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Doyou fancy going halves on a bastard?
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over a year ago
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Genuine chat up line received many many moons ago: "you have a really warm and welcoming aura, can I read you some of my poetry?" Cue the sound of laughter and heels retreating as my so called friends abandoned me. Biatches! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Beckon them over with your finger,if they come over say...If I can make you come with just my finger,imagine what I can do with my cock! 
I'll get my coat n order a taxi.....for one! |
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"Beckon them over with your finger,if they come over say...If I can make you come with just my finger,imagine what I can do with my cock!
I'll get my coat n order a taxi.....for one!"
I've heard that one before, but it still made me.....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You have the body of a goddess....a green goddess!
Slightly different but 1 of my chat up lines i use is....my body is a temple!!
A roman ruin"
I'm told I have the body of a god....
...Buddah. |
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"Beckon them over with your finger,if they come over say...If I can make you come with just my finger,imagine what I can do with my cock!
I'll get my coat n order a taxi.....for one!
I've heard that one before, but it still made me..... "
So when you heard it before,was it being used in the context of chatting you up?
I guess as long as they're laughing with you and not at you then you're halfway there  |
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"Beckon them over with your finger,if they come over say...If I can make you come with just my finger,imagine what I can do with my cock!
I'll get my coat n order a taxi.....for one!"
Worked on me - you've just pulled sir!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Beckon them over with your finger,if they come over say...If I can make you come with just my finger,imagine what I can do with my cock!
I'll get my coat n order a taxi.....for one!
Worked on me - you've just pulled sir! "
*Curls finger in a come hither fashion*
Whoopwhoop!  D'ya wanna chocolate gorgeous?  |
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i dont do chat up lines but my cousin once nearly got us both slapped by something like
him. are you ticklish
her erm yep giggle.
him erm erm good cos i wanna erm ticle your belly button from the inside,
the silence and look on her face wow lol |
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"Beckon them over with your finger,if they come over say...If I can make you come with just my finger,imagine what I can do with my cock!
I'll get my coat n order a taxi.....for one!"
Haha that's not a bad one to be fair  |
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"Beckon them over with your finger,if they come over say...If I can make you come with just my finger,imagine what I can do with my cock!
I'll get my coat n order a taxi.....for one!
Haha that's not a bad one to be fair "
Aye I guess it's not that bad after all,must try harder!
Do you like chocolate?....
Well drop your snickers n I'll give you a boooooost!  |
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"Beckon them over with your finger,if they come over say...If I can make you come with just my finger,imagine what I can do with my cock!
I'll get my coat n order a taxi.....for one!
Haha that's not a bad one to be fair
Aye I guess it's not that bad after all,must try harder!
Do you like chocolate?....
Well drop your snickers n I'll give you a boooooost! "
hahaha lv it |
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, can I bury it in you 
