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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I made the mistake of asking 'Siri'
What do women want ?
My fucking phone ain't shut up for 3 days"
Funniest thing I've heard for days... thanks for sharing that |
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"I made the mistake of asking 'Siri'
What do women want ?
My fucking phone ain't shut up for 3 days
3 days? 
You got off lightly Toothpaste 
Battery went flat  "
Your Síri is broken . Answer is:" you Colgate "
Mrs SB  |
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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago
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"I made the mistake of asking 'Siri'
What do women want ?
My fucking phone ain't shut up for 3 days
3 days?
You got off lightly Toothpaste
Battery went flat
Your Síri is broken . Answer is:" you Colgate "
Mrs SB "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's the best way to dispose of a body?
Pigs 
Mrs SB
Not pigs, one will squeal on you.
Taxi.......
They actually eat everything. Even the bones
Mrs SB "
You know too much about this.... 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's the best way to dispose of a body?
Pigs
Mrs SB
Not pigs, one will squeal on you.
Taxi.......
They actually eat everything. Even the bones
Mrs SB
You know too much about this....
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You only had to watch Snatch or Hannibal to know this! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's the best way to dispose of a body?
Pigs
Mrs SB
Only if you shave all hair off and remove teeth ....allegedly "
Chain saw and acid. ...according to CSI so it must be true. |
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"What's the best way to dispose of a body?"
Freeze it (takes about 14 hours at minus 20)
Saw it up and put the bits through a wood chipper then spread the still frozen chippings on a lake or at sea for the fishees |
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By *itSamCouple
over a year ago
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"What's the best way to dispose of a body?
Freeze it (takes about 14 hours at minus 20)
Saw it up and put the bits through a wood chipper then spread the still frozen chippings on a lake or at sea for the fishees"
From experience lol
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