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Comedy side effects to abstinence
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Blimey, I thought you were going to say it was two months since you'd had a drink.
(I was going to question it too  )
Mr ddc"
Hey its probably longer than that...3 months i think  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's been a couple of years:
I can't remember what the normal affects where.
I think Mine are
Porn has got boring and is quickly replaced by a addiction to boxsets.
Joining fab and having a unhealthy interest in everybody else's sex life.
The sex fear has creeped, especially if you ever get close to the prospect of sex again ( manuals are needed and advice in forums is required) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's been a couple of years:
I can't remember what the normal affects where.
I think Mine are
Porn has got boring and is quickly replaced by a addiction to boxsets.
Joining fab and having a unhealthy interest in everybody else's sex life.
The sex fear has creeped, especially if you ever get close to the prospect of sex again ( manuals are needed and advice in forums is required)"
Tick 1 and 3  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pah! Amateur! When you get to... *takes off shoes and socks* 17 months you forget what it's like to be bothered shaving your legs!  "
Is pray for you but ive a feeling ya dont give a shit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I find that when I've not had sex for a while my house is fucking spotlessly clean to the point of being in healthy, I woke up in the middle of the night once with the horn, and cleaned my oven and started defrosting my fridge |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I find that when I've not had sex for a while my house is fucking spotlessly clean to the point of being in healthy, I woke up in the middle of the night once with the horn, and cleaned my oven and started defrosting my fridge "
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"Pah! Amateur! When you get to... *takes off shoes and socks* 17 months you forget what it's like to be bothered shaving your legs!
Is pray for you but ive a feeling ya dont give a shit "
Correct! Maybe my mojo will reappear when I'm 50 and I'll turn into a total cougar!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I find that when I've not had sex for a while my house is fucking spotlessly clean to the point of being in healthy, I woke up in the middle of the night once with the horn, and cleaned my oven and started defrosting my fridge "
Haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I find that when I've not had sex for a while my house is fucking spotlessly clean to the point of being in healthy, I woke up in the middle of the night once with the horn, and cleaned my oven and started defrosting my fridge
Haha"
I do angry hoovering. |
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"I find that when I've not had sex for a while my house is fucking spotlessly clean to the point of being in healthy, I woke up in the middle of the night once with the horn, and cleaned my oven and started defrosting my fridge "
Do you wanna pop round my gaff next time... my oven is a disgrace! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You won't be able to handle a cucumber without it starting off a chain of erotic emotions.
Men you wouldn't normally fancy start to look good.
When someone mentions they got wet for (insert innocent reason) you blush and get all wistful..
You daydream about naked men doing the gardening and showering you with their hosepipe.
Not speaking from experience, honest |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once had a comedy side effect to a medication ... Random orgasms. I certainly didn't complain but the other side effects were pretty pants."
Could be amusing pending where it happened.. |
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"I once had a comedy side effect to a medication ... Random orgasms. I certainly didn't complain but the other side effects were pretty pants.
Could be amusing pending where it happened.."
The first time it happened was quite by surprise, and I was on the bus. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once had a comedy side effect to a medication ... Random orgasms. I certainly didn't complain but the other side effects were pretty pants.
Could be amusing pending where it happened..
The first time it happened was quite by surprise, and I was on the bus."
Buses can be a great sex toy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Abstinence. What is this witchcraft?
LOL .... Have you killed the Teaser? Haven't seen him on the forums for a week or so."
Not guilty. I left him very much alive. Must be another naughty fabber  |
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