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over a year ago
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Nooooooo hate the bloomin' things. They serve no purpose on this planet - and before someone says "flies", that's what fly spray has been invented for. Horrid nasty multi legged demons from the depths. |
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"My daughter text me at 3am to tell me 1 had her trapped in her room. Apparently it was watching her and waiting to pounce and eat her. I text back no point us both being eaten its been nice knowing you
You mean dad
My son is 17 and about 6 feet tall and I still have to get rid of any spiders in his bedroom "
Yep I agree but it's fun.
I 1s gave my son a action man deserter for Christmas.  |
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"My last Border Collie was called Spider
I call all spiders Henry "
Weird. So do I.
I had a formal agreement with a particularly large Henry who took up residence in my sitting room last year. It went along the lines of 'the space between the rug and the fire place is yours, cross the threshold and you're getting my very biggest book launched at you and then you're being zapped with the Dyson'. In the end my ex had to come round and evict Henry for me as he clearly didn't understand the terms of our agreement! |
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