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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm going out tomorrow...so I've had a spray tan.
I smell like a bag of two pences...all metallic, and my cream sheets have massive brown marks on them...
Complete pain in the arse.
What else do you do that's a pain in the arse to make yourselves more attractive? |
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"I'm going out tomorrow...so I've had a spray tan.
I smell like a bag of two pences...all metallic, and my cream sheets have massive brown marks on them...
Complete pain in the arse.
What else do you do that's a pain in the arse to make yourselves more attractive?"
Pluck nostril hair, more a pain in the nose than a pain in the arse though.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm going out tomorrow...so I've had a spray tan.
I smell like a bag of two pences...all metallic, and my cream sheets have massive brown marks on them...
Complete pain in the arse.
What else do you do that's a pain in the arse to make yourselves more attractive?
Pluck nostril hair, more a pain in the nose than a pain in the arse though. "
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"I'm going out tomorrow...so I've had a spray tan.
I smell like a bag of two pences...all metallic, and my cream sheets have massive brown marks on them...
Complete pain in the arse.
What else do you do that's a pain in the arse to make yourselves more attractive?
Pluck nostril hair, more a pain in the nose than a pain in the arse though.
Do they grow long otherwise? Lol"
Don't give the buggers chance, soon whip em out.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Pulling off corselettes and girdles after an evening out. Figure hugging and defining they may be once on, but getting the damn things off is very difficult and painful  |
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