Excellent!
Can't believe the op has not come back to collect all his sluts :p
Or, at the very least some cake? "
Shhhh, we've eaten all the cake. Although I did have a couple of Jaffa Cakes left, but I think they might be a tiny bit squashed by now. |
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"Excellent!
Can't believe the op has not come back to collect all his sluts :p
Or, at the very least some cake?
Shhhh, we've eaten all the cake. Although I did have a couple of Jaffa Cakes left, but I think they might be a tiny bit squashed by now. "
Hands of my Jaffas cheeky man. |
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"In need of a really freaky sexy lady, or maybe 2"
This guy goes straight in. Never mind he looks like his balls haven't dropped yet, he knows what he wants in life. I mean how can any woman resist that? You're all being promised a night you won't forget....until his bedtime as it is a school day |
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"In need of a really freaky sexy lady, or maybe 2
This guy goes straight in. Never mind he looks like his balls haven't dropped yet, he knows what he wants in life. I mean how can any woman resist that? You're all being promised a night you won't forget....until his bedtime as it is a school day "
 fab has no like button so have a thumbs up instead |
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"Excellent!
Can't believe the op has not come back to collect all his sluts :p
Or, at the very least some cake?
Shhhh, we've eaten all the cake. Although I did have a couple of Jaffa Cakes left, but I think they might be a tiny bit squashed by now.
Hands of my Jaffas cheeky man. "
Deal, I think you might have something else I could put my hands on |
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"In need of a really freaky sexy lady, or maybe 2
This guy goes straight in. Never mind he looks like his balls haven't dropped yet, he knows what he wants in life. I mean how can any woman resist that? You're all being promised a night you won't forget....until his bedtime as it is a school day "
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over a year ago
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"69 Slutington drive, east slut, slutshire.....that's where I'd start looking OP.. "
Pmsl you really don't know just how close you got to putting my address then!  |
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over a year ago
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"Can i havé someee
Computer says no.
Can't the poor guy even have someee cyber sex 
Yes. But only with Dr0ne B0ts. Not even Chat bots want that."
There has to be a good connection? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can i havé someee
Computer says no.
Can't the poor guy even have someee cyber sex
Yes. But only with Dr0ne B0ts. Not even Chat bots want that.
There has to be a good connection? "
All our robots have fully functioning circuitry. Even the b-grade Dr0nes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd give you some advice but you wouldn't listen, no one ever does
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Shit, the . Now i have to choose whether to be a robot or a maestro...
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"I'd give you some advice but you wouldn't listen, no one ever does
Shit, the . Now i have to choose whether to be a robot or a maestro...
Updating music programmes :::::::::::::::::::
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Have you mated with Trademark to create a wole new genus of the populi  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd give you some advice but you wouldn't listen, no one ever does
Shit, the . Now i have to choose whether to be a robot or a maestro...
Updating music programmes :::::::::::::::::::
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Have you mated with Trademark to create a wole new genus of the populi "
Lol no. I only do the violins. |
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"Hi all, I can't be bothered to read every post since my last one.
Any news on the slut front?"
Yep - we're banging on his front door right now - but his mum said he has to finish his homework before he can 'pound dem pussies!'  |
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"Hi all, I can't be bothered to read every post since my last one.
Any news on the slut front?
Yep - we're banging on his front door right now - but his mum said he has to finish his homework before he can 'pound dem pussies!' "
That bish be always crampin his style! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi all, I can't be bothered to read every post since my last one.
Any news on the slut front?
Yep - we're banging on his front door right now - but his mum said he has to finish his homework before he can 'pound dem pussies!' "
That made me LOL...did i just say LOL,kill ne now |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lol no. I only do the violins.
Maybe you need an Ace upgrade
Or the smilies do.
Would love a whole orchestra.
I love orchestras
www.youtube.com/watch?v=umjYHLt56kg"
Isn't that a band?
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i'm not a robot any more btw, that stuff tires me out. |
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"69 Slutington drive, east slut, slutshire.....that's where I'd start looking OP..
Pmsl you really don't know just how close you got to putting my address then! "
I'm on my way..  |
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